kika23:


Once, he did... Obviously he freaked out.. But I just smiled and told him how I derived joy in watching him sleep and he smiled at me, kissed my forehead, asked me to sleep and he went back to sleep.... I taught him to do it too... he'd confess in the morning how he watched me sleep last night.... It's just a sweet feeling.....

hmmm... do you two still do it?

You never buy ur xmas chicken early before? Like in 1st wk of Nov. You see d way u admire it nd salivate until d slaughter day in Dec, na d same way dat girl dey stare at u o.
Na u be d xmas chicken bought in arrears.

osuafor:
Hahahahaha, don't make me laugh.....

The way people share posts on this forum is so annoying. Imagine the above quoted post having like 5 "shares". Smh! What is there to share on that post?

Emilord:
Alobam,ekwensu na akpogi be that oo,hehehe...she is just waiting 4 d time to reach so that she go fegi agu,..nwa mbada i ga agbawa door very soon

Hahahahahahahahaha Jeeeessuuuss!!!Nairaland una go kill person here oooooo

Lordabas:





Op she is just hörny


Statistics show that 70% of girls who wake up at night are hörny

So, op when next that happens you have to rise to the occassion and deliver.

Dont dull !!!

I didn't know this. I wake every night

iamord:


is that dude singing or giving the mic Bj

Nope he's actually trying to swallow the mic....

Woman stabs her 17-year-old nephew in the p*nis over one slice of cake
Source: http://www..com.ng/index.php/crime/item/1267-woman-stabs-her-17-year-old-nephew-in-the-penis-over-one-slice-of-cake

Is she your wife that she spends the night with you all the time?

Ogbanje don jam diz maga!

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

2 weeks and she's sleeping over already or moved in. Wow such a loose ho, a loyal ho.

You invited a total stranger in why worrying about her creeping on you?

she want mek u too jamm......dnt u lyk jamming?....oh maybe u shuld try out that

She is in love. She loves you. She is admiring whayt she's caught. OP,you are trapped.

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

You know it's not normal.

Either help her sort it out or you bounce. There are millions of females in Nigeria for you to find a non creepy sort.

tebirim:
The babe might be in love. My baby can't stay without staring @ my face. She wakes me up even in the mid night just to make me position well so she can see my face. She kisses my unbrushed mouth even in the mid night To her she says am just too handsome...no be my fault it runs in our family

Guy this is called unsolicited advertising cum marketing put into one... How we go take confirm am naa

She dey use ur picture do local fan for her kingdom

She must be a Witch of the highest order!

Rityben:

I didn't know this. I wake every night

Maybe u're among the remaining 30%

kika23:


Once, he did... Obviously he freaked out.. But I just smiled and told him how I derived joy in watching him sleep and he smiled at me, kissed my forehead, asked me to sleep and he went back to sleep.... I taught him to do it too... he'd confess in the morning how he watched me sleep last night.... It's just a sweet feeling.....

All this kain love wey dey be like when guy consume half bottle of McDowells and JackDaniels join together......

But wait oh!
Where unable day get all these babes from. The other day, one Bobo be dey complain of chic we dey cry anytime them kiss. Now this!!

*makes sign of the cross*

ogbanje tinz

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

she dey plan how to swallow you!

Abi she be Amusu Amusu, or she be girlie water, Ojuju calabar ayaya oho. Wilie wilie.don catch u.

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Hahahahahahahabbaab

chukxie:


I'm glad I did. I got the inspiration from 'I Go Die'

yea bro i fink i remember dt show.wer he wore a white nica nd a white suite ryt?

mkpakanaodogwu:
U de jones,stare back at her

Fear no go catch you? Make you pass there waka oh! Dem go catch una 2 for transformer the next morning

It is wel

kilokeys:
bros.. she is in love..


either she being a normal girl, loves u so much and wishes she would walk down d aisle.
or she being possessed., loves ur soul so much and thinks of how to take u to d underworld to be a spiritual husband forever

yep, lol

NL never ceases to amuse me

blakky97:

Fear no go catch you? Make you pass there waka oh! Dem go catch una 2 for transformer the next morning

bros i go open my eye and stare back,my people use to say that IHU OKE EHI NA ANYU MMA NKO(DE FACE OF A BULL DE RENDER A SHARP KNIVE BLUNT)

Mind over matter

eminex:


hmmm... do you two still do it?

Yea, jut that it has reduced a little..

she might be a flying object