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Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 4:24pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
DollyParton1: Lol, now you are being feisty but you can't run lol Bring ya ar.se here, let me rate that thang lol. And I'm smokey, not felicia - so you gotta make the picture count. |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:28pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
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Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:32pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:no shi-t bruv. yup her body is bananas. what she need to do is stay away from eba and egusi and orishirishi meat if she wanna maintain. she need to eat carrots for breakfast, celery for lunch and a coupla bananas for dinner lmao. JK. gloomy everywhere bruv. shytt messing with the blody clock. at 4 its already getting dark. bruv we need to relocate to eko atlantic. thats where its at |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:34pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:37pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot: Nah, she just needs to hit the gym on the regs. Gat some old chic like that in Brum - and she maintains the body with gym. Fam, you need to see how crazy and proper toned her body is. You'll bust a nut by just seeing the body, swear down! Eko Atlantic looks like a place to go hide every winter, trust me. |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 4:43pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:well dayummmmmmmm sound like you got a keeper i guess she got it like dat. bruv forget every winter, it sounds like a place of permanent move. too expensive doe. only kleptocrats can afford that joint |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:55pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot: Lol, she's not a keeper - just some loose thing back in the day, bruv. But her body is crazy! I'll steal her pic and use it as my profile pic soon, with her face blocked out. I doubt it'll be more expensive than Dubai. But at least it'll create a decent environment, for holidaying in naij. Went to Lagos last dec., and the whole place was a mess. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 4:57pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
@babygirlfl have you got a fatty as well? Don't let Dollyparton1 outshine you...her batty is decent but not that huge. And you've a good chance of beating her. |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: No comment Sir |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Are you shy, ma'am? Err, you still haven't told me where in naij you are from. Ekiti? Ibadan? Egba? |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: You have a sis? That is so surprising. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:01pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Lol, I have got four highly educated and extremely beautiful sisters. All graduates and they are all in the science field. |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 5:02pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:yeah i hear ya. dont know too much about dubai myself. i try to avoid anywhere arabs are. em niggaz is crazy. never understood the fascination with arab land dubai. dayummmm bruv you went to lagos last december ? when you say the place was a mess expand on that bruv, like what areas did you go to and why was it a mess ? |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:04pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: Then you have to stop calling women bitches and start being nice. You have sisters to remind you of how lovely and important women are. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:05pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: lol. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:09pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot: Lol, Dubai is nice and majority of the people there aren't Arabs. They are mostly Indians and Pakis lol. Heck, you will meet tons of Brit expats there. Stayed on the Island...somewhat decent. But when I went to the mainland - not a pretty sight loool. But the chics though - the only place you will go to and beat as many chics as you want. That easy. The clubs are decent as well. Shocked they don't pay to get in. I was just running around in vest lol. Nice though. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Lol, I told you there are two types of women: real women and biitches. Biitches get called out by their name, but I respect women. Have I ever disrespected you? - hell no cos you act like a woman. Ditto problematic "Andromida" the android. As for the biitches, they need to be put where they belong from time to time. Anyway, my sisters are strong black women, and I adore them. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:12pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: Remember number 11 from the wise words [/quote]11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.[quote] 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:15pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Lol, I'm not that promiscuous...I'm super-loyal whenever I'm relationships cos sex doesn't define me. However, whenever I'm single, I just get with the flow depending on my mood. |
Re: derailed topic by sukkot: 5:17pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex:yeah thats even worse. i dont wanna be somewhere with mostly indians and pakistanis and british expats. three of the kinds of people i dread lmao. indians and pakistanis are white a-s-s kissers. the darker you are the worse they treat you. they got that caste system in their country where the untouchables are the dark ones. but ermm so mainland is jacked up ? hmmm i do be seeing pics posted on nairaland of malls and cinemas etc etc. ahh well i guess they are only showing the few good parts lol |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:18pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: You need to calm down. Sometimes you are so harsh. Maybe one day you will cause me out like you do to other people. lol In nairaland you leave for the day. 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:22pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Lol, well, other people always provoke what they get. And it seems most naij chics don't know how to talk to people. You can't call someone all kinds of disrespectful names, and expect them to smile back at you - especially when you're not even chatting to them. But they always wanna play the blame game when they get a reaction to their actions. There are rules to this shiit - and where I'm from, it's an eye for eye, till the world goes blind. I'm a cool guy. Anyway, why are you always shy? 1 Like |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:23pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: I am from the beautiful delta state. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sukkot: Lol, most of the Indians and Pakis there are peasants doing menial jobs. But Brit expats are cool. You should know how everyone from the UK gets friendly outside the country lool. They'll even buy you a drink, and tell you where to go. Lagos isn't a pretty sight, especially the mainland. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:25pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Nice. Which of the tribes there? My first chic's mum is also from Delta (delta Igbo), but her dad is Ijebu from Ijebu Ode. |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:33pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: Do not make your conclusions from a forum. This forum is so toxic. I met a nairalander that I disliked his handle and realised that he is a different and decent person. I don't think I am a shy person. |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:41pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
babygirlfl: Lol, so you meet people offline? - interesting. Anyway, not judging people based on NL character cos I know I'm somewhat not the outspoken, flirty, confrontational person I'm on here. I don't fight cos people don't chat shiit to me, and I keep myself to myself offline. And I'm cordial with everyone. But obviously cos the medium provides virtual close interaction...certain things are just unacceptable cos you know most will never say to ya face. It's like a defense mechanism against cyber-bullying really. Yes, you're shy. Where do you live? |
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 5:41pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
--double post |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 5:53pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: Well we met and realised we were both nairalanders. please don't ask me how I knew his handle. I live in the same country as YOU just not in the south. However, I lived in London for a while so you see I know all them places you keep going on about. I just sit in front of my laptop and laugh as you chat away with your friends. |
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 6:00pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
SirShymex: We prefer to be called Ika people. Why did you think I was from Ekiti? |
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