Nickymezor:
Jst by passing by ..Hapi Sunday Emusmith.

emusmith:
It looks awkward but holds water.

Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully applied yield results.

10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys


1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh


2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)


3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.


4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)


5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )


6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)


7. Cat walking


8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )


9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)


10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing )




Guys are different from girls. What move girls aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related.

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

You can ADD more.

Have fun.

Trinxie:
lol...true talk, I had a roommate that always did the crocodile tears stuff. She'll start sobbing on phone and be like "um, baby am sooo sick, I have not eaten since yesterday (she is eating at that very moment ooo) I want KFC chicken..." the guy go bring am ooo.
I am a good girl ooo...I only deal with No 1

pbs4real:
i trust,u guilty of everytin i knw. .

Joyland:


There's God ooooo!

mirexxx:
1-10

Deejavuu:
Emusmith open up to me please, I want to smash your heart!

I could really be of help you know

vislabraye:
Op, you are on point. I once met a very cute fair babe who looks kind of aje butterish.

She even spoke in British accent and her dressing was immaculate. But when I called her on phone and told her I'm coming to her place:

She replied, "where are you at?" I tot I didn't Hear well untill she repeated in twice. There were other blunders too. O boy I bow.

Later, I come find out say she be runs girl.

Deejavuu:
Emusmith open up to me please,which girl broke your heart recently ..

I could really be of help you know

Trinxie:
lol...true talk, I had a roommate that always did the crocodile tears stuff. She'll start sobbing on phone and be like "um, baby am sooo sick, I have not eaten since yesterday (she is eating at that very moment ooo) I want KFC chicken..." the guy go bring am ooo.
I am a good girl ooo...I only deal with No 1

Mars88:

only number 1 indeed! Since u are a rap lover i do not believe u

coollabman:


Na wa o!

jerrymej:
Were you given Lady/Girls as a course study in school?

Chai, you just list everything!

I think with this, I can predict you'll graduate with first class in this course!

emusmith:
It looks awkward but holds water.

Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully applied yield results.

10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys


1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh


2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)


3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.


4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)


5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )


6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)


7. Cat walking


8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )


9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)


10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing )




Guys are different from girls. What move girls aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related.

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

You can ADD more.

Have fun.

siegfried99:
* * * climbs ugwu tree ***

Twaci:
Who deceive u?

ronald4lif:


It's true and you know it

Twaci:
I don't.

If I hear, you wey dey talk like a two year old baby

ronald4lif:


If I hear, you wey dey talk like a two year old baby

Twaci:
Wait! Me?! Have u ever....... *logs out* lemme check ma call log

Lol! Check am wella ohh

Heard it in my dreams

ronald4lif:


Lol! Check am wella ohh

Heard it in my dreams

Twaci:
You lie! Av never visited your dreams before!

You didn't visit, I visited.

All dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. I pursued mine and behold your tiny baby voice beckons