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A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by arvinsloane(m): 10:21pm On Oct 12, 2014
The following is what a women posted on a dating forum
seeking a rich husband:
"
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m
25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I
wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $
1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum
who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all
married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich
persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential
area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k
annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list
down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking?
I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not
interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can
only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are
lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional
investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not
wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me
explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange
of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and
Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will
fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to
year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not
just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If
that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10
years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a
position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good
idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage
that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation
value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice
that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And
by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich
person with $500k annual income.This has better chance
than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

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Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by braine(m): 11:07pm On Oct 12, 2014
The response is a right one. All what the reply says is not rocket science. Ladies want ready made men, its not so easy.
Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by Jibabs2(m): 11:24pm On Oct 12, 2014
Wonderful reply
Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by emperorbanks(m): 12:38am On Oct 13, 2014
Morgan couldn't have said it any better.
I have said it times without number, nobody wants a liability.
If you think JayZ married Beyonce just because she's pretty, then all you do is look, you clearly can't see.
As an individual, the man has an income of 500k monthly. When you tag along with zero income, it becomes 250k per head. That's if she allows him as much as half the pay.
Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by MrTeymee(m): 2:48am On Oct 13, 2014
No comment from a girl yet













Buh its none of ma business.
Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by Imoy(m): 3:03am On Oct 13, 2014
I go comment for morning, make I sleep 1st
Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by Nobody: 4:51am On Oct 13, 2014
That's exactly how many ladies still hate me for dating them and marrying my wife. The truth is simple, they are liabilities but my wife is an asset. I met her when I was nobody but I met those ladies when I was already a man. My advice to ladies is to help build up a man. A man hardly forgets his humble beginning and all the actors in it. I, for one never forgot how my wife and I used to drink garri as dinner while her friends kept jumping from one car to another calling her a fool for hanging out with a poor dude. The same friends still did asoebi for her during our wedding and I made sure they had a shopping of their lives for them to see truly that level has changed cool

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Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by Ego2(f): 5:40am On Oct 13, 2014
IdiAmin1:
That's exactly how many ladies still hate me for dating them and marrying my wife. The truth is simple, they are liabilities but my wife is an asset. I met her when I was nobody but I met those ladies when I was already a man. My advice to ladies is to help build up a man. A man hardly forgets his humble beginning and all the actors in it. I, for one never forgot how my wife and I used to drink garri as dinner while her friends kept jumping from one car to another calling her a fool for hanging out with a poor dude. The same friends still did asoebi for her during our wedding and I made sure they had a shopping of their lives for them to see truly that level has changed cool
i wish my ex could see ur comment
Re: A Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Girl Who Wanted A Rich Husband by pasqal09: 5:56am On Oct 13, 2014

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