My Girlfriend is very stupidd, why would'nt she pick my calls again because i refused to buy her xmas gift. On 24th of December she called me and the following conversations occured:

Kemi: Hello swhrt

Me: Hi

Kemi:Gud morning

Me: Morning

Kemi: Hw was your nyt

Me: My nyt was bad

Kemi: how? what happened?

Me: I had a dream, a very bad nightmare.

Kemi: what happened in your dream?

Me: I saw my grandfather hawking gala on the street of lagos, he came to me and gave me some gala to eat, i told him am not interested, he said i must eat or he will kill me, the he broughtout a cutlass and started chasing me and shoutng "you must eat this gala or die", n aso i wake up..i don pray sha.

Kemi: pathetic, sorry, hope you are fine now?

Me: yeah somehow,

Kemi: So babe, what are you buying me for xmas?

Me: Xmas? but i sent you #100 card last nyt nah

Kemi: and what does that supposed to mean?

Me: You should sell the #100 card and use it to buy xmas cloth and shoe.

Kemi: **vituperating angrily** Are you alrigt at all? with #100 card

Me: You are stupiid, youare an idioot, infact you are insane, am i your father, why didnt you tell your father instead of telling me?

Kemi: you dare insult me? So you have been drinking your ogogoro again?

me: how have i insulted you now?

Kemi: don't u ever call me again in your life, and don't try to come to my house or else i will feed you to the dogs

Me: Babe but why? **drops call** hello hello.

Have been trying to call her since then, she has nt been picking my calls and just last night i saw her upload a pix of herself and a guy. am scared shes dating dat guy. am still wondering why shes been acting like dis.

Help what can i do, i will commit suicide if dis girl should date another guy

#100 card?

And it's worrying u right Padi mi, mi bank digits are my worries now if u no no.. I call it "An Art Of Being Relieved".

Funny story..i know it didnt happen but my advice is "let go off her"..

brito:
#100 card?

Yes

SuperMartins:
Funny story..i know it didnt happen but my advice is "let go off her"..

Believe me, it actually happened and i can't let go off her, i'll rather commit suicide

Lol ..nd u dey think am ...Move on jooor

Obadiah77:


Believe me, it actually happened and i can't let go off her, i'll rather commit suicide

let her be..control ursef for the time being from calling her or trying to make her see ur desperation..she shuld come around soon but if she be hot cake for handsome chaps,bros go beg her oo..Only if u still actually care tho

brito:
#100 card?

Anything bad with that?. Should he steal to impress his girl?.

Obadiah77:


Believe me, it actually happened and i can't let go off her, i'll rather commit suicide

i'l suggest u 'rather commit suicide'. How dare u tell a lady she's stupid when she only asked u 4 sth?

Obadiah77:
My Girlfriend is very stupidd, why would'nt she pick my calls again because i refused to buy her xmas gift. On 24th of December she called me and the following conversations occured:

Kemi: Hello swhrt

Me: Hi

Kemi:Gud morning

Me: Morning

Kemi: Hw was your nyt

Me: My nyt was bad

Kemi: how? what happened?

Me: I had a dream, a very bad nightmare.

Kemi: what happened in your dream?

Me: I saw my grandfather hawking gala on the street of lagos, he came to me and gave me some gala to eat, i told him am not interested, he said i must eat or he will kill me, the he broughtout a cutlass and started chasing me and shoutng "you must eat this gala or die", n aso i wake up..i don pray sha.

Kemi: pathetic, sorry, hope you are fine now?

Me: yeah somehow,

Kemi: So babe, what are you buying me for xmas?

Me: Xmas? but i sent you #100 card last nyt nah

Kemi: and what does that supposed to mean?

Me: You should sell the #100 card and use it to buy xmas cloth and shoe.

Kemi: **vituperating angrily** Are you alrigt at all? with #100 card

Me: You are stupiid, youare an idioot, infact you are insane, am i your father, why didnt you tell your father instead of telling me?

Kemi: you dare insult me? So you have been drinking your ogogoro again?

me: how have i insulted you now?

Kemi: don't u ever call me again in your life, and don't try to come to my house or else i will feed you to the dogs

Me: Babe but why? **drops call** hello hello.

Have been trying to call her since then, she has nt been picking my calls and just last night i saw her upload a pix of herself and a guy. am scared shes dating dat guy. am still wondering why shes been acting like dis.

Help what can i do, i will commit suicide if dis girl should date another guy

just ignore her for now

Obadiah77:


Yes

And you are saying yes to that, if can't buy her gift I wonder why you're in a relationship.

LoL, a round of applause for your Joke.

lol joke of the day.
text her telling her to refund ur N100 credit. she will b the one calling to beg u she don't have N100

Obadiah77:


Believe me, it actually happened and i can't let go off her, i'll rather commit suicide

commit suicide na. What are you still waiting for

passionate88:
Anything bad with that?. Should he steal to impress his girl?.

Everything is wrong about it

Why u no chop the gala?

brito:






Everything is wrong about it

Nothing is wrong with that. He gave what he had... He's a prudent man

You actually can't live without someone you called stupid, silly, an idiot? You are one big joke.
I don't believe your story though.

It's very bad to call her names just because she has for xmas gift,if you have,you give and if you dnt have,you explain things to her in a polite manner.

btw,i dnt bliv ur story sha

can't really tell who is stupid in this comic story. Anyways @op i will rather u kill yourself than commit suicide.


this should be in joke section!!!!

NEXT!!!

Tattooboy:
i'l suggest u 'rather commit suicide'. How dare u tell a lady she's stupid when she only asked u 4 sth?

So i shudnt say the truth if i see one? she act stupid for god sake,is'nt it?

dorlapoh20:



this should be in joke section!!!!
!!

Why?

Obadiah77:


Why?

because i find the whole story funny and there's nothing romantic about it

dorlapoh20:

because i find the whole story funny and there's nothing romantic about it

so crying for help is not romantic to you

Obadiah77:


so crying for help is not romantic to you

dorlapoh20:

Have you eaten?

Obadiah77:


Have you eaten?

yes why did u ask?

dorlapoh20:

yes why did u ask?

Then why are you salivating? what did you take?

Bolushalom:
LoL, a round of applause for your Joke.

Its not a joke

Obadiah77:


Then why are you salivating? what did you take?

salivating? Guy u funny die

dorlapoh20:

salivating? Guy u funny die

Were'nt you? do i look like "babasuwe" or baskemouth to have been funny to you?

What did you eat? lemme guess, amala with pepsi?