Eberex:


break? break as in lunch or breakfast? Or are you trying to say you are on Leave? Confused person. you dont even know the difference between break and Leave.

pele, no be ya fault.

Eberex:


break? break as in lunch or breakfast? Or are you trying to say you are on Leave? Confused person. you dont even know the difference between break and Leave.

pele, no be ya fault.

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

coulisse:
am not on a leave am on a break even if am on a leave I still have jobbbb and let me give you a job since you don't have a job check the meaning of a break and a leave in the dictionary I have to go have a jobless day moronnnn

coulisse:
get a job get a life and stop harassing women majority of you here have sisters and aunt and mothers

Missmossy:
Buhahahahaha very funny I really can't laugh May God answer their prayers pity them.

May God hear their prayers or may God hear our prayers ?

I guess age is still on ur side abi

tosyne2much:
who is this bush man ?

Brain dey ur head so ? Were you forced to read the thread at gun point? Abeg bleep off you jhor you this attention seeking empty headed person

Working class people don't brag about their employment.. Your comment reek of joblessness

Guy no kill person o

tosyne2much:
who is this bush man ?

Brain dey ur head so ? Were you forced to read the thread at gun point? Abeg bleep off you jhor you this attention seeking empty headed person

Working class people don't brag about their employment.. Your comment reek of joblessness

naijaboiy:

Guy no kill person o

tosyne2much:
you dey mind am ?

Me wey I go still drop one bomb today, then I go deactivate my account

Deactivate? Stop joke

tosyne2much:
who is this bush man ?

Brain dey ur head so ? Were you forced to read the thread at gun point? Abeg bleep off you jhor you this attention seeking empty headed person

Working class people don't brag about their employment.. Your comment reek of joblessness

naijaboiy:

Deactivate? Stop joke

tosyne2much:
hahaha !!.. I dey reason am sha buh I neva funny decide

Guy no reason anything o

naijaboiy:

Guy no reason anything o

No wahala baba.. The bomb wey I wan drop today ehn, babes go visit babalawo house 4me oooo

Just that i gat generate traffic based on my mission

tosyne2much:
May God hear their prayers or may God hear our prayers ?

I guess age is still on ur side abi

Truckpusher:
Woe betides you the day you started a relationship with any of these people mentioned by the op.

Because you can try all you want to leave her she will just stick to you like gum - My guy ,you dun marry be that.

tosyne2much:
May God hear their prayers or may God hear our prayers ?

I guess age is still on ur side abi

Missmossy:

Lollz funny you still in school oo marriage isn't on my mind presently and I know when the time is right I won't have any problem whatsoever

Missmossy:

Lollz funny you still in school oo marriage isn't on my mind presently and I know when the time is right I won't have any problem whatsoever

Missmossy:
Buhahahahaha very funny I really can't laugh May God answer their prayers pity them.

nedu213:
U mite be 1 of 'em in d making. None of dis matured ladies projectd dis conditn. Am talkin frm experience.

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

uplawal:
Am laughing seriuosly.

tosyne2much:
No wahala baba.. The bomb wey I wan drop today ehn, babes go visit babalawo house 4me oooo

Just that i gat generate traffic based on my mission

Hehehehe....

Abeg no forget to mention me when you drop the bomb.

You hear?!

tosyne2much:
Despite the fact that I'm a dude, these are the things I noticed about ladies who are of marriageable age especially the ones who are really serious about it

Note : I'm not trying to generalize ooooo b4 some people will start raining curses on me or tear me to pieces

Just grab your vaseline and read before dropping comment

Here I go

Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands

1. Attending Church Programmes Regularly
My research has made me realize that many ladies looking forward to marriage resort to attending church programmes regularly. I know many of them in my church who started attending programmes because of their marital status & the moment they finally accomplish their mission, BYE BYE to the church . I don't know if you have also noticed this. When the clock of a lady is fast ticking, she would resort to attending church programmes regularly (NOT all though)
because that is where MANY of them run to

2. Joining A Unit In The Church
Joining a unit in churches is another thing they do after attending regular programmes simply because they believe it might increase their chances of being wooed by broda Emmanuel or brother Desmond

3 They Avoid Wearing Foam bras & Pants
I once stumbled upon a thread created by a lady urging her fellow ladies to give foam padded bra and pant a trial.. Ladies of marriageable age who are reasonable wouldn't do this because they know the consequences or implications
of creating an illusion

4. They Barely Bash
Unlike teenagers who will measure the weight of your bank account by the trouser you are wearing, a marriageable lady isn't judgemental by the BOLD 5 or Ipad you are holding, she will still give you attention & will try to know more about you because she more concerned about what you are going to offer than the Ipad or Bold 5 that many young ladies are freaked about

5. They Start Becoming Nice
I don't need you to believe this. Many young ladies who are not of marriageable age seem to be so rude in their mode of talking to the male folks. When age is not on the side of a lady, she will swallow her pride & will probably become nice to people even

6. Their Mentality Changes
They are no longer freaked about cars and perishable parameters anymore, therefore, they start to reason on how to be the house man of their desireble man, not minding if he's rich or still hustling

7. They Become So Caring
I'm not saying the young one are NOT caring ooo, what I'm trying to saying is that, when a lady is of marriageable age and NO man is coming forth, she starts becoming. Caring to any man that comes her way, even if you are young or older than her

8. They Reduce The Excessive Application Of Make-Ups
If you have noticed this. They tend to minimize the exccessive application of make-up unlike young ones who paint their faces as if it is drawing book

Feel free to Add yours

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

tosyne2much:
you dey mind am ?

Me wey I go still drop one bomb today, then I go deactivate my account