naijaboiy:

No vex

I won't call her damsel again.

Introduce me to your marieolae na

Suley316:


No vex

I won't call her damsel again.

Introduce me to your marieolae na

introduce yourself na

naijaboiy:
introduce yourself na

Leave am, I will do it my way

naijaboiy:

is there proof?

MrCork:



^^^ yor face..

..bro.. U hav a g@y and for the record...ther is notin wrong bein g@y & u shud be proud coz g@y men r normally harmless..

...hav u ever herd of a g@y arm robber? NOPE!
.....hav u eva heard witch? ....NOPE!
.....hav u ever herd of a g@y juju man?...NOPE!!
...hav u ever heard of g@y thug? ....NOPE!


....ther u go...ma brother...be a proud Homebase g@y Nigerian coz yor country love u!

Thanks but i'll pass

Medunah:

I should be d one asking u nah.
Nyways, i nd my fiance wanna know, we confused nd ur answer will make our relationship stronger or otherwise. Sasha is a rapper, i wrote Aishat. Do u wear �glasses?

defendedvictim:
Why can't I view all d comments on dis thread ..

MrCork:



....calm down village....nairaland is nota market place so please don't be agresive.

....anyways,u beautiful & u look like beyansi...so in other to make your relationship stronger & last for more than 2 years,u have only one choice....u wear mini skirt every day for the next one year.

....if that can work for me...truss me...yor mam ain't goin no where!

FrancisTony:
This thread sha.

Mrcork, my light-skinned girlfriend ain't faithful and I want to jilt her.

MrCork:



....maybe u didn't pay rent....every one can except u

Medunah:

Ok, wait lemme tell my fiance

naijaboiy:

bleach

MrCork:



...ermm sweery..is yor fiansy from Ghana?

Geestunnar:
MrCork. I have this light skin girl always looking at me. What do i do?

Medunah:

No, why?

urcutecrush post=274 (45750:
How can i make my crush lee min ho a light skinned korean fall in love with me

MrCork:


...bro juss buy her Chinese fry rice...korea women love Chinese fry rice!

urcutecrush:

Am a woman not a bro

MrCork:


...how?

urcutecrush:

Because i have vagina not cork

MrCork:


...how?

MrCork:



...so u are a babe...abi?... Are u light skin?

urcutecrush:

No

....WHICH NO??


... Anyways sweery..since u cant find man on nairaland..we highly recommend u change color quick (yellow).....theise way,we (real men plus Londoners) wud start chasin u like cat then u can find husband witin 3 days...gerrrit?

...hope this help!

MrCork:



....WHICH NO??


... Anyways sweery..since u cant find man on nairaland..we highly recommend u change color quick (yellow).....theise way,we (real men plus Londoners) wud start chasin u like cat then u can find husband witin 3 days...gerrrit?

...hope this help! :

urcutecrush:

Lubbish

Dreyl:
Mrcork my light skinned girlfriend ain't loyal to me what would you advise me to do?should i break up with her or not?

...brother...light skin females r like cake...which means u hav to handle wit care &treat them softly softly BUT at the same time...u keeeeepit gangster like I do. This simply means u MUSS NEVER EVEEEEER let a female no how much u want/like her coz the moment she discovers yo weakness....she will rip yor heart apart & for the next 500 years..u will keep cryin like baby hyena.....do I make sense?

....anyways this is wot u do....

...u keeeepit 10000% gangster & no more levy dub baby......

....mdon't call her too much...

....let her cheat if she want to

....let her go out when ever and do not tag along like mofo.

...giv her breadth in space...


...and then when she comes back naturally to u....act like it's no big deal.

..this way u will keep her wondering .....women love guys wit dak characters which is y as of today...am datin 3 light skin females at the same tome: two from ma street and one from ma office!