I asked a girl out and she said the only way she could date me is if I buy a phone and recharge the phone with #2000. I agreed and gave a condition that both of us will have to bleep each like 5 times or more before I will grant her request. She agreed and I bleeped the shit out of that pussy. Then I saw that it's a precious waste of funds to buy a ho a phone. Now she's angry and calling me names but I no dey vex sha cos I enjoy am well well my fellow nairalanders. How can I buy a girl a phone cos of sex when sex is very easy to get these days. My fellow nairalanders I no lie una e sweet me well well.

I no fit do buisnes wit ur kind. U r a cheat

You better buy her the phone, if she deep that hand for punna swear for you..eh.

@willi926 bros forget that mara. If to say I buy her that fone and I no come Bleep she for call or even reason me as maga or even atm.

@padeolu nothing dey happen. No level.

but you did give her your word.
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.

First of us The guideline caracta dropped you didn't use it well. This is your first post and first topic. btw what do you gain from posting useless things and jonzing all over nairaland... Some peeps useless sha. People like you stay inside the house 24/7 and then come to nairaland be claiming bad guy

Peace

God 4give u!

This is why I like nairaland coz some guys will tell U the truth by asking how and what they can do to kiss a certain girl, but people like op wey never see pant or bra before not to talk of how pusssy looks will come here dey form baddest guy ever liveth "baddoo"

Afrok:
This is why I like nairaland coz some guys will tell U the truth by asking how and what they can do to kiss a certain girl, but people like op wey never see pant or bra before not to talk of how pusssy looks will come here dey form baddest guy ever liveth "baddoo"

abeg nor kill me with laugh

ireneony:
abeg nor kill me with laugh

That's the truth coz bad guys don't make mouth or noise, the girls do the noise making for them .

If you like talk or if you like don't that's your f****** problem

^^bros don't cry ehn? Don't mind him...One day you'll see punny...

I've seen more pussies than even a midwife for your information.