chemystery: There are some crazy things I did while in love that even up till date I can't believe I did those things. They include:
1. Crying cos I couldn't afford to miss her
2. Washing her clothes and undies
3. Pouring drinks from her mouth into mine.
4. Allowing her to apply make-ups on me.

Let's see yours if you have any

sammieguze: Crying, washing her cloth but that's coz she was sick, allowing her to shave me. Don't ask what she shaved #coverseyes

modestdude: Mine was coating her arsehole with honey and licking it voraciously like I won a trophy.

Crazy act right? The feeling is out of this world though, coz I got it back too .

#Crazyactofyesteryears

jeffizy: My pastor asked me how much i bought my iphone6 . And I said 25k instead of 200k cos I didn't want him to know I have that kind of money with me.
Now he just gave me 50k to buy the same phone for him and his wife. What should I do?

joywendy: back in secondary school when I hard this deep crush on one guy like this
Aspa he was a friend of mine you know the hi and 'chat a lil' kinda friend and then really I don't know how the feeling came about. I saw it has a big deal to fall for a friend and I didn't want to fall. Btw I heard he had also crush on someone else even if he didn't I was not ready for any emotional attachment. So I tried everything to keep away the thought of him and keep some distance between the two of us. Everything was going smoothly till the school management decided to change our tables and tablemates. I got to dining hall to check for my table, I checked found my table and guess whose name was written after mine? His! Aspa I don die! we are table mates! I sat down praying that he seats at the far end of the table. He came and then he was like 'quiet a while so joy we are on the same table?' Of course we are I said in my head while nodding to his statement. Then where did he seat? In my freaking front!! Gosh it was like I should melt into my chair so I would seat everyday starring at this fine,tall and nice dude. There is no way I would eat without looking once or twice. This was temptation from the devil himself it was time to eat I lost my appetite. Ate lil and left. After that I stopped coming to the dining hall and started leaving on snacks we get during the long break as my school didn't allow provisions. I would have swichted tables but the rules then were very hard on people who switch tables and I didn't know who to swicth with. Even those on my table all seem to like their seat and won't bulge. So yes I stayed a whole week depending on snacks and lil food. All because I didn't want to look at my crush's face. I was prepared to continue to the second week till a table mate I hardly talked to came and spoke to me. Asking me if they have offended me in any way for me to be going on hunger strike, that what I was doing wasn't good and not healthy.

To cut the story short I went back to the table after various warnings. I got there and it seemed like the table arrangement had change due to an event that took place there but with the same tablemates and there was just a seat left for me I checked around and realized he was sitting at the other end a bit far from the empty seat and I sat down.

Looking back I can only laugh at my naivety and stupidity back then.
Thinking I could manually make my crush go and not eating food! Thank God for growth
The silly things we do

Mavelshee:

hope uve gone for test....

dancok: can I meet u?

modestdude: its a monthly routine bro.

Moreover, you dont do these things to people who you dont know their status. Maybe I didnt spell it out, she was my girlfriend

Abee79: 7th September 2001, during the first Jos (Plateau State) crisis. I trekked from University of Jos (Bauchi Road) to check whether all was well with my girlfriend who lived near Hillcrest School - (about 9 Km) - AMIDST THE FIGHT, BLOOD, DEAD BODIES, SMOKE, GUNSHOTS, PANDEMONIUM, e.t.c. Only to meet another guy chilling at her place!
the sorrow I felt that day can only be imagined . . .
I almost got killed on my way back home. I Had to FLEE from an angry mob of armed youths.
>>>All because of "Love"!

dstnd: Stole frm ma parents to pay ma sch fee!!

dstnd: Stole frm ma parents to pay ma sch fee!!

Mavelshee:

owk then......enjoy your honeyed nyash adventure.....*ay

dancok: can I meet u?

Odunharry:
thanks...
I knw u have d xperience to deal with such when it arise again

Abee79: 7th September 2001, during the first Jos (Plateau State) crisis. I trekked from University of Jos (Bauchi Road) to check whether all was well with my girlfriend who lived near Hillcrest School - (about 9 Km) - AMIDST THE FIGHT, BLOOD, DEAD BODIES, SMOKE, GUNSHOTS, PANDEMONIUM, e.t.c. Only to meet another guy chilling at her place!
the sorrow I felt that day can only be imagined . . .
I almost got killed on my way back home. I Had to FLEE from an angry mob of armed youths.
>>>All because of "Love"!

debrihachi:
wah did she shave? cmon don't b shy

Mavelshee:

dude....really??

Neddyogu: tell him d phone has been withdrawn 4rm d mkt due to factory fault. D tin dey bend!

Ladycloud: fuckiing him in public #coversface and errrm...nd mkin him use d same lock pattern on my phone! #most guyz wouldnt allow that

satope1: Most ladies don't know that. ..giys have heated arguemets and don't have hard feeings. The next minute you see rhem laughing and would have forgotten things.


but for a lady. Just a single word and they would start sulking and start holding things against you. so why try?

satope1: Most ladies don't know that. ..giys have heated arguemets and don't have hard feeings. The next minute you see rhem laughing and would have forgotten things.


but for a lady. Just a single word and they would start sulking and start holding things against you. so why try?

snowprince07: i hope its not what am thinking (14yrs) kirikiri oo

moriton: Risked my job by following her to her village once

Cried and wet my pillow when she read a stalkers text on my phone and left angrily. as I cried so much my kid siblings still laugh at me today

Walking her home from work at night through a lonely part and walking back alone for twenty minutes. .chai

Love really clouds your sence of reasoning, your head and eyes then I knew why it was blind
On a side note, why do girls take for granted the love of guys when they know the guy is hopelessly in love with them.

lukedan75: it baffles me also,,,,,,