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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:33am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher:Blame the OP |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:49am On Dec 26, 2014 |
DollyParton1: I just love cocoa candy, at least someone who could cut sirshymex to size with his ciroc, I wonder how he intend to impress ladies with empty bottle of ciroc. 7 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:22am On Dec 26, 2014 |
islandbreeze: Lol, so the only reason why you and the rest are mad is cos I said, "I have got ciroc in my system" no? Looool. I never knew ciroc was a big deal to you lot in naij with ya extreme poverty mentality lol. My bad, out here it is just like E & J and just anything most boys drink all the time. So, it is just normal to allude to it, and that is not bragging. It is normal talk. Please, don't commit suicide over cheap ciroc. If I were to brag, I'd allude to dom perignon or cristal. And if you need ciroc, shout me, I can buy you a few bottles - I'm nice like that. Anyway, I think the biggest problem on this forum is language barrier and clash of cultures. And I need to stick to chatting to folks from the UK lool. Most of you lot in naij don't understand anything - so it is not surprising that you lot always get lost in translation loool. 3 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:29am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Rejected by who? A stalker I never noticed till she started stalking me, and I told her to back off. But won't back off, no? Hysterical. When a biitch follows you around like a dog...you know the biitch jus craves a convo with you. But I don't wanna talk to the biitch - we have nothing in common. Not my type and I'm not on her level. Just get ya biitch off my back, I abhor stalkers. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 8:32am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:Lmao. Don't tell you have no idea who she was before she changed her moniker. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 8:36am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: I know who she is/was . Old and/or new, I never had any convo with her, apart from the few times she quoted me - and the encounter on that naij football thread. There was and will never be any familiarity. And is ciroc a big deal in Nigeria? 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 8:50am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:I see. Ciroc isn't a big deal besides most of these peeps you're talking abt do not stay in Nigeria. Just forget about it, it's all for the fun - Stop getting mad at em ladies when you can make them cum for you. 2 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:01am On Dec 26, 2014 |
what's up people...? |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:01am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Lol, islandbreeze guy and the gang obviously live in naija. I checked his profile just to ascertain why his thought process is the way it is lol. I still don't know how I "bragged" and "talked big" on the thread. And I didn't even start the UK talk - others started it. Recap: I came on the thread to play with dolly patron. My nyggah, sukot, joined me. The babygirl character that is acting two-faced now, also joined. Etc.That is just me playing with chics, nothing serious. Till mentioning "ciroc" and "getting Xmas gifts from my exes" hurt people's feelings looool. I shudder! Nah, I don't like uncouth biitches. I just do me, man. Biitches ain't shyte. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 9:05am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:Explain that shiit up there nyggah. I forgive you. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:09am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: That is self-explanatory from his posts on the thread, the opening post he edited, and the new title. Like seriously who makes a mountain out of molehill over freaking ciroc? And he has been crying about it since yesterday. |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 9:14am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:Lol Sometimes you just have to avoid these boys.But I still maintain that the lady enjoys whooping your black asss and watch you cry for help You started it all when you called her special day a 'village/bush wedding' I guess she never forgave you for that. You see, you just watch what you say to them ladies, even your gf or wife it might come back to haunt you. 4 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:23am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Lmao @ whopping my ar.se, or you and the whole fan base joined the fray? That was a thread I was already getting attacked by everyone from the night before - prior to when she decided to open her putrid mouth to chip in something as well. The thread was about me vs. Nigerian NLers. She is easy meat. I never cried on the thread and start talking about my life story like she did. The fact that she cried on the thread is enough proof that she got served. I don't care anyway. Bruv, I don't care about the biitch. I never knew her before then and I still don't want to know her. And that wasn't the first time I took on all Nigerian NLers with you jumping in the fray. So, I don't care, to be honest. Just get her off my back. She was condescending and I returned the favour. She should suck it up and fvck off my back. 2 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 9:27am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:Hehe I hate to attack my e-friends even when you've personally given me reasons to, I always walk away just to keep the friendship. I will write her an open letter to stop quoting you, is that ok by you? 