rozzay:
Lolz vizkiz I don laff tire. Mr cork am vexing for ya.

Khalessi:
Cork the year is coming to an end, when will you grow up?

MrCork:
..Why do Homebase guys walk like penguins & serrrriosly...... How do they expect females to take them serious?

. . .Mature contribution please!

MrCork:


. Sweeery..my love..my yellow...my everytin...what did i do?

MrCork:



....hangon sweeery ..plise should i repet the question slowly so u can catchup??
..we never said Homebase guys looiklike penguin....every one said they walk like penguins.

....does that sound the same to u?

Khalessi:

I never said you said home based guys look like penguins. I just want to know when you plan on growing up.

booqee:
mtchew

MrCork:




^^^^ this one always as attitude...notin goood Eva comes out from ha mouth...always cussin!

nickz:
see casting



mrcork's accent can make a dead man rise

MrCork:



...ok...so u want to use my london voice to do juju..abi?......

.sweery are u Nigerian"..Homebase?

booqee:
heyy today is my birthday so be nice to me..else I won't give u cake

ERCROSS:


Mrcork..
Super glue don pour enta ur brain abi...

vizkiz:
I am getting old now, i think its high time i distribute these plots of land to my children....

[b]to my 1st born rozzay, take this part of this land and use it as your palace when you get the crown of "Miss NL"




































































My 2nd born and my first son, toysne2much, use this one to build a branch of my company in this area, you can use the rest to create threads for "10 kinds" of anything you want





































































My 3rd born yungwizzzy, though you are very troublesome, but i can't give you as meal to a lion(interprete am )

Take this one and find something doing...if you like sell and use the money on stri*ppers





















































My 4th born andybomba, this your level of "craziness" needs to move to the permanent site...i found one for you









































5th born naijaboiy, i hear say na fine boy you dey do for school but as a good father, i have to support my son

Take this plots of land and start a modeling school






















































My unwanted child Mrcock, shey you want land?? I thought the Range sport and london visa is enough na






My lastborn unibenstudent1, when you graduate from school, go and meet aunty rozzay, she will show you the plots of land i left for you [/b]

dolafunmi:

Funny comments on Nairaland, always

MrCork:



....see yor Ghana head like carrrot....was funnny about rit? ..

....are u light skin?

dolafunmi:

Lol.... seriously. Dude, rehab is the place for you.