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derailed topic by Nobody: 7:47am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Go to the family section, look for a lady's comment, quote her, derail the topic and talk about UK and Ciroc, infact, talk big! Topic Modified to suit the content. Thanks 5 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Bellasharonne(f): 8:07am On Dec 21, 2014 |
lovely |
Re: derailed topic by Kenzico(m): 8:24am On Dec 21, 2014 |
I think I gat a teardrop in my eye |
Re: derailed topic by bknight: 8:34pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Good words! But is it truly a man that wrote this? Between the lines, awkwardly sounds like a woman. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by gidjah(m): 9:46pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
bknight :it was alleged to have bin composed by baba iyabo [OBJ]TO HIS SON WAY BAck while he was about getting married |
Re: derailed topic by bknight: 1:23pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by sucezTP(f): 4:42pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Interesting...though I have read it somewhere before. Good write up 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 5:23pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.My father no man has the right to confine any woman to anywhere. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.my father, but some silly people keep saying its ok to roll like that cos there is a short supply of men. My father, this is happening already. But just that some men still claim head of the home while their wives pays 50% or more of the bills 17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.My father u no need tell me that. I can see that already. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by lilmax(m): 8:58pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Stale but helpful |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
DollyParton1: And just when I thought I'll spend my life savings on having dominion over ya big batty, I discovered you're also a feminist. This is another MLK dream turning into a nightmare, Ibadan woman. Change ya ways. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 9:58pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
SirShymex:elcuse me |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 10:10pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Accept ya responsibility and role as a woman that you have to spend a lot of time in the kitchen, cooking and shiit loool. What is better than seeing a chic with big batty making breakfast for you, while her badonkadonk jiggles? |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 10:33pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
SirShymex:and accept your responsibilities that u are gonna be eating poison slowly and steadily. What is better than watching u eat poison one at a time. 6 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 11:49pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Lol. You're feisty, Ibadan woman...I like that. Well, I'm a martian, and the original black man is protected against all kinds of poison. So, my body metabolism should deal with that, and I'll pee everything out the next day. But on the flip-side, I would've achieved what I set out to do. Get you in the kitchen, to make me some nice jellof rice, plantain, and fish - with ya batty jiggling. Mission accomplished. You need to make me some pounded yam and vegetable soon though. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 1:54am On Dec 23, 2014 |
islandbreeze: SirShymex, I hate lists but I recommend this for you and your emeritus proff. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 2:28am On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Lol, I like these two: 2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. 6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman. And I've been lucky thus far that I always end up in relationships, with chics who possess the first one - the small mums. Hence I always take my time. Wise words right there. 2 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:00pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
@DollyParton1 Darn! My nyggah, sukkot's post just directed me to ya profile. Is that a teaser for me, Ibadan chic? Bring ya ar.se in here, let me more see more picture-perfect shots...the one on ya profile looks decent. Wanna see if you can compete with the one on my profile. |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 4:02pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:you this boy again. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Post more pics. The one in maxi dress looks decent...and I'm a sucker for chics in maxi dress. I like the denim as well. |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 4:08pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:Nah. Am out of here. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Lol, don't be shy cos I know you want to. Make hay while the sun shines...don't let moment pass you by cos timing is everything. |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:11pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:buahahahah that ya profile pic funny die. women and trainers dont really go together. something childish and unladylike about trainers unless if worn with wide bottom trousers |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 4:12pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:What are we talking about? |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:13pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Pictures...tryna give you ratings and put you in the humongous batty hall of fame. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot: The body looks nice. And the maxi dress. I think she's still young, hence the trainers. But hey, some chics love trainers - but it's rare these days apart from a few I see in Jordans and huaraches. |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 4:15pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot:guy keep quiet. Stop spitting shïit about what you have no idea of. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:15pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Don't disrespect my darg like that. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:17pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
DollyParton1:i suppose it depends on the trainers too. like the one in shymmex picture is basketball trainers. thats a no no. maybe something less bulky |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:19pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:look like she got on some shawn kemps or shaquille o neals. lmao. she aiiiiiitttttt. bruv this cold is weapon of mass destruction WMD |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:20pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:thats my dawg wooffffff woofffffffffffffff |
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:1. I don't need ratings 2. Aint no one doing no hall of fame 3 why am i still replying u. 4. #ByeFelicia |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot: That is Jordan 6. A lot of chics wear them, my younger sis also has a couple of Jordan trainers lool. But her body is nuts!!! Trusay, I'm not even feeling the cold that much. Had flu when winter started but I have been running around like a mad dog in light trench coats and bumper jackets since then lool. |
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