Ipledge:
me i have forgiven you...
Can I pm you?

young boi; can u go n get a life? What's wrong with all these premature kids everywhere. All you premature kids really make me puke... Can't u muster some self worth? Gush...
D descandez(or whatever) looks so premature as well... Shit...

Now am outta here 4 real....

Raymondenyi:
young boi; can u go n get a life? What's wrong with all these premature kids everywhere. All you premature kids really make me puke... Can't u muster some self worth? Gush...
D descandez(or whatever) looks so premature as well... Shit...

Now am outta here 4 real....

Shey I tell you I want to date her..make I shut my mouth(I spit like viper,check my moniker well,and don't Eva quote me)

Can never forget a girl Tolu!
Her parents just moved to my area so I decided to ask her out.. (As a new comer u know)
Me: gud evening!
Tolu: can I help u!
Me: am ....... By name
Tolu: so?
Me: let me b straight with u!!
Tolu: Better
Me: can we b friends?
Tolu: I don't think u ar up to d task!
Me: y did u think so?
Tolu: can u buy me four peak milk and give me One thousand naira only then u can have my body any time!!!
Me: what do u take me for!!






Year 1999 or 2000

tosyne2much:


Stop dat now... Pls try to respect other ppl's way of speaking

Bro, no hard feelings.To be candid,i had in mind to make fun of him before i quoted him but after i did it i became remorseful. well, I just thought to myself that may be that would hearten and motivate him to do better next time.
No one is perfect.

Fortunate017:
Bro, no hard feelings.To be candid,i had in mind to make fun of him before i quoted him but after i did it i became remorseful. well, I just thought to myself that may be that would hearten and motivate him to do better next time.
No one is perfect.

That is it bro

kristein:

no mind dt dude ma guy.na en sabi pass..en get 1st class for english language study

Lol..I am sorry bro. No be me sabi pass o.. I just quoted Tosyne2much.

dechandel:


All these for me?

Ok
I am sorry i ignored the thread but i thought my presence in there would have been irrelevant
I am also sorry i ignored the pm my mail wasnt working at that moment true o..
And i am also sorry for thinking you were a troll ..

Hope i am forgiven?

Lol..Oya tell me sorry too.
You did ignore me, when i wrote' I like your dimple'...Ipledge this was why i was laughed.
Lol..imagine me sef dey talk.#winks

assfreak:


You have been pretending so that I won't woo you abi? Now, you can't escape.

I will wait for you on a more suitable thread.

HE IS A GAY DUDE JOOR.

kakakoshina:
Can never forget a girl Tolu!
Her parents just moved to my area so I decided to ask her out.. (As a new comer u know)
Me: gud evening!
Tolu: can I help u!
Me: am ....... By name
Tolu: so?
Me: let me b straight with u!!
Tolu: Better
Me: can we b friends?
Tolu: I don't think u ar up to d task!
Me: y did u think so?
Tolu: can u buy me four peak milk and give me One thousand naira only then u can have my body any time!!!
Me: what do u take me for!!






Year 1999 or 2000

haha i cant stop lafin. u be papilo? cumin 2 tink of it shey u wer straight wit d gal n same as d gal wit u. atleast una terms was defined four peak milk of N60 per tin n a thousand naira 2 hv d punny. if u ask me u wer dull nt 2 hv struck d deal.

DBlackCeazer:
HE IS A GAY DUDE JOOR.

Be like sey na true o, my guy. We no even know who real again for these females.

lurex2rhyme:


haha i cant stop lafin. u be papilo? cumin 2 tink of it shey u wer straight wit d gal n same as d gal wit u. atleast una terms was defined four peak milk of N60 per tin n a thousand naira 2 hv d punny. if u ask me u wer dull nt 2 hv struck d deal.

I can only remember dat I didn't give her that she finally ................... her in my bed!!!!

kakakoshina:

I can only remember dat I didn't give her that she finally ................... her in my bed!!!!

i give up oo. rem dat everi player has a leak in it's game jxt 4 u 2 look well. i akwa ibom we will say (bou ifiok) ie wisdom is profitable 2 direct.

angelsing:
Before I start, this is not mine but a friend's embarrassing moment...I swear once again its not mine but a friends.. Here it goes, my friend(ugo real name) always like starting his pick up line with "can I have one or two words with you". We don warn am tire that the day he is going to meet a smart girl he will be embarrass. Fast forward to few month later, he saw a girl he has been eyeing for long. We code name her Boron. Immediately we saw her we codedly call him by whistling him to come over, we siked him up and ginger him to go for the kill. He hurriedly follow her up while we stroll at few pace behind him. This conversation ensued.. Ugo: hel hel hello
Boron: hmmm so?
Ugo: can can can I have one or two word with u?
Boron: ok make it quick and why are u stammering?
Ugo: I will
Boron: hey stammerer stop there 2 words..no wonder u have been stammering all along..Didirin(mumu) ..
Me and other friends: we went ballistics with laughter, how he got home we don't know we just know we cud not find him when we looked ahead..To be continued...

