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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 23, 2014
islandbreeze:
Hey father of one, so , you derailed a very interesting topic cos you are toasting mother of 3, huh?

Nah, I was just having a good chat with the homies.
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:01pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:


Sheffield and hull is in yorkshire .lol

I live somewhere between Newcastle and middlesborough. Please lets just leave at that. This is nairaland.

It is lovely here. More affordable housing with big gardens as compared to London.



Mother of 3, see what you did to my thread cos you want to hook up with father of one !!!
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:09pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, she just wanted to tease a nyggah with that shiit.

She'll be back with more pics for you. Shout her. grin
Hahaha.. Maybe more adventurous this time.
DollyParton1, we your eager fans are waiting. We deserve a Christmas parcel.. Don't we? grin grin grin
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:16pm On Dec 23, 2014
Seun , where are your moderators? This thread is been derailed!
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:21pm On Dec 23, 2014
Ogbeche77:
Hahaha.. Maybe more adventurous this time.
DollyParton1, we your eager fans are waiting. We deserve a Christmas parcel.. Don't we? grin grin grin

Lol, she's shy

Dollyparton1, bring ya ar.se in here- you've got a patient. grin

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:22pm On Dec 23, 2014
islandbreeze:


Mother of 3, see what you did to my thread cos you want to hook up with father of one !!!

Don't disrespect that woman.

And stop whingeing, bro.

Ya thread was already dead, with less than hundred views, and probably three comments before we gave life to it. grin

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:37pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Don't disrespect that woman.

And stop whingeing, bro.

Ya thread was already dead, with less than hundred views, and probably three comments before we gave life to it. grin



Stop thinking with your dick!! I know I'd always come across a lunatic like you on here who is ready to sacrifice his sense of reasoning for anything,

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:43pm On Dec 23, 2014
islandbreeze:

Stop thinking with your dick!! I know I'd always come across a lunatic like you on here who is ready to sacrifice his sense of reasoning for anything,

Take your complaint to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2053281/these-constant-whiners-family-section/2 grin grin


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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Take your complaint to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2053281/these-constant-whiners-family-section/2 grin grin


what a clown! Nice pic you gat there thou, I just saved it.

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:06pm On Dec 23, 2014
islandbreeze:
what a clown! Nice pic you gat there thou, I just saved it.

Lmao...that's my Xmas gift to you. grin

Can you let the lovely ladies back on the thread now? undecided

babygirlfl, come in here, queen. tongue

Err, justfollowit, you're invited to the party as well. tongue
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lmao...that's my Xmas gift to you. grin

Can you let the lovely ladies back on the thread now? undecided

babygirlfl, come in here, queen. tongue

Err, justfollowit, you're invited to the party as well. tongue

Oh well, whatever you do, ensure you return to the topic! Good radiance..
And ladies, sorry I showed my other side.

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:42pm On Dec 23, 2014
islandbreeze:


Oh well, whatever you do, ensure you return to the topic! Good radiance..
And ladies, sorry I showed my other side.

That's a good guy right there.

Ladies need love and they just wanna have fun.

Cheers, bruddah. cool
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 3:22am On Dec 24, 2014
SirShymex:


Lmao...that's my Xmas gift to you. grin

Can you let the lovely ladies back on the thread now? undecided

babygirlfl, come in here, queen. tongue

Err, justfollowit, you're invited to the party as well. tongue

What's in the menu?
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 12:18pm On Dec 24, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, I told you there are two types of women: real women and biitches. Biitches get called out by their name, but I respect women.

Have I ever disrespected you? - hell no cos you act like a woman. [b]Ditto problematic "Andromida" [/b]the android.

As for the biitches, they need to be put where they belong from time to time.

Anyway, my sisters are strong black women, and I adore them. cool

shocked shocked shocked
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 1:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
Justfollowit:


What's in the menu?

Everything that will make you lick ya lips. tongue
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 1:49pm On Dec 24, 2014
andromida:


shocked shocked shocked

Problematic andromida the android, the chic with the total package. tongue

I still gatt the upgrade though. undecided
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 1:53pm On Dec 24, 2014
This is how I'm rolling today, till I fvck off NL and get my dancing shoes on and go dance with my momma. grin

Merry Xmas in advance to y'all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO-A74VAvpc
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 2:36pm On Dec 24, 2014
SirShymex:


Problematic andromida the android, the chic with the total package. tongue

I still gatt the upgrade though. undecided

You got the upgrade? Really?
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 2:37pm On Dec 24, 2014
Err, babygirlfl, I had to dig up Deion "Primetime" Sanders' Hall of Fame speech for you.

