Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by thorbar(m): 8:40pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
xpac01: I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error. I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued: Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest) SHE: fine (soft voice) ME: how is studying? SHE: you said? (already noticing the error) ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind. SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning) ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you. SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone. ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre). When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing... xpac01: I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error. I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued: Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest) SHE: fine (soft voice) ME: how is studying? SHE: you said? (already noticing the error) ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind. SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning) ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you. SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone. ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre). When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing... xpac01: I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error. I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued: Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest) SHE: fine (soft voice) ME: how is studying? SHE: you said? (already noticing the error) ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind. SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning) ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you. SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone. ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre). When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing... |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by noordean(m): 8:46pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
NairaMode:
Yeah. I have a sharp brain. Yea i cee |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dotwillis1(m): 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: My second experience
I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her
** Fwd **
I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool
We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB
At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)
at dah instance, u shud v pickd a stone nd hit ha hea |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by kuchikau: 8:54pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
iceberylin: Pele ...i met a girl on d road...am currently fucking her...i wan lick her toto. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by nickz(m): 8:57pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
say one of my school girls at a mall in lagos..we have never had a 10sec conversation before;so i saw this as a 'neutral ground' where no one would look and have 2nd thoughts about me asked her if she was with someone,she said 'no' so we were talking while she was picking up things she wanted to buy and dropping into her bulk purchase nylon she was laughing and smiling ..it was all fun until one dude;late 30's /early 40 walked up to us dipped his hand into the nylon,took a packet of chips and started walking-he didn't say anything at all. i was like "is this dude mad,so you won't shout at him or call security" she said "leave him let him take it,long as he doesn't come here and harrass me" i got angry,felt like he was trying to jack her walked up to him and threw hot words at him shocking stuff was that he was looking at me shocked .....he didn't utter a single word.......then i walked back to her feeling like james bond8) my first glance at her,her eyes and mouth were both open then she said "THAT'S MY FATHER!" i felt foo lish....good thing her dad wasn't a military officer he was a pastor.....so i suppose he understood with the smile he had on his face next time i saw her and her friends they were all smiling she still said hi and we talked a bit 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by misszainab(f): 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Dreyl: I hope you are not like the girl? some girls are just damn wicked. I wld never do that to a human being....except he's a bad person. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dreyl(m): 9:12pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
misszainab: I wld never do that to a human being....except he's a bad person. i know you are a decent girl you won't do such. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Superstar007(m): 9:15pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
infogenius: I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.
I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her and my guys just asked me to break the ice.
After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.
That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.
No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.
Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000% na God say make I no die
She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage At last
Hadiza:infogenius, how are you? me; fine, and youuu?
Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets me: ......*quiet*....
Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature* me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets
Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently Me: Yes, let me think
Hadiza: what are u thinking? me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class me:wait
Hadiza;ok what is it na? Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*
To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.
Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment to finish up. Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em
Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it? me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u.... and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*
Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold. Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?
Hadiza: I will think about it me;when will i get my reply
Hadiza:next week * and she walks away* me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*
I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till i left FGC but nothing attached.
I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind like last night.
LWKMD!!! |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Kirinwa: 9:15pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much:
You sounded like someone who started like a professional without any fucck up.. If you have no most embarrassing moment to share, just view the thread and move on rather than showing off
Those who are professionals in the league of toasting are sharing their most embarrassing experience so why displaying inflated ego mentality... ** smh**
Even Dongote and its like can share their embarrassing moment when approaching a lady if given the chance so who the hell are you ?
Let's take small boi, dressing and manner of approach out of this and say the real fact You speak as it were to scold yet words of wisdom come tumble down your lips. I see your words ever rise like Jupiter's. C0ck. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Superstar007(m): 9:31pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
googlepikin: mine happened like dis, I always see dis beautiful girl dat work in a law firm close to my office. one day I asked their office security guy what's her name, he said oh dat girl? she's a nice person, that her name is Adanna. that the girl is from a very wealthy family but very very humble. I didn't know dis ogogoro man was just hyping the girl because I always dash him money,and dis is opportunity for him to open office on my head.. next day o, I was just passing by the man called me that he told the girl about me. I said but she doesn't know me, he said taaar that he told her, that bros wey dey drive Camry for that office wey dey next door. that she was some how excited. I quickly ran to my office dropped my lappy, went to her office before their madam will come to work. I walked into her office sat down close to her, I said hi, how is work? she said fine, how can I help you. I said no problem I just want to come spend some time with you and tell you how beautiful you are. the girl provoke, excuse me,she ask where do you work I said next door.she said are you stupidd or a retardd? that she will write a report to my company that I came to harass her. mehnn see begging for 10min. since then I hate to see her walking towards me. Now, this is the real definition of embarrassment. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Gynacologist(m): 9:33pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by pretim(f): 9:41pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Superstar007:
Now, this is the real definition of embarrassment. honestly she no try |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by peculiarabacus(m): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
nairamaverick: I'm shy , I don't approach ladies so I'm here to read comments and it seems tosyne's thread are always interesting You tooo fine |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Dotwillis1: at dah instance, u shud v pickd a stone nd hit ha hea Lwkmd.. Bros easy now |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by vickertony(m): 10:07pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
My most Embarrasing I tried talking to a girl,i said to her Excuse me like 5 times as she was walking suddenly she stopped and asked me if am talking to her.jeez!!! I nearly died oh lol |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 10:10pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Kirinwa:
You speak as it were to scold yet words of wisdom come tumble down your lips. I see your words ever rise like Jupiter's. C0ck. Hmmmmmmmmm.. Break it down for easy understanding |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by paramedic: 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
