BuddhaPalm:


"This is not a drill!"

He's serious and consistent - because he's a genuine psych-ward patient .

Musiwa is another example. They are both not pretending.

MrTeymee:
Mr cork! I met this light skin chick few weeks ago and I really like her. I need tips on how to woo her cuz due to her beauty, there is a lotta competition. Thanks in advance

MrCork:



....best advise: buy a Range Rover and truss me....u will get yor first punnny ever. . All light light female r attracted to Range ..especially the yellow babes. .but if u cant afford one..uts no big deak

. .juss lie to the babe that u tookit for service & when she ask to see it...juss tellha yor bak has gone to India ....this makes u sound imporant ..

...truss me,she will respect ..all women love guys quick at lying coz it makes u wot they call: SHARP GUYs.....geerrit?

MrTeymee:

Yes boss!

booqee:
Mrcork I've been looking for you! here you are. I know you're a rich dude driving a range rover and living in peckham London. pls in the name of God help this fellow nairalander..he's terribly ill and needs ur prayer and financial support! It can even be anonymous

You can check out his topic, www.nairaland.com/1963635/need/1 Its on front page. His account number is in my signature..its in his thread as well.

thank u Mrcork I know you will do it (jokes apart)

booqee:
Mrcork I've been looking for you! here you are. I know you're a rich dude driving a range rover and living in peckham London. pls in the name of God help this fellow nairalander..he's terribly ill and needs ur prayer and financial support! It can even be anonymous

You can check out his topic, www.nairaland.com/1963635/need/1 Its on front page. His account number is in my signature..its in his thread as well.

thank u Mrcork I know you will do it (jokes apart)

booqee:
Mrcork I've been looking for you! here you are. I know you're a rich dude driving a range rover and living in peckham London. pls in the name of God help this fellow nairalander..he's terribly ill and needs ur prayer and financial support! It can even be anonymous

You can check out his topic, www.nairaland.com/1963635/need/1 Its on front page. His account number is in my signature..its in his thread as well.

thank u Mrcork I know you will do it (jokes apart)

lomomike:


You've granted corkyjoe a bait and an absolute licence to derail that thread and ultimately get a ban.

booqee:
but I was really serious with my post.. I meant it.

I'm so sorry about that. I'll delete my post then....

booqee:
but I was really serious with my post.. I meant it.

I'm so sorry about that. I'll delete my post then....

MrCork:



...sweeery hav u finaly change color to yellow coz it is wot everybody want?

booqee:
see..u sack of camel dung don't even quote me! I'm so pissed at that bullsh!t u went to do on dat thread for d sick guy but I decided to be silent.

I used to think you're just been funny now I know you're naturally stup!d both online and offline in realtime.

mikechibuzor:
Mrcork. I'm a 2yrs old teenager(hope you get?) and this urge of having a gf is increasing by the minute.
I've never had one and i'm contemplating on it.
What do you think i shoul do? Should i still wait or....
anticipating your wise reply.

MrCork:



. ... Calm down ...wot did i do & when did i ever arcccuse sick Nigerian?

. ..so juss becuz i drive a £28,000 range rover spot (cash)...and an from London...& i live in pekam..& i ow 3 propertys in west London& i travelled to 39 countries....u want me to sent him £5000?

....this is somebody i don't even ni and worst of all....he is male?

veegirl:

Are u light skinned?
Is ur dream car range rover sport (cash)?
Has nairaland helped boost ur confidence!
What does it feel like being an a$$hole?
And lastly, r u LIGHT SKINNED?
Hehehehehe

veegirl:

Are u light skinned?
Is ur dream car range rover sport (cash)?
Has nairaland helped boost ur confidence!
What does it feel like being an a$$hole?
And lastly, r u LIGHT SKINNED?
Hehehehehe

MrCork:
...ok....I know Nigerians like everything free so am sgiving another free advise this year...2015


....for those of you who need help, confident and who refuse to remain single again this year......please holla for valentine day advise!!

..don't be shy

kathykathy:
wen an ex threatens to rape me wot does not mean?

ojaydedon:
mr. Cork

hw do i knw a wife material?

MrCork:



...no fear..trust me..he simply playing minds games due to lack of insecurity...most men do this coz we don't want to be seen as loosers (..without u ther is no me..bull $hit).

...he cant do $hit...wot u simply need to do is get only TRUSTED outsiders involved: Uncles,aunties,cousins,close trusted friends..he will carry on threatening u until he gets exposed. Once he notices people around u,he will feel exposed and back off. What u MUST not do is show fear...never. U hav been the best person he has approached so far & becuz he does not hav the self confidence to move on,he wants to capitalize on wot he has now...u

..my advise..get it publicized and get family members involved..and sure the aunties would know how to handle him..NO FEAR!..

chinnyonwu:

mrcork pls help. no chick seems to want me to take her out even tho am the one payin.
im 23, average lookin, and got swags. ans my mouth dont smell.
i want a turnaround dis val cos am fedup!
Speedy response pls as amu considering suicide

defendedvictim:
Why can't I view all d comments on dis thread ..

urcutecrush:

Am a woman not a bro

MrCork:


....when you find a job!! (no ofeense)