MrCork:




...brother...light skin females r like cake...which means u hav to handle wit care &treat them softly softly BUT at the same time...u keeeeepit gangster like I do. This simply means u MUSS NEVER EVEEEEER let a female no how much u want/like her coz the moment she discovers yo weakness....she will rip yor heart apart & for the next 500 years..u will keep cryin like baby hyena.....do I make sense?

....anyways this is wot u do....

...u keeeepit 10000% gangster & no more levy dub baby......

....mdon't call her too much...

....let her cheat if she want to

....let her go out when ever and do not tag along like mofo.

...giv her breadth in space...


...and then when she comes back naturally to u....act like it's no big deal.

..this way u will keep her wondering .....women love guys wit dak characters which is y as of today...am datin 3 light skin females at the same tome: two from ma street and one from ma office!

Cooljoe1:

u ghat an office?? *wic work are u in2?

MrCork:


...two offices

Cooljoe1:

whats ur occupation?

MrCork:




..I own two estate agent....sellin properties

Cooljoe1:

pics of u selinq properties or ..........u knw d rest

MrCork:



.....picture of me selling properties?....brother,I don't mean to sound rude but this is the 4th dumbest question on nairand ever....how about I send u a picture of me holdin Umbrela?.....the whole idea of the thread is to help improve love life's and help women.

....so what has picture of sellin properties gots to do ŵin romance?

MrCork:
...and for the record I make great profit on each London propertys .....sometimes £45,000 or sometimes maybe £68,000 but make only £32,000 from the last one

MrCork:
...and for the record I make great profit on each London propertys .....sometimes £45,000 or sometimes maybe £68,000 but make only £32,000 from the last one

Cooljoe1:

empty barrel makes d loudest noise*
nobody here in naija cares abt ow much u mk *who knws *u myt be one of those poor kids cleaning d street (no oooffense) #lol nd spill rubbish on NL,
LAST BULLET:AR U LYT SKIN?
hahahahahahahaha

MrCork:




...brother...talk nicely to me & I will send u £5 to buy food that shud last u for one month...and yes, I do drive. €28,000 (cash) range rover sport.

...ma professional advise..... Please stick wit farming to help attract village to help identify yor level

MrCork:




...brother...talk nicely to me & I will send u £5 to buy food that shud last u for one month...and yes, I do drive. €28,000 (cash) range rover sport.

...ma professional advise..... Please stick wit farming to help attract village to help identify yor level

SkinnyDude:
my female friend said i should start wearing starched shirts, in other to hide my skinniness. but how do i get a little fat? the babe is really big for me to handle, she is got back side like niki minaj. plz

Truckpusher:
Mrcork I'm light skin but my girl is dark skin and each we wake up together I notice some charcoal-like stain on my body including my diick.


Please advice.

...brother..no offennase but professional,i tink u r confusin havin ezema wit bein light skin...if have of yor face hav yellow patches & the other hav black like arm robber..how the help cab u think u r light skin?....i bet u hav jeery curl.. muss be from Ghana.


..anyways we will help

.Profesional opinion...wot u nid to do is use black soap for 21 days to help u look like normal human been..or else that chick will leave & u will remain single again..gion bak to self service is CLEARLY NOT an option...

Hope this help!

SkinnyDude:
my female friend said i should start wearing starched shirts, in other to hide my skinniness. but how do i get a little fat? the babe is really big for me to handle, she is got back side like niki minaj. plz

MrCork:



...brother..no offennase but professional,i tink u r confusin havin ezema wit bein light skin...if have of yor face hav yellow patches & the other hav black like arm robber..how the help cab u think u r light skin?....i bet u hav jeery curl.. muss be from Ghana.


..anyways we will help

.Profesional opinion...wot u nid to do is use black soap for 21 days to help u look like normal human been..or else that chick will leave & u will remain single again..gion bak to self service is CLEARLY NOT an option...

Hope this help!

MrCork:



...NAH MAN...u don't do that...NEVER EVER!....unless u skinny like tooth pig..are u?

...anyways this is wot u do ....we call it:..keepin it gangster!

..just say this: ...baby,big things come in small packages (that's all u say ...let her do the maths)..

. Basically,wot u tryin to say is: i am who i am...end of discussion...women fall in love more wit guys who hold ther ground and truss me...she will respect u on a different level...gerrrrit?

he actually made sense today

MrCork:



...NAH MAN...u don't do that...NEVER EVER!....unless u skinny like tooth pig..are u?

...anyways this is wot u do ....we call it:..keepin it gangster!

..just say this: ...baby,big things come in small packages (that's all u say ...let her do the maths)..

. Basically,wot u tryin to say is: i am who i am...end of discussion...women fall in love more wit guys who hold ther ground and truss me...she will respect u on a different level...gerrrrit?

Cooljoe1:

pics of u selinq properties or ..........u knw d rest

MrCork:



....ma sister. ....from yor reply (no full stop...no commma...no paragraph)..clearly yor graaamar needs help... This usually means u need a man.

...hope this help..

Next serrious question pls!

WoodcrestMayor:
What I find mst interesting abt dis guy are his seriousness and consistency.
If it was moi,I wuld av blown my cover long ago.


E go post nonsense lock up like say na UN Sec Gen. just yarn

booqee:
I swear you've gotten it..!!!!

Initially his post use to piss me off as i saw him as a silly braggado who's prolly living in mushin or ajegunle..

But now I know better..he's damn funny, he can yarn st,upid nonsense with dat his silly grammar and a very 'straight face'..so funny!

but seriously..who knows he could be living in peckham pekam, london for real!!!!!

WoodcrestMayor:
What I find mst interesting abt dis guy are his seriousness and consistency.
If it was moi,I wuld av blown my cover long ago.


E go post nonsense lock up like say na UN Sec Gen. just yarn