U tosyne2much: My second experience
I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her
** Fwd ** @OP; it seems OBJ is an adorable angel when compared to you!!
I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool
We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB
At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Lordwheez(m): 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
VickyyB:
These lies you are sharing. diaris God ooooo |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by dechandel(f): 10:45pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Ipledge: The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light. My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland. I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct Lol I am so sorry.. I actually thought you were a troll.. Didnt know you were this serious na Pele 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:56pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Hahahhaha my own bad ooo.afta pratisin wat I wil say nd her posibl respons 4 2mnth I surmon d corage 2 aproach her Me:hi babe,sory 2 dsturb u,hope u dnt mind me talkin 2 u 4 2 minutes Babe:yea I do bt b fast Me:can u pls sit while I talk Babe:y I tot its jst 2 minutes Me:yeah its 2 minutes bt its fils as if its 2yrs of my lyf cos I culdn't imagin u wil even wnt 2 listen 2 wat I got 2 say Babe:ok(she lukd @ me wit a luvly eyez nd smile on her face) Me as I luk @ her eyez,her beuti clean my brain my goko cleanser)I culdn't say a word.I startd laughin Babe:y ar u laughin,did u cal me 2 jst laugh Me:d truth is dat imediatly I luk @ u in d eye I 4got al d tins I hv cramd 4 2mnths 2 tel u.can u gv me dis knd of opp again nxt tym pls Babe:smiles nd say ok Me:cald her name nd say,,even if I 4got al dat I cramd 2 tel u,I won't 4get 2 tel u dat u ar so beutiful Babe:tnks Me inside my mind I say wetin I go talk again ooo,mak I no 4uk up)I jst put my head 4 ground until she go,I cum reminder al d tins wey I cramd 2 tel her... 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 11:05pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
paramedic: U Miss, pls what have I done this tym |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by chyckxx(m): 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
nairamaverick: I'm shy , I don't approach ladies so I'm here to read comments and it seems tosyne's thread are always interesting same story Johr.. I can't even look at a girl eyeball-to-eyeball. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
dcosmosboy: Hahahhaha my own bad ooo.afta pratisin wat I wil say nd her posibl respons 4 2mnth I surmon d corage 2 aproach her Me:hi babe,sory 2 dsturb u,hope u dnt mind me talkin 2 u 4 2 minutes Babe:yea I do bt b fast Me:can u pls sit while I talk Babe:y I tot its jst 2 minutes Me:yeah its 2 minutes bt its fils as if its 2yrs of my lyf cos I culdn't imagin u wil even wnt 2 listen 2 wat I got 2 say Babe:ok(she lukd @ me wit a luvly eyez nd smile on her face) Meas I luk @ her eyez,her beuti clean my brain my goko cleanser)I culdn't say a word.I startd laughin Babe:y ar u laughin,did u cal me 2 jst laugh Me:d truth is dat imediatly I luk @ u in d eye I 4got al d tins I hv cramd 4 2mnths 2 tel u.can u gv me dis knd of opp again nxt tym pls Babe:smiles nd say ok Me:cald her name nd say,,even if I 4got al dat I cramd 2 tel u,I won't 4get 2 tel u dat u ar so beutiful Babe:tnks Meinside my mind I say wetin I go talk again ooo,mak I no 4uk up)I jst put my head 4 ground until she go,I cum reminder al d tins wey I cramd 2 tel her... Eeeeeehya what an romantic experience.. I enjoyed reading your comment bro 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by princesa(f): 11:17pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Aww...this so romantic! I didn't know guys go through all this just to woo a lady, and here i was thinking it was like slicing a knife through butter |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 11:31pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mzhorlah(f): 11:52pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
ifaoni: Notin to share. Ladies woo me not me wooing them. and this one is feeling like a super-model. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dammie5(m): 11:55pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Actually I've never wooed a girl.] |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mzhorlah(f): 11:59pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
chibwike: is typing a message... type wetin u wan type fast jare and leave d thread Agapecharis-i ont embarrass guys o but if u no hear English,I no go embarrass u na u go embarrass urcf |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mzhorlah(f): 12:01am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Dammie5: Actually I've never wooed a girl.] and this one can lie chai,all this lies Ɣou are sharing on this thread |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Lordabas:
I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months. I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi, my mouth got dried my mind went blank I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened...
My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart
With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off
** That was the last time i saw that girl ** |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 12:05am On Nov 28, 2014 |
tosyne2much: When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo
Lemme keep the ball rolling
**Clears throat**
I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey
** Fst Fwd ** The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place
ME - what's up pretty lady ?
She - I'm fine and you ?
Me - I'm very well
Next thing, I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite
After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing
At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)
**Guys pls share yours **
Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo sh***t always happen even in d toilet,u sh**t! tosyne2much: When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo
Lemme keep the ball rolling
**Clears throat**
I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey
** Fst Fwd ** The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place
ME - what's up pretty lady ?
She - I'm fine and you ?
Me - I'm very well
Next thing, I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite
After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing
At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)
**Guys pls share yours **
Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo sh***t always happen even in d toilet,u sh**t! |