Lolzz....Boron na bad girl

noordean:
Lolzz....Boron na bad girl

Just wait till I get to the concluding part of the shame

angelsing:
Before I start, this is not mine but a friend's embarrassing moment...I swear once again its not mine but a friends.. Here it goes, my friend(ugo real name) always like starting his pick up line with "can I have one or two words with you". We don warn am tire that the day he is going to meet a smart girl he will be embarrass. Fast forward to few month later, he saw a girl he has been eyeing for long. We code name her Boron. Immediately we saw her we codedly call him by whistling him to come over, we siked him up and ginger him to go for the kill. He hurriedly follow her up while we stroll at few pace behind him. This conversation ensued.. Ugo: hel hel hello
Boron: hmmm so?
Ugo: can can can I have one or two word with u?
Boron: ok make it quick and why are u stammering?
Ugo: I will
Boron: hey stammerer stop there 2 words..no wonder u have been stammering all along..Didirin(mumu) ..
Me and other friends: we went ballistics with laughter, how he got home we don't know we just know we cud not find him when we looked ahead..To be continued...

u can lie sha..u stroll at few pace behind them nd still u cn hear their convo!mehn say d truth nd let d devil b ashamed!!!!!

bollyzeez:
u can lie sha..u stroll at few pace behind them nd still u cn hear their convo!mehn say d truth nd let d devil b ashamed!!!!!

..Only a liar finds it hard to believe...So just to lie, I formulated this and now sit down to type all this long epistle. Am sure by the time I complete the whole gist u will still say the same thing.

angelsing:
..Only a liar finds it hard to believe...So just to lie, I formulated this and now sit down to type all this long epistle. Am sure by the time I complete the whole gist u will still say the same thing.

sha complete it...mayb awud biliv u then wu knws

bollyzeez:
sha complete it...mayb awud biliv u then wu knws

If u like believe if u like don't believe, its does not taking anything away from me or u

angelsing:
If u like believe if u like don't believe, its does not taking anything away from me or u

mayb u tink so!

Fabdedon:
this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details
www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience
very funny exprience....
modified:
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my
phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to
tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine
mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined..
And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk
majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_
thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***
Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of
Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey
sweat for tongue)
:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka
Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall
in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your
botanical name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me
like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..
Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that
name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet
Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention
dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me.
Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
. .
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her
house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until
she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport
money for offering for church which means 3km
treking....choi..#Gobe
.
.
. As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next
time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary
society am their vice president so my presence is needed
there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At
least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)
Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers
this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why
do you say am not rightous!!!!)
.
. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
.
.
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

no vex Abeg wet in b d name of dat tosyn2much thread for wooing females. I wanna read it or Pls post me d link. thanks

maaji:
no vex Abeg wet in b d name of dat tosyn2much thread for wooing females. I wanna read it or Pls post me d link. thanks

I was waiting for tricycle at old Ibom plaza when this yellow sisi cat- walk pass me. I tell myself, I must woo this chick. I call her and she waited. The following convo takes place:
me: hello, how are u?
She: (stood akimbo) How can I help you?
Me: (sweating profusely) my name is ...
She: of what use will ur useless name do 4 me.
( and the next thing dat happen was her five finger the stamped on my face. Onlookers broke down with laughter)
me: (held my face) what the f**k
she: that is for wasting my precious time, mumu. (she walked away)
I pretend like nothing happen and follow her. As she was about crossing the cutter, I put leg for her and she fell into the cutter. I rush enter keke and leave her to her fate
that was the worst moment...

Dorisbest:
I was waiting for tricycle at old Ibom plaza when this yellow sisi cat- walk pass me. I tell myself, I must woo this chick. I call her and she waited. The following convo takes place:
me: hello, how are u?
She: (stood akimbo) How can I help you?
Me: (sweating profusely) my name is ...
She: of what use will ur useless name do 4 me.
( and the next thing dat happen was her five finger the stamped on my face. Onlookers broke down with laughter)
me: (held my face) what the f**k
she: that is for wasting my precious time, mumu. (she walked away)
I pretend like nothing happen and follow her. As she was about crossing the cutter, I put leg for her and she fell into the cutter. I rush enter keke and leave her to her fate
that was the worst moment...

smh..goan lie no more!

bollyzeez:
smh..goan lie no more!

Dorisbest:

Dorisbest:

bollyzeez:
smh..goan lie no more!

This child grow up na...Must everything a person post be a lie..why don't u post urs, oh! Wait, u are yet to even know if u are a male or female.

angelsing:
This child grow up na...Must everything a person post be a lie..why don't u post urs, oh! Wait, u are yet to even know if u are a male or female.

lool...

bollyzeez:
lool...

Don't mind me that I had to go on u like that ooo...Am glad u got the humor from the post rather what I actually meant

angelsing:
Don't mind me that I had to go on u like that ooo...Am glad u got the humor from the post rather what I actually meant

i understand nt sorry f av wrong u jst trying to make fun..sorry man

angelsing:
Don't mind me that I had to go on u like that ooo...Am glad u got the humor from the post rather what I actually meant

i understand nt sorry f av wrong u jst trying to make fun..sorry man

bollyzeez:
mehn..some girl cn bash ehn...jst imagine 1 saying "so u mean all this rubbish u jst said nw is meant 4me"

guy ur own worst ooo
didnt yhu force urself into mother earth at dat instant

thinezy:

guy ur own worst ooo
didnt yhu force urself into mother earth at dat instant

lool...i knew i deserve more than that

angelsing:
This child grow up na...Must everything a person post be a lie..why don't u post urs, oh! Wait, u are yet to even know if u are a male or female.

. Can't you see that dorisbest has a female's profile ?