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Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 4:53pm On Dec 10, 2014
Medunah:
@Tosyne2much, welcome bck wiith ur 10types of', aw re u now?
Medunah this your profile picture though. very funny
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by otiigba1(m): 4:54pm On Dec 10, 2014
krispycash:
Hi tosyn... I'd like to clarify that this list is for silly kids who don't know the first thing about themselves let alone how to treat a lady.... They think its all about impressing the lady just to get in-between... Most boys don't even understand what it takes to make a woman really smile... Without having sexual thoughts... So it is with that I have deduced that most of these kids who keep screaming about sex don't know the first thing about anything.... All they do is follow what they see on TV...
And the woman who gets carried away by the theatrical behavior of these kids in question are no different from the kids who only have balls for brains...
very nicely put, i agree &1000
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by hadizadeezy(f): 4:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
cupidhero:
That voice faking is so true. Some boys will even speak ebonics just to impress a girl. I'm not guilty of it tho because i was blessed with a cool voice.
obeenah40 just said that
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Tymax(m): 4:57pm On Dec 10, 2014
hadizadeezy:
you ask?
So you wouldn't offer... Even jokingly? undecided
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Psalmwise(m): 4:58pm On Dec 10, 2014
Kassidy90:
We ar all a little weird and life is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up and fall in a mutual weirdness then call it love grin
re u a medlab studdent
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by hadizadeezy(f): 5:00pm On Dec 10, 2014
Tymax:

So you wouldn't offer... Even jokingly? undecided
why would I? I can't share with you what you offered me na
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by otiigba1(m): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2014
dotcomnamename:

[size=15pt]Sucking your girlfriend's p*ssy and call it love[/size]
eeewww! that is well gross, pu"ssy is full with bacteria any one who does that will die early

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Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Psalmwise(m): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2014
Kassidy90:
We ar all a little weird and life is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up and fall in a mutual weirdness then call it love grin
are you a medlab student
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Tymax(m): 5:04pm On Dec 10, 2014
hadizadeezy:
why would I? I can't share with you what you offered me na
Choi! shocked
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Tholuwaniey(m): 5:05pm On Dec 10, 2014
All these are done to males here in France not the other way round!!
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Galadimabawa: 5:07pm On Dec 10, 2014
Am Following
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by toaskid(m): 5:16pm On Dec 10, 2014
Maamin:


shocked maga alert shocked

Looks like I need to steal those 3d glasses
[color=#006600][/color] so funny

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Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Emmarionm(m): 5:20pm On Dec 10, 2014
dat true
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by cupidhero(m): 5:39pm On Dec 10, 2014
hadizadeezy:
obeenah40 just said that
where? on which post?
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by UnimkeAk(m): 6:29pm On Dec 10, 2014
You can't get into a serious r/h with a girl and tell her those silly lies, (lying about ur crib, finances and what not)

But if it is just a fling, one hit or short term stint, lie bro's, its nothing.
(tis trickish sha its not to tell lies that ur pops is a commissioner in your state and u can't give the babe common 50k)
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by UnimkeAk(m): 6:42pm On Dec 10, 2014
krispycash:
Hi tosyn... I'd like to clarify that this list is for silly kids who don't know the first thing about themselves let alone how to treat a lady.... They think its all about impressing the lady just to get in-between... Most boys don't even understand what it takes to make a woman really smile... Without having sexual thoughts... So it is with that I have deduced that most of these kids who keep screaming about sex don't know the first thing about anything.... All they do is follow what they see on TV...
And the woman who gets carried away by the theatrical behavior of these kids in question are no different from the kids who only have balls for brains...

Bros, I see no reason impressing a babe as long as it is done within your means and not deceitfully like borrowing stuffs lyk d op mentioned.
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by laykhorn(m): 7:27pm On Dec 10, 2014
Beennkumar:
How about those guys who are willing to die for someone else's wife or girlfriend?

Cc: Laykhorn grin

Tosyne2much, Glad you're feeling better. Welcome back.

so this is where Grandpa decided to announce my foolishness instead of talking to me in private. Granpa! You see, for a peaceful long life, its better you go with the wishes of your Children and Grands... They can make the home hell.
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 7:37pm On Dec 10, 2014
vizkiz:
the "silliest" thing a guy has ever done is giving his girlfriend the life jacket and staying in the cold deep sea. sad

My girlfriend: Baby, i am feeling so cold, can you give me your life jacket? sad

Me: Hell NO!!! Swirry, this aren't titanic and my name is definitly not JACK angry
badt guy
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by 1one: 7:52pm On Dec 10, 2014
So Tosyne2much is back... cool cool

I can see that your 10-types ministry is moving very well

Good to have you back man.


