Yes, we girls frown and size you up when you try to chat us up, but that doesn't mean we find you annoying. We actually, in most cases, find you intimidating that's why we put up a defence. Walking up with huge biceps, round butt, well trimmed hair, nice cologne, a good dress sense etc do really knock us off balance, a thing we try to hide by frowning, sizing you up and acting uninterested. It's just weird how guys can't really see through the facade. Some even get knocked off balance as a result of the girl's reaction. Well, you can't expect her to make things easy for you. We girls love to test guys and we only do so to guys we see as having the potential of being our man. Such test is called sh1t-test. How do we know he's the real deal without checking him out rigorously? If he can't conquer our sh1t-tests, then he won't be able to live with our bullsh1t(Yes, we ladies got bullsh1t, whether some admit it or not). We don't want to end up carrying the child of a weak man. When next you approach a girl and she immediately makes you loose focus, try to get back on track by first smiling, atleast with the knowledge that she won't have thrown that at you if she wasn't interested, then answer her question brilliantly. Funny what a smile can do. Passing her sh1t-test can see you to the level of sh1t-testing her.

So says the tortoise



Your moniker alone has zapped all the confidence from my being

this thread taught me nothing

Who's intersted in sh¡t tests? Sh¡t test to me is a no... I can't be trying to convince a female, your either in or out then unto the next one.

Enegod:
this thread taught me nothing

babeless guy, learn now

what the fück; shït tests my fücking aśś

1toRtoiSe1:
Yes, we girls frown and size you up when you try to chat us up, but that doesn't mean we find you annoying. We actually, in most cases, find you intimidating that's why we put up a defence. Walking up with huge biceps, round butt, well trimmed hair, nice cologne, a good dress sense etc do really knock us off balance, a thing we try to hide by frowning, sizing you up and acting uninterested. It's just weird how guys can't really see through the facade. Some even get knocked off balance as a result of the girl's reaction. Well, you can't expect her to make things easy for you. We girls love to test guys and we only do so to guys we see as having the potential of being our man. Such test is called sh1t-test. How do we know he's the real deal without checking him out rigorously? If he can't conquer our sh1t-tests, then he won't be able to live with our bullsh1t(Yes, we ladies got bullsh1t, whether some admit it or not). We don't want to end up carrying the child of a weak man. When next you approach a girl and she immediately makes you loose focus, try to get back on track by first smiling, atleast with the knowledge that she won't have thrown that at you if she wasn't interested, then answer her question brilliantly. Funny what a smile can do. Passing her sh1t-test can see you to the level of sh1t-testing her.

If you feel the nigga,but he ain't forth coming,i suggest you get him toasted #ItzAllowed

GoodBoi1:
Who's intersted in sh¡t tests? Sh¡t test to me is a no... I can't be trying to convince a female, your either in or out then unto the next one.

@bold. Guys like you can only succeed around prostitutes. You expect her to just give in to you because you are what?

which one is tortoise again for christ sake

1toRtoiSe1:
babeless guy, learn now

I'm too old for that shiit... They're for teenagers

1toRtoiSe1:
@bold. Guys like you can only succeed around prostitutes. You expect her to just give in to you because you are what?

Because I'm special and I believe she is but since she makes me feel I don't deserve her, I will be suspicious if she suddenly starts showing me affection, besides they are many fishes in the ocean. I'd rather be in a relationship were the attraction is mutual (from my point of view). Sorry miss, not everyone's interested in games.

Enegod:
I'm too old for that shiit... They're for teenagers

GoodBoi1:
Because I'm special and I believe she is but since she makes me feel I don't deserve her, I will be suspicious if she suddenly starts showing me affection, besides they are many fishes in the ocean. I'd rather be in a relationship were the attraction is mutual (from my point of view).

in a world where guys pretend a lot, you can't expect a lady not to be. Sure before giving her all. You don't know how ladies feel when a guy suddenly stops showing love the very moment he gets to see her pants. Ladies sh1t-test to be sure they won't be making a huge mistake.

Another idle fellow who created a useless thread outta boredom in attempt to make fp.

1toRtoiSe1:
in a world where guys pretend a lot, you can't expect a lady not to be. Sure before giving her all. You don't know how ladies feel when a guy suddenly stops showing love the very moment he gets to see her pants. Ladies sh1t-test to be sure they won't be making a huge mistake.

and yet many of them still make a huge mistake

1toRtoiSe1:
in a world where guys pretend a lot, you can't expect a lady not to be. Sure before giving her all. You don't know how ladies feel when a guy suddenly stops showing love the very moment he gets to see her pants. Ladies sh1t-test to be sure they won't be making a huge mistake.

yeah I know but the thing is I'm not after her pants.

Vibesking:
Another idle fellow who created a useless thread outta boredom in attempt to make fp.

if you know why I created this thread ehn, you'll realize it's at opposite ends with the FP idea

GoodBoi1:
yeah I know but the thing is I'm not after her pants.

passing her test can prove that or even make her want you in her pants. Backing out angrily will only pass you off as only wanting to get the cookie

1toRtoiSe1:
passing her test can prove that or even make her want you in her pants. Backing out angrily will only pass you off as only wanting to get the cookie

interestingly enuff, ur nose does look like that of a tortoise.

blublahd:

interestingly enuff, ur nose does look like that of a tortoise.

a nairalander once sent me a PM saying he doesn't mind sucking the mucus out of my nose

1toRtoiSe1:
if you know why I created this thread ehn, you'll realize it's at opposite ends with the FP idea

if you say so. .
Well,
I just viewed your photo and you seem bleached.

1toRtoiSe1:
a nairalander once sent me a PM saying he doesn't mind sucking the mucus out of my nose

still does not excuse the fact that its looks like a tortoise's
also,u must equally be sick as that nairalander too.

1toRtoiSe1:
passing her test can prove that or even make her want you in her pants. Backing out angrily will only pass you off as only wanting to get the cookie

As you say but she has already failed my test.

Vibesking:

if you say so. .
Well,
I just viewed your photo and you seem bleached.

get glasses

GoodBoi1:
As you say but she has already failed my test.

and what's your test?

1toRtoiSe1:
get glasses

your lips appear black. .
So I was thinking you should also apply cream on your lips so it could blend with the skin.
If you wanna bleach... Bleach properly.

1toRtoiSe1:
and what's your test?

I believe every lady has her idea of the kind of guy she would never put up a front for. If I finally convince her it means I'll always be chasing her in the relationship while probably waiting for Mr. "Facadeless" to show up. My test is apparent mutual appreciation and I won't start a relationship with an unbalanced foundation.

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the only thing I agree from this is dat most ladies feel intimidated when they are approached by guys. so dey try to act a bit confident which may come out a bit saucy..

but this Sh1t test the op talks about is pure rubbish

Lol,
Sh1t tests? WTF

Ain't nobody got time to be testing a nigga; if I like you, trust my countenance to be approachable. If I don't, no amount of confidence will move me.