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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by DaMoney: 11:58am On Nov 28, 2014
Hahhahahha
tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up wink ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite grin

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo
grin
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:04pm On Nov 28, 2014
dammie4j:
Anoda crazy xperience i had, was d day i was on ma way 2 d bank dressed really corporate. I had some very crucial Forex transactions i wanted 2 perform and was i a hurry alongside, so i had 2 get on a bike 2 avoid d frustrating traffic. Soon as i got 2 d bank, i was so puffed up cos i was well suited up so i took advantage of dat opportunity in trying 2 chat up a pretty lady i met on d queue. Prior to dat time i noticed ds unusual stare i was getting 4rm people, which i took 4 granted cos i felt it was due 2 ma xclusive outfit.
On approaching d lady, i gave er a charming smile which i xpected she couldn't resist, but 2 ma greatest despair, d security man in the banking hall jst walked up 2 me, breaking in2 our discussion, nd asked on top of his voice whr i packed ma okada. Come see as d babe and oda pple 4 bank jst burst laugh, really was confused @ first, only 2 discover dat i forgot d wretched okada helmet which i had taken previously 2 meet up wit time. This informed d reason 4 d unusual stare i was getting from people as i walked in2 d bank. @ ds point, i was really embarrassed and jst walked out of d bank on low morale... grin grin grin
Now, this is the best so far
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 12:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
DaMoney:
Hahhahahha

Bros I swear no be joke oooooo grin
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by dammie4j(m): 12:31pm On Nov 28, 2014
mymah:

Now, this is the best so far
Hmmmmmm, u dnt mean it... smiley
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by iceberylin(m): 1:07pm On Nov 28, 2014
kuchikau:
...i met a girl on d road...am currently fucking her...i wan lick her toto.
Why you come dh temme na undecided
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by nas4q(m): 1:13pm On Nov 28, 2014
FLAWLES:
.............
You call yourself flawless and still booking space? I think u should remove d "LE"
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by chibwike(m): 1:13pm On Nov 28, 2014
iceberylin:

Why you come dh temme na undecided
Lol
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by donem: 1:26pm On Nov 28, 2014
haare2015:
This is the reason I don't have a gf,I dislike ebarrasment,I fit bit d girl if she talk nonsense
grin u keeping it real man.
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by angelsing(m): 1:32pm On Nov 28, 2014
Emodeee:


i concur wid ur latter point cos d presence of her frnds will really boost her morale, d confidence will jez be too much. the propensity of mking her frnds giggle by mking fun of d guy is apparent. even d guy himself will feel intimidated by d presence of her frnds.
It depends on how you handled the situation..Let me share mine, what was suppose to be an embarrassing moment turned out to be wonderful for me cos I used my comic side to get thru the situation... I was sitting under a tree of my department with my friends while across where we sat 4 beautiful friends were sitting..A friend challenged me that I can't walk up to one of them to chat her up without getting embarrass by her friends..I tot of it and was scared at first cos I know things like this cud spell disaster and serious mocking from the girls and my friends..so an idea pop up in my head, I told my friends I will do it if they give me N1000 for doing it. They all agreed hoping to get the best laugh of their life..I walked up to the girls said hello to all of them while smiling, then I told them the partial truth. Told them have never walked up to any girl before that my friends dare me to walk up to them and chat them up that I need their assistance to save me face of laughter and embarrassment. I beg them to pretend to be my friend for the few min am with them that I will be very grateful if they can play along with me. They all laughed and agreed..They made way for me to sit btw them and we all gisted like friends. They told me all their names and the rest was history...From that day onward my friends started calling me SOLOMON..lol

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Fortunate017(m): 2:45pm On Nov 28, 2014
Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark cry)I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct
Lwmd.. I knw why i dey laugh.
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Fortunate017(m): 2:58pm On Nov 28, 2014
mosefin19:
there was diz girl hv been eyeing since...i now wnt to woo her one day by texing her message she saw mesage nd told me she saw my message dat wot i want frm her.i said i wnt to see her bcuz my heart started beatin fast wen she ask me d questn. b4 i told her i lyk her my mind is already on a high level wen she reply me i dnt knw wot to say again..i feel so sad i quickly i wil see her leta
Chai!! English language ti ku.

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 3:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
QUEEN Elizabeth of England must read this, chaiii English Don suffer.

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nonnyl(m): 3:13pm On Nov 28, 2014
Those days have gone.
When men were boys.

just passing!
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by harrypottar: 3:53pm On Nov 28, 2014
I was a class clown in sch, I never took anything serious. I come see this babe wey I like, on a fateful day wey I just give am the push line... she was like 'harry u are so funny'. I was like I'm serious she just continued laffing and I didn't know of it was a yes or no. And come to think of it I was almost raped by two females only to be turned down by my first attempt. Irony!

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 28, 2014
dechandel:

Lol cheesy
I am so sorry..
I actually thought you were a troll.. Didnt know you were this serious na grin
Pele cheesy

I was damn serious.
I) l came to romance section cos of you
Ii) The first person I followed on nairaland
Ii) that thread was my first on romance section
Ii)you are the first girl I pm on Nairaland

Now you know I an not a troll grin
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 28, 2014
Fortunate017:
Lwmd.. I knw why i dey laugh.
Everybody want to know
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 28, 2014
tosyne2much:


Ahn ahn you mean you went through this rigorous process just to strike up a convo with dechandel ?

Dechandel ooooya pls report here ASAP
She don report here
Thanks
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 5:17pm On Nov 28, 2014
Fortunate017:
Chai!! English language ti ku.

