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Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies
Should Read

1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth
the pain. Ladies beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too.
Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on
yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your
daily needs. It has brought more pains than
joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking
for whom to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson.
Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT
that desperately, he should put a ring on it.
Funny enough, men can wait if they see your
worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting
flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy
the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to
the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack
your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man especially if
the relationship is still new, never take your
girlfriend to his house or give her his number
or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man show his
face to your people. Your sister or brother or
mother. This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but never
let them be the number one factor in choosing
a man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit
like a woman. Some men act like babies when
a woman is not properly seated. You know
what I mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with good
sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but
don’t scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let
them deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the
contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a
relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man is to
keep him, that could be a big mistake. Finance
for the right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men
are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men
have you met out of about six billion people
on earth? You see am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never
embark on a long trip to meet a man without
informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting,somebody should know about it jor!
Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as
a good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to
love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys
and good girls love good boys. Nobody should
use your head to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.

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