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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Heart2heart(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2014 |
hahhhahahahahhahaahahahhaahahahaha u no go kill me. colossus2: 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by JuicyGee(f): 11:14am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Watched through my kitchen window how one man was teaching a lady on the open field how to drive.. Mehn! Even tho I wasnt the instructor i was so pissed watching them . The woman spent an hr learning one thing.. and the poor guy was patiently standing under the sun teaching how to reverse. 5 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Mine is still an on going process...be like.. Me: Love oya press the clutch and put d car in neutral.. She: why? Me: But we did dis yesterday nw.. She: Noooo..it wasnt like dis.. Me: ok..just do it.. Then she does it... Me...ok start d car..(After about 5 seconds..yeeee! leave it now you will burn the kick starter). She: is dat how to tell me...lol Me: ok clutch then gear one.. She: but we did gear one yesterday..i want gear two today... Cheeiiiii....we will get there one day.... 24 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by JuicyGee(f): 11:35am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Octaves: Haha.. my mum too.. she complain on everything even the breeze when driving, "see this keke o" " no be me go kill you, u hear". its so so annoying.. I just block my ears with headphones 5 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by colossus2: 11:37am On Oct 07, 2014 |
JuicyGee:Lol....sowie. It's crazy teaching a lady anyway. I sabi shout, there's no way you won't shout or complain. Went to kada cinema sometime ago with a lass, she saw all these computer controlled cars kids drive in amusement parks, next thing I heard was "I can learn how to drive with this cars na". I looked forward, backward and sideways, started laughing at her and said "how would you learn how to accelerate and brake with a toy, is it because it has a steering". Come see boning for plaza that day till I drove back to base 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by colossus2: 11:40am On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 07, 2014 |
colossus2: Guy you get bad mouth o! You just killed and buried that girl's joy. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by HFOG(f): 11:44am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Oh. This spiced up my day. Keep them coming pls |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by cuteemperor(m): 11:44am On Oct 07, 2014 |
JuicyGee: lolz... why do u think i always make my earphone available whenever my mum is driving.... those woman can complain of anything... even when the breeze blow a nylon bag in front of the car, that is a problem... and the okada riders!.... mehn! |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Alexcollins(m): 11:47am On Oct 07, 2014 |
BjMorgan:loll, d same scenario played out with me and my mum, she even removed one side of d fence wen trying 2 reverse. She is now a pro in driving overtaking cars @ will.... |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 07, 2014 |
colossus2: lol |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by sleekier(m): 11:52am On Oct 07, 2014 |
It is my gf ooo... We finished eating and had been so happy all day ooo and one stupid thought jst came to my mind... Dear, i ve agreed to teach u d driving as requested.She was so happy. We entered into d car. It went like dis... switch on d ignition, match d brake, engage d automatic gear to D and then i 'll be guilding u. After hours & hours of inability to knw d simplest things and shouting at her with calling her series of names, we both got angry and abandon d car there. I had to come back later in d day to carry my car. The scenario which still get us laffing till today. Women can be so funny @times mehnn. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by j4sure(m): 11:52am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Funny comments. Primary sch field would av save u guyz d stress. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by eddycolo(m): 11:53am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Mine was a very good friend. We both working in the same company for about a year and half. We live in the same area, So i give her lifts to work. She pleaded with me to teach her to drive. First day, we drove around the vicinity. She wasnt that bad. I then told her that she should be the one driving us to work. The first time she tried to drive us to work, she told me she does not know the way to work. For a year and half we have been going to work, she is now saying she don't know the road to work. 14 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 07, 2014 |
DECOtech: The problem is never with the learner but with the teacher. One, we're talking about the weaker sex here. Two, you don't have to put a learner behind the wheel on the first day. Teach her the basics at home first. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by 4djustnation(m): 11:55am On Oct 07, 2014 |
For me, I bought a manual Nissan premera for her and assigned my driver to do the practicals on the field whilst I was giving her basic things I learnt during my corp marshal days and my driving experience. After she finished learning and damaging the car, I sold the car and bought another automatic Altima for her. Today, she is a good driver and I am happy for it. My advice ...ensure that your partner learns how to drive. It is for everyone advantage. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by BjMorgan(m): 11:55am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Alexcollins:Lolz, u tried o, mum tinz, day can b so funny most time |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by MrsAwesome: 11:57am On Oct 07, 2014 |
eddycolo:Damn...it. hahahahahaha. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Frenzydili(f): 11:58am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Would prefer going to a driving skul dan my spouse teaching me.Future tense |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by colossus2: 12:04pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
lomomike:Lolz...it was funny bro The look on her face was "don't try this at home" |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by prettiest1(f): 12:08pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
1one:Definitely it will. Thanks, will do it. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:16pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
There was no car.. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by mkoabiola: 12:18pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Still waiting for mrs right spouse |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Isiterere(m): 12:26pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
reminiscing when my eldest brother was teaching his wife(mama heritage), I ended up being the referee cos the learning always turn to quarrel. My brother will be like; mama-heritage shey o ri Iran ni , abi o need glass ni ?(mama-heritage you no dey see , or you need glass?) Most of the time she will took okada and left us on the field. Just advise my brother to register her into driving school. ALL IZZ WELL 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Isiterere(m): 12:37pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by MEILYN(m): 12:40pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
bebe2:lwkmd |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by begwong: 12:43pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
The first and the last day i took my spouse to teach her how to drive,i ended up gicing.her a dirty slap,collected the car and drove home. Dont know how she got home that day because it was a hell of a distance(17km) from our residence. She can now drive,but it was somebody else tbat taught her. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Isiterere(m): 12:44pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
eddycolo:omg, lwtmhtp! Imagine ! She no sabi road to work again ? Women!!! Very interesting a creature... ALL IZZ WELL |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by kstyle2(m): 12:44pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
etenyong:...lmao@ 'we left home HAPPILY'....damn, I knew it wasn't gon end well...I'm nt married but u guyz r makin me scared on teachin a chick hw 2 drive. My gf said I shld com nd teach her...I guess I'll just find an excuse not to cos driving in ph is not beans..nd I luv my life |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by MizTyna(f): 12:48pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Nah!!! Bad idea! I went to a driving sch and even at that,we still fought whenever i drive,i just dont like the 'You are going too slow' You are going too fast' 'change gear na',etc. So if we are going out together,he drives. Problem solved! 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Frenzydili: Better do that right away. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
4djustnation: So, the Nissan was meant to be a battering ram from the start? |
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