The discussion of heartbreaks came up with friends and the famous phrases girls and guys use to say that they aren’t interested in a relationship anymore or found another.


These are the few I could compile:


Sorry for not keeping in touch.…been having personal issues lately. These issues might linger, so I don’t want to waste your time

My family does not support our relationship and I don't want to hurt them

I don’t deserve you

It’s not working, infact it won’t work

You are too young for me

Have you seen what your mates are capable of doing….if you can’t do them, then I can’t stay

He/She makes me happier than you do

I need to make myself a better one so I can become a better two

I want to have fun, am not ready to settle down, I still want to enjoy my youth, I don’t want to hold you down

I know your are ready for marriage, but I am not

I feel pressured to make a commitment and I am not ready

Age might not be on your side but it’s on mine, let’s move on with other people

I am just not ready for a relationship right now, but if I were... you'd be the One

It's me not youI can’t see myself spending the rest of my life with you

I think we are better off as friends

You are too good for me

This break up will make us stronger and might bring us back together

I love you too much, it’s driving me crazy, and so I need to regain my sanity

You’re just too perfect for some else and I won’t treat you like you truly deserve I don’t want to do this anymore

I need to meet other women so that I prove to myself that my love for you is real

I am going through mid-life crisis and I need to make some changes, and it includes you

I can’t deal with the long distance

I think you love me more than I love you

We are too alike, you know my every move, it won’t work

I like you but I don’t love you


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We both hv d same genotype

Interesting.....

Phone rings,boy calling:

Boy: hello

Girl: Honey

Boy: I've told you to stop calling me what a bee produces,this relatnshp is over

I told you to boil one egg, why did you boil the two? In fact, it is over.

Odilafta:
Phone rings,boy calling:

Boy: hello

Girl: Honey

Boy: I've told you to stop calling me what a bee produces,this relatnshp is over

Lol @ what a bee produces.

Garri hot, soup hot. U want to kill me? We are done.

Hahahahaha

Lovely ...

After defeating him 4-0.


Tchai,
who taught u how to play FIFA14?,infact its over!

Boy: Hi

Girl: Hi ..... dear

Boy: Who's beside you that's you just called dear.

Girl: No baby there's nobody here with me.

Boy: Argh! Ar u calling me a liar?

Girl: No baby.

Boy: No that i'm a liar abi? Or yes that i'm a liar.

Girl: No baby,i don't. . (interupts)

Boy: It's over between us

I just gave my life to Christ. I don't think we can countinue.its over!

After ruining her life with sex:
My pastor said I must get married to a virgin.

With the passage of time, i have come to realize that when a partner start telling u the reasons why a relationship wont work, jst take ur mind off him/her. Most of these lines are familiar things they use

A simple "I'm done here".....

U are too good for me,..... I laughed and thought so hard when she said those words over the phone

It's not you, it's me.
I'm planning on becoming a reverend father.

I am not doing again.

OohMpa:
Ooh Mpa: Hey babe

Babe: Hey ooh Mpa

Ooh Mpa: Do you know there's a beer called ooh Mpa?

Girl: Yes ooh Mpa

Ooh Mpa: So you're calling Ooh Mpa beer? You're comparing Ooh Mpa's love to a beer. You prefer the beer to Ooh Mpa?

Girl: No I prefer ooh Mpa not ooh Mpa

Ooh Mpa: In fact, it's over

EVIL