My guy, na mammy water you carry so. Borrow leg take run.

Hilarious thread... Nonetheless, its refreshing to see how superstitious we are around here because, jokingly jokingly, a life could be saved.

@op I'll prefer to assume she's admiring you. But guy, are you that handsome?

;DChai.....in obj's voice "ur white br0cade wearing days are over, l0l...she'z watching u in 3D...

afokstoomuci:
See wat u will do.In d nite or day time pretend as if are sleeping wen she is awake.U wil be talking to urself dat i am d one who kill her so i am d 1 who wil eat d heart nd lap.If u dont give it to me then i will nt bring d 1 i am dating nw.U wil notice dat wen u wakeup u wil see a written note on ur table dat i dont want to see u again.Lolz

geeeeezzzzz!!..u could have killed me with laughter.........datz a very serious but funny advice from u

Lordabas:





Op she is just hörny


Statistics show that 70% of girls who wake up at night are hörny


So, op when next that happens you have to rise to the occassion and deliver.

Dont dull !!!

So it every time she is Hot abi... biko make we tell am the truth, mahn be careful oh, maybe she they pity u oh,better beg am and ask Wetin u do am

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

Brother you for add her pic so we can have an idea of WHAT is staring at you.
crazy reasons listed below;
1. may b she can't believe she got hooked with dis talk of d town fineboy or otherwise.
2. If only you made it hot and orgasmic, she no go get d time to do dat.. Na snore you for they complain of.
3.just may b she dey look u cause she no gree go meeting because you dey so fine to b left alone (may God help us)
4. U no off light b4 u sleep.
5. May b she just dey scared of loosing u sha... So she stares while she still get chance.

NB: ask her y nd tell her it freaks you out.

Hope she is not a w*tch

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

TRY THAT AND YOU MIGHT EITHER GET THE THROUGH NATURE OF WHAT SHE IS OR YOU MIGHT END UP LOSING SOMETHING WORTHY

CoolHunk:
Ha!!! Your soul has been imprisoned in a day-old dinosaur egg. To free yourself, you'll have to find the dinosaur egg and crack it open with a broom stick. Good luck.

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

bestestgirl:
hehehe OP she is summoning your spirit into the cage in her coven... your own don finish be dat

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"





~>MaLady<~

lukuluku101:
Hmmmmm...this one is strongggg! The prophet says "congratulations, you've fvcked your way into the coven of h'orny witches. She dey watch as others dey freestyle ontop u ni"

Night of a thousand laugh

Run for ur life while U Still can

Op relax! No cause for alarm, she's probably jst browsing ur destiny. U knw network is normally better at night

iamord:


is that dude singing or giving the mic Bj

The dude Is singing to his Creator.

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Were in cali are u?

salt1:


I think I needed this laughter!
Op una well done.

I didn't know that people have degenerated to this level of immorality. No wonder the churches are full and running over. After risking your life in all kinds of atrocious behaviours, you run to the churches seeking for instant miracles to manage the penalties of irresponsible living.

I hope you practise safe sex, though. Before you destroy your entire life

The thing heavy for mouth. Go to church in the morning and bleep in the evening.

Who is deceiving who.


Last Bullet:

None of my business. Life is choice.

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Lmao.
Na this kind news dem dey take act Nollywood stories

lukuluku101:
Hmmmmm...this one is strongggg! The prophet says "congratulations, you've fvcked your way into the coven of h'orny witches. She dey watch as d others dey freestyle ontop u ni"

EroticAngelina:
hehehe op, ur own don finish o why is she even awake at nyt?? na so all these mammy water women dey do o go buy anointing olive oil sharp sharp.. and sleep with ur bible o

It only takes mammy water to know mammy water dis one wey u fair lyk one I dey suspect u

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,
I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face. I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house. Do you think its normal?

Tellwisdom:
Guy, u give am food before she sleep so??...E fit be hunger oo

LordIllegal:
The dude Is singing to his Creator.

Lol. They will Close their windows up there. They got. Enough angels singing, this one is. Doing bj tutorials

Brossss!!! Abeg leave dat tin..if she stares at u,make u open ur eye wide 4 am...jahbless

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

Relationship of two weeks, the girl has started sleeping in your house? Liar! Is she a destitute, do you think you are posting for children to read, this shows you are not worth a guy yet.

EdDave:
Mammy Water tins.

Wonder why anything just hits front page these days.
Miss good old nairaland (2005-2009)

We're never getting it back. Unfortunately

Everybody seems to have missed the fact that he has sent her packing. Bad news. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? So with what do we compare the fury of a scorned witch. It is over

Emilord:
pls,who can tell me wat this one is saying?

That's some English made even simplier with the pigin tints...comprehension will continue to feature in major exams. Metaphors and similes sef

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

ofcouse NO. It's either u r a wizard or she be witch.
;just my opinion but for more research will love to get her contact so i can conduct a QUANTITATIVE N SAMPLING ANALYSIS on her.
waiting to hear from u soonest. help me to help u.

OP u get mouth o. After 2weeks you're already knacki**

EroticAngelina:
hehehe op, ur own don finish o why is she even awake at nyt?? na so all these mammy water women dey do o go buy anointing olive oil sharp sharp.. and sleep with ur bible o

*Yimu
Ill be Watching you
Picks up bible, anointing oil ,anointed handkerchief plus church sticker!

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

Omo run for ur life oo o, she wan initiate u, bu dis post funny sha*

You are dating EGBERE. You are really on your own. May be she was looking at which part of your body to start devouring.

pinkshell:

Tellwisdom:
Guy, u give am food before she sleep so??...E fit be hunger oo

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Dis pitiless guy, the poor girl is starving and hunger won't allow her to sleep

PLAYBACK FROM LASTNIGHT
NB: Both speaking in their mind,
Boy: (with eyes partially closed) why this girl dey look me like that na
GIRL: This guy get plenty glory for body oooo, since last 2wks wey I dey suck n glory d tin no gree finish...well, na small remain....




I sorry sorry 4 u