Stop dat now... Pls try to respect other ppl's way of speaking
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by kristein(m): 5:26pm On Nov 28, 2014
tosyne2much:


Stop dat now... Pls try to respect other ppl's way of speaking
no mind dt dude ma guy.na en sabi pass..en get 1st class for english language study grin[quote author=tosyne2much post=28422973]
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 5:34pm On Nov 28, 2014
kristein:

no mind dt dude ma guy.na en sabi pass..en get 1st class for english language study grin

Abeg biko.. No use am laf again abeg wink
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by kristein(m): 5:52pm On Nov 28, 2014
undecided undecided
tosyne2much:


Abeg biko.. No use am laf again abeg wink
use am laff ke! 'em born me well??...person wey dey hammer english lyk diz undecided undecided undecided..guy leave rough play o grin undecided undecided[
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by sunddy: 7:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
Aswear diz thread's crazy mehn. Let me share mine( i wasn't wooing tho) *neva wooed once* it goes thus
my mom sent me to a very young lady runinng a saloon down the street on a saturday morning. On my arrival at d saloon met dis lady on a short almost shorter than bumshot.
After delivering the message, i staired at this lady mehn my mind don go far(if u knw wat i mean). Then she "said can i have ur mom's number?" then i was like my mom's no? She said "yes" baba naso i begin guess my mama number oh. As d number complete eleven we departed.
After taking about 5steps i regained my senses and i remembered my mom's number so i went back to her telling her that dat first number i gave her has service problem & the d 2nd no is very okay (which is d ryt 1). Omo guy naso i take cover up make way.
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 28, 2014
dammie4j:

Hmmmmmm, u dnt mean it... smiley
I really do mean it grin
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by totoakins(m): 7:54pm On Nov 28, 2014
well i have been embarrassed a few times,it happens. i read David D'Angelo's books after my part 2 . it was in the course of practicalising all those things I received the most yabs. one dentistry babe yabbed me ehn.i just sneak commot. but since that day she dey always dey use guilty eyes look me but me no give am face
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by omaigala12(m): 8:34pm On Nov 28, 2014
wen I first met my gf..I knew her but she dint know me in person..so we arranged to meet somewhere..she was actually xpecting to meet someone she has seen before..omo wen d babe show e com b like say na half of her beauty I d see before all my lines evaporate from my head..she com say I have not seen dis face before den me as I no know wetin to tk again instead of introducing my self properly I com d tok nonsense like :u knw dat guy wey dem d c all John?na my friend be dat ..den later she com say she won see me as a novice na I kit up qt mu best cloth com enta road go her place I no knw der before so I had to wait for about three hours before her line com leta go afta all d time wasting she com com..jst stand com show me der house fron afar ..den she vom escort go road .den I com enta bike go park pay d fee com go my awse d meeting no even reach ten minutes..chai afta waiting for three hours??d worst part be say as I com awse I still d happy say i cee her face for dt ten minutes..dat was den sha ..bois don ruude nw wt scopez
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by angelsing(m): 9:04pm On Nov 28, 2014
Before I start, this is not mine but a friend's embarrassing moment...I swear once again its not mine but a friends.. Here it goes, my friend(ugo real name) always like starting his pick up line with "can I have one or two words with you". We don warn am tire that the day he is going to meet a smart girl he will be embarrass. Fast forward to few month later, he saw a girl he has been eyeing for long. We code name her Boron. Immediately we saw her we codedly call him by whistling him to come over, we siked him up and ginger him to go for the kill. He hurriedly follow her up while we stroll at few pace behind him. This conversation ensued.. Ugo: hel hel hello
Boron: hmmm so?
Ugo: can can can I have one or two word with u?
Boron: ok make it quick and why are u stammering?
Ugo: I will
Boron: hey stammerer stop there 2 words..no wonder u have been stammering all along..Didirin(mumu) ..
Me and other friends: we went ballistics with laughter, how he got home we don't know we just know we cud not find him when we looked ahead..To be continued...

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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by dechandel(f): 9:16pm On Nov 28, 2014
tosyne2much:


Ahn ahn you mean you went through this rigorous process just to strike up a convo with dechandel ?

Dechandel ooooya pls report here ASAP
Lol
Uncle tosyne tongue
Reporting live

What is my offence
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by dechandel(f): 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2014
Ipledge:
I was damn serious.
I) l came to romance section cos of you
Ii) The first person I followed on nairaland
Ii) that thread was my first on romance section
Ii)you are the first girl I pm on Nairaland

Now you know I an not a troll grin
shocked shocked shocked
All these for me? lipsrsealed

Ok
I am sorry i ignored the thread but i thought my presence in there would have been irrelevant grin
I am also sorry i ignored the pm sad my mail wasnt working at that moment grin true o..
And i am also sorry for thinking you were a troll grin..

Hope i am forgiven? angry cry
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:41pm On Nov 28, 2014
dechandel:

shocked shocked shocked
All these for me? lipsrsealed

Ok
I am sorry i ignored the thread but i thought my presence in there would have been irrelevant grin
I am also sorry i ignored the pm sad my mail wasnt working at that moment grin true o..
And i am also sorry for thinking you were a troll grin..

Hope i am forgiven? angry cry
me i have forgiven you...
Can I pm you?
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 9:49pm On Nov 28, 2014
dechandel:

Lol
Uncle tosyne tongue
Reporting live

What is my offence

Heard you are screening mercy with no mercy just like MTN Project Fame Audition
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 11:18pm On Nov 28, 2014
elbinmanny:
Never been embarrased..if it has occuree..cant remember o... now na internet toasting i dey do... no stress..no embarrasment...no spending...no follow follow...we end up being in love before we meet for the first time cheesy #TeamEtoasting grin
thats what i call the online team
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Beesluv: 3:13am On Nov 29, 2014
haare2015:
This is the reason I don't have a gf,I dislike ebarrasment,I fit bit d girl if she talk nonsense

Hmmmm, you need to go for anger management class

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