babyosisi:


Please you and berem organize am and copy me on the email
Don't worry
By the time the noisemakers get tired,they will move on and the contestants will show up

If there are no contestants or winners,Miss Berem gets the money

Nmeri17:


a na asi na oku gbara onye ocha, ina ju ma ogbaa akpa amu ya which one is 750 again mbok?? Is it a common entrance mock

babyosisi:
I just thought of blessing someone this Christmas season and I thought what better people than the youths of our nation suffering under corrupt leadership with empty unfulfilled promises.
It's not much
Just $100 only
I tried doing this many years ago but it didn't get much support

CFCfan,berem and Cococandy can you help me be the judges

[size=18pt]Selection criteria[/size]

1) You must reside in Nigeria

2).Your handle must have been registered on nairaland for at least one full calendar year with up to 200 posts or more to qualify
If you have a job please don't bring bad fortune on yourself by claiming to be unemployed.

3) Write a short story here ( not more than 250 words) titled " An event in my childhood that impacted me greatly"
Please make sure to edit your spellings and get your tenses right,no bad English please,it will affect the decision.

4) You must also tell us at the beginning of your story what university,polytechnic or college of education you graduated from and what course you studied,with a picture of your certificate as an attachment to your short story.( please cover your name)

[size=18pt]
Applications without meeting all the criteria will be thrown out.[/size]

The winner will be announced on December 14th and the award given on December 16th

Let the stories begin

HerexG:


Are these CEO and people in charge of recruiting robots ? Are they not mortals like babyosisi, if private data dey give money, all the Telecomm companies no go dey do advert again. Even 5000 naira jobs these days requires CVs and result. Abeg welcome better thing and stop being an hindrance to a bright young man who will get 18k richer.

babyosisi:


Since you are employed,can you move over
You are not qualified
Sheesh

berem:
abi o! If no one is willing to write the essay,abeg forward the money to me. I no send anybody message. Me sef dey find Christmas money.

berem:
abi o! If no one is willing to write the essay,abeg forward the money to me. I no send anybody message. Me sef dey find Christmas money.

babyosisi:


Nne won't you appreciate $100 for Christmas from an e-friend like me

babyosisi:


Don't mind them
I will use a certificate (without a name)and go to a shrine in New Orleans to do juju of start answering the name of their university
This is the same country thousands paid application fee to be trampled under feet at a job search
No be by force sha

moca:
Nigerians r so proud.
An oyinbo man will grab this opportunity and we r here forming what I don't know.
Can't we be true to ourselves for once.

Its a known fact that majority of d people here r looking for work. Na bad thing.
Ok, u don't want that gal to know u r jobless cos u ve already told her u work in a top notch company.

See una life!
Fake as kim k nyash


Actually, this is what I expected seun to be doing quartely like linda ikeji but ebi like say d guy na aka gum. His own no get part two.
Seun come and learn and stop being a miser.aradite hand.

If na me my conditions will be harsher.
U can discover ur talent here.
Well done madam osisi.

babyosisi:


Nne won't you appreciate $100 for Christmas from an e-friend like me

InvertedHammer:

\
Who knows?

Baba lawo requirements are getting weirder by the day.

May be, you wan package am send to your people for naija make them do transfer of wealth.

As in tie people destiny and transfer their blessings to you.

There is no such thing as free meal. No be Christmas hustling spirit we dey?

/

InvertedHammer:

\
Who knows?

Baba lawo requirements are getting weirder by the day.

May be, you wan package am send to your people for naija make them do transfer of wealth.

As in tie people destiny and transfer their blessings to you.

There is no such thing as free meal. No be Christmas hustling spirit we dey?

/

berem:
why not,if not? Dollar no zi na 189naira ugbu a! nnukwu ego ka obu nu! Lolz!

Please you guys should write you're essays o! No time!!

Busybody2:



Should Nmeri17 (anonymous donor) be added to the tab ? We wouldn't tell no one Sir

I was asking to pm my account details so she could deposit the money for me

babyosisi:


I thought you left the thread
You still dey?

mobuch:



i would have called u a big fool., but u are lucky am in a good mood; it is stupid and childish to advertise your good deeds or good works in public, if u wanna do good, do it in secret, and god will reward u in secret; but since u have decided to act like a notice me, then your reward from god is already quantified by the number of likes u have received on your 1st post... bumcum

Martiyu:
Quickly had to check my posts.. Pity it's just 132+dx 1. Nd v been a member since ages past. How do I post once and it will appear ten times? . #lol.. Dts thoughtful of you miss. If we v more people like you, then the world will sure b a better place (reward par excellence)

babyosisi:


Maybe we should shorten the time sef so your chances of getting it will increase
You can buy a plate of nkwobi or two for some APC delegates

babyosisi:


Maybe we should shorten the time sef so your chances of getting it will increase
You can buy a plate of nkwobi or two for some APC delegates

story for the gods money that she will donate for buharis campaign. if only she knew how rich that nigga is *sigh

babyosisi:


I thought you left the thread
You still dey?

berem:
why not,if not? Dollar no zi na 189naira ugbu a! nnukwu ego ka obu nu! Lolz!

Please you guys should write you're essays o! No time!!

goldfish80:
Nice idea on the part of the babyosisi to spare some change in the spirit of the season. However, the demand for certificates/degrees or Nysc discharge papers which won't be verified anyway is quite absort.
Seun should make a statement on this completely recusing himself from this exercise because if someone's certificate gets dubbed by fraudsters, the owners of nairaland could be liable for punitive damages. My 1 cent.

berem:
hahahahahaha!!! Babyosisi egbu o la m!
My recharge card has increased to 1,500naira o! No time!!

Hotstepper:
Wish sey e dey open for unemployed for abroad sef. As Ndi Naija dey do Shakara, me for don write this essay since ooo. I need money for Xmas shopping

berem:
why not,if not? Dollar no zi na 189naira ugbu a! nnukwu ego ka obu nu! Lolz!

Please you guys should write you're essays o! No time!!