This speech will tell you how I feel about black women (not black biitches) cos of the unconditional love I've got for my mum. The speech also represents my mentality, and my life - one of my most inspirational speeches ever.

Start from 5.15 mark - I see my mum all the time I see great black women. grin

If you wanna watch the whole clip, substitute everywhere he said "this game" with "this life" for the message life taught me. tongue

My Xmas gift for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZc1zb32n4

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 2:38pm On Dec 24, 2014
andromida:


You got the upgrade? Really?

Yes, I do, andromida the android. tongue

I'll upgrade you. cool
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 2:49pm On Dec 24, 2014
SirShymex:


Yes, I do, andromida the android. tongue

I'll upgrade you. cool

cheesy cheesy I hear you Sir, I hear you.
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 3:04pm On Dec 24, 2014
andromida:


cheesy cheesy I hear you Sir, I hear you.

Ok, ma'am. tongue

Now, sing this tune like Keisha White...that's how it's going down. grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9E0rxud-P4
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 1:51am On Dec 25, 2014
SirShymex:
Err, babygirlfl, I had to dig up Deion "Primetime" Sanders' Hall of Fame speech for you.

This speech will tell you how I feel about black women (not black biitches) cos of the unconditional love I've got for my mum. The speech also represents my mentality, and my life - one of my most inspirational speeches ever.

Start from 5.15 mark - I see my mum all the time I see great black women. grin

If you wanna watch the whole clip, substitute everywhere he said "this game" with "this life" for the message life taught me. tongue

My Xmas gift for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZc1zb32n4


Merry Christmas. Now go to bed if you want Santa to come.
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 1:56am On Dec 25, 2014
babygirlfl:


Merry Christmas. Now go to bed if you want Santa to come.

Nah baby, I wanna talk to you. tongue

Somewhat tipsy with ciroc in the system, and I think this is the perfect mood required to tell you a children's story. grin

What do you think?

And darn! My exes bought me ps4 (I've got the xbox one though) and macbook, so Xmas is gonna be fun. cool
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:11am On Dec 25, 2014
SirShymex:


Everything that will make you lick ya lips. tongue

That would be Efo riro made with ewuro?
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
Justfollowit:


That would be Efo riro made with ewuro?

What's "ewuro?" Are you Yoruba? You sound like these Ibadan and Ekiti chics. tongue

Hehehe...as long as you'll cook it, no probs.

I'll supply the ingredients. What say you? grin
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 3:20pm On Dec 25, 2014
[quote author=SirShymex post=29191327]

What's "ewuro?" Are you Yoruba? You sound like these Ibadan and Ekiti chics. tongue

Ewuro is bitter leaf.

How do we sound like?

I am Yoruba from the city of kini ‘so' (show) grin

Hehehe...as long as you'll cook it, no probs.
I'll supply the ingredients. What say you? grin

And If I may ask who is the host and who is the guest angry
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2014
Justfollowit:
Ewuro is bitter leaf.

How do we sound like?

I am Yoruba from the city of kini ‘so' (show) grin


And If I may ask who is the host and who is the guest

Oh seen. Isn't bitter leaf an Igbo thing? And how can you cook efo riro with bitter leaf? - that's a new one. grin

Ladies first - you make the choice. I just care about the food. tongue
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2014
@islandbreeze

Why did you make the thread bait, with the title?

Stop it, bro. grin

We're just messing about on here and having fun, no one is chirpsing anyone.

They're the homies. undecided

I beg you change the title - I hate the attention. undecided
Re: derailed topic by cococandy(f): 4:13pm On Dec 25, 2014
Lmao grin
islandbreeze:
Go to the family section, look for a lady's comment, quote her, derail the topic and talk about UK and Ciroc, infact, talk big!

Topic Modified to suit the content. Thanks
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 25, 2014
Oh no.

Here comes the attention seeker - still stalking me.

When a biitch starts stalking a guy, that's some effed up shiit. grin

Dirt off my shoulder.

Pretty women, I'm out of here - see you around.

Back to real life.

@islandbreeze

You're a biitch, for changing the title - don't hate the player, hate the game. grin

It was for fun.

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:28pm On Dec 25, 2014
@babygirlfl

Xmas gifts from exes right here.

And we don't talk big, we're just around great people.

Haters gonna hate.

Out.

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