I'm not guilty of any one on your list, except number 7 in a way... and it's not even being guilty because naturally my voice and accent are on point.... So when a girl calls me she go dey think say I dey form for am... Even the one that I have no tin-rin-rin feeling for undecided

Very annoying something angry

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Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by DONOCHAS(m): 7:59pm On Dec 10, 2014
D suya part, me self no go try cos i go chop pass. Lol
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by DONOCHAS(m): 8:12pm On Dec 10, 2014
vizkiz:
the "silliest" thing a guy has ever done is giving his girlfriend the life jacket and staying in the cold deep sea. sad

My girlfriend: Baby, i am feeling so cold, can you give me your life jacket? sad

Me: Hell NO!!! Swirry, this aren't titanic and my name is definitly not JACK angry
. True, i d 4 bar oneday, one guy carry his babe waka come. D gul come say cold d catch am, d guy gave her his sweater nd go houz go bring anoda one.
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by mplawal(m): 8:14pm On Dec 10, 2014
[quote author=tosyne2much post=28757067][i] Thanks to all those who were concerned about my well being. Thanks for the phone calls and PMs ** Lots of love **

Let's get back to business grin

10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their house because they feel it will reduce their chances of dating, instead they will take them to the houses of their friends and claim that's where they stay

2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be eating onions with tears running down their chicks claiming they have phobia for eating suya grin

3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?

4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just to impress ladies

5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about some certain things so as to increase your chances of being loved. They will lie about their finances, institutions, families and status . Most importantly, they will place themselves above what they are not


6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without rendering any assistance but will start acting like messiah thereby running helter skelter when it comes to the female folks

6. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a month BIS subscription for a lady and started begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an important call that might fetch him a job **shm**

7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

8. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but can empty their pocket when a lady says she's hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **

9. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their felow male folks and start acting nice to the female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy shares his views and observations and some dudes will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but when a lady shares a similar views, they will become King Solomon thereby giving word of wisdom

10. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady Calls Your Name
A dude can turn deaf hear to his fellow male folks during exam but the moment a random lady calls him for answers, he will give her maximum attention because he want s to
Am short of laughs....any guy to borrow me some....bt am not a lady
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Kassidy90(m): 8:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
Psalmwise:
re u a medlab studdent
yep
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 8:33pm On Dec 10, 2014
hahaha....u most be a psychologist
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by CuteEmma(f): 8:37pm On Dec 10, 2014
tosyne2much:
Thanks to all those who were concerned about my well being. Thanks for the phone calls and PMs ** Lots of love **

Let's get back to business grin

10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their house because they feel it will reduce their chances of dating, instead they will take them to the houses of their friends and claim that's where they stay

2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be eating onions with tears running down their chicks claiming they have phobia for eating suya grin

3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?

4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just to impress ladies

5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about some certain things so as to increase your chances of being loved. They will lie about their finances, institutions, families and status . Most importantly, they will place themselves above what they are not


6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without rendering any assistance but will start acting like messiah thereby running helter skelter when it comes to the female folks

6. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a month BIS subscription for a lady and started begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an important call that might fetch him a job **shm**

7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

8. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but can empty their pocket when a lady says she's hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **

9. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their felow male folks and start acting nice to the female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy shares his views and observations and some dudes will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but when a lady shares a similar views, they will become King Solomon thereby giving word of wisdom

10. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady Calls Your Name
A dude can turn deaf hear to his fellow male folks during exam but the moment a random lady calls him for answers, he will give her maximum attention because he want s to make her have a good impression towards him. Call them for answers during exam and they will look at you in hatred and disdain but opposite is the case when it comes to the female folks


Feel Free To Add Yours

Let Bashing Begin


I don't think it's SILLY, It's only natural, trying to make us feel special. And No. 7, it's normal, guys always insult themselves.
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 8:46pm On Dec 10, 2014
UnimkeAk:


Bros, I see no reason impressing a babe as long as it is done within your means and not deceitfully like borrowing stuffs lyk d op mentioned.

Honest truth brother, it is impossible(almost) to impress a kid(female) by being urself, because of the shallowness of their thoughts they fall prey to the fake ones and see d real guys who are themselves as beneath them or not good enough.
Only a mature woman would accept a man for himself... And only a mature man will see beyond the buttocks and boobies of a woman and see her for her real self and not just an object of sexual desire....
But isn't it funny that if u go on to the sexuality section most of the guys there see women as objects of sexual pleasure instead of people who should be respected ....

Even on here in this forum, none of them kids will ever understand what it means to love a woman until they are in their mid-sixties because they think more with their sticks than their heads...

Silly things men do when their in love? They give it all.... When you see a man who is in love you will know.... Because that's the one the woman always (most times) take for a fool and even at that he still continues to show how he feels... Love makes u do things that people will call stupid but only you can understand how you feel.... When you're in love...

Love makes others see u as crazy! And its never about sex...

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Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 8:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
samflexxy:
[size=50pt]tosyn baba another (10)type hmmm[/size]









Back to the topic
guilty of eating onions instead of suya
But no be for luv oo
For $ex
chaiiii how the onion take sweet for ya mouth and do you bleeped the babe?
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 8:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
@Op, tears running down their chicks? angry grin Don't loose ur temper...tighten it.
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by tosyne2much(m): 9:04pm On Dec 10, 2014
dolapo92:
hahaha....u most be a psychologist
[i] what made you say so bros ?
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
tosyne2much:
[i] what made you say so bros ?



How's your health broda ?
Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Nobody: 9:36pm On Dec 10, 2014
NO:10 is f"uck..g true

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