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:31am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: But you are always on the threads throwing shades. You attack Yorubas all the time, with all kinds of ridiculous names - do you see me ever jumping in? You know I'm super-Yoruba but every time I see you do that, I just ignore it. Anyway, just get her off my back. I don't like her. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:33am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Lol |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 9:41am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:O! I see. I got it - But that was in the politics section and we don't have permanent friends neither do we have permanent enemies ,it's all about interest you can't use that one over my head because you'll never see me attacking Yorubas in the family section,Romance section and others but in politics we'll even attack our mothers if they are on the other side of the divide - so sorry you didn't see it that way . Hey ! it's ok,I will attack them until our interest aligns and not on a personal basis and terms - This is politics. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:47am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Anyway, just get all ya uncouth Igbo biitches in this section off my back lool. Babygirlfl is also delta Igbo, so I can see why she is always two-faced. I won't disrespect her but you need to get her away. Keep ya women lol. Heck, you even attack them in your posts to me in the politics section all the time lol |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 9:55am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:Lol. I'll talk to them. As long as politics is concerned I do not have any permanent friend neither any permanent enemy,it's all about the game. We'll keep our women but don't come begging when konji shows up on your doormat. 2 Likes |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 9:56am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Valeree: u carry any beta come? |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 10:04am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Lol, put ya biitches in check - most of them are uncouth and not even good looking. Future babayosisis lol. Slow down on how you attack my folks though. Anyway, I don't give a fvck, any biitch that runs her mouth will get smacked. And who cares if they're hurt afterwards? Just move on and stop stalking me lol. |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 10:09am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex:You're attacking my folks right up in my face and here you are asking me not do the same to your folks.....boy! you must be dreaming. Babyosisi is our lady despite the fact that she despises me for telling her the ugly bitter truth sometimes. Oya na chop dem e no concern me. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 10:22am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Lol, just wanted to give you a little taste of ya own medicine lol. Babayosisi should be thrown in an asylum and tied to a chair lol. Anyway, gotta go. Let me drop the final warning to these jakes lol: Still tipsy from last night. Still got no manners. No personality. And I know everyone is two-faced - even those following me acting like e-friends are snakes, fakes, and jakes lol. I know, I see them. I don't give a fvck. It is a virtual world. If you get belligerent, you will get e-slapped. So, suck it up and move on lol. And don't stalk me!!!! Lol |
Re: derailed topic by Truckpusher(m): 10:35am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex: 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 11:06am On Dec 26, 2014 |
ShahzadNonso:No oh...I'm just bored |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 11:48am On Dec 26, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Hi baby girl, please tell me a bit more about where you live. Thinking of moving out of London, I've passed Newcastle before on the train on the way to Scotland , looked reaLly scenic, fabulous bridge. Any idea if schools are good, what pay like up north |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 11:54am On Dec 26, 2014 |
fem29: Lol, stay away from my chics, Fem felon |
Re: derailed topic by charles316: 11:55am On Dec 26, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Why don't you ask Cococandy to stop stalking sirshymex? If she likes him,she should say so instead of this village way of showing your affection for someone. The guy doesn't give a f*+k about her, so why the constant stalking. Like truckpusher said, divorce your husband and ask to marry sirshymex. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 11:57am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex: |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
SirShymex: I wasn't talking to you, you have a lot of growing up to do, you are a very silly boy, quote me and amadioha strike you! |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
charles316: Lol, I'm tired, bro. I have been telling her for months now, but she won't listen - telling porkies about bringing me to size lool. I dunno how you can cut someone that doesn't care about ya existence to size. I think she is mad folks like Truckpusher and a few of the guys I chat to suck up to her, and I don't lol. I don't care, man. I don't even suck up to five star chics doing big things in the real world - why would I care about an inconsequential chic on the internet? Oh, it is all about I'm arrogant, I brag, I talk big blah blah blah. I don't even know what to do on the forum again without someone complaining or finding fault lol. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 12:03pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
fem29: Lol, typical naij loud mouth. |
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