Vibesking:

your lips appear black. .
So I was thinking you should also apply cream on your lips so it could blend with the skin.
If you wanna bleach... Bleach properly.

you really need glasses NOW!

1toRtoiSe1:
you really need glasses NOW!

lol... Ok...
Don't 4get u're a human being and I owe u my love.
Don't mind my previous quotes.
Sleep well.

Vibesking:

lol... Ok...
Don't 4get u're a human being and I owe u my love.
Don't mind my previous quotes.
Sleep well.

don't be mad cos I didn't reply your PM.

1toRtoiSe1:
don't be mad cos I didn't reply your PM.

you probably got me mistaken for someone else. . I've never sent a PM to anyone on Nairaland.
I don't even follow anyone!
Don't get beyond yourself.

1toRtoiSe1:
Yes, we girls frown and size you up when you try to chat us up, but that doesn't mean we find you annoying. We actually, in most cases, find you intimidating that's why we put up a defence. Walking up with huge biceps, round butt, well trimmed hair, nice cologne, a good dress sense etc do really knock us off balance, a thing we try to hide by frowning, sizing you up and acting uninterested. It's just weird how guys can't really see through the facade. Some even get knocked off balance as a result of the girl's reaction. Well, you can't expect her to make things easy for you. We girls love to test guys and we only do so to guys we see as having the potential of being our man. Such test is called sh1t-test. How do we know he's the real deal without checking him out rigorously? If he can't conquer our sh1t-tests, then he won't be able to live with our bullsh1t(Yes, we ladies got bullsh1t, whether some admit it or not). We don't want to end up carrying the child of a weak man. When next you approach a girl and she immediately makes you loose focus, try to get back on track by first smiling, atleast with the knowledge that she won't have thrown that at you if she wasn't interested, then answer her question brilliantly. Funny what a smile can do. Passing her sh1t-test can see you to the level of sh1t-testing her.

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1toRtoiSe1:
Yes, we girls frown and size you up when you try to chat us up, but that doesn't mean we find you annoying. We actually, in most cases, find you intimidating that's why we put up a defence. Walking up with huge biceps, round butt, well trimmed hair, nice cologne, a good dress sense etc do really knock us off balance, a thing we try to hide by frowning, sizing you up and acting uninterested. It's just weird how guys can't really see through the facade. Some even get knocked off balance as a result of the girl's reaction. Well, you can't expect her to make things easy for you. We girls love to test guys and we only do so to guys we see as having the potential of being our man. Such test is called sh1t-test. How do we know he's the real deal without checking him out rigorously? If he can't conquer our sh1t-tests, then he won't be able to live with our bullsh1t(Yes, we ladies got bullsh1t, whether some admit it or not). We don't want to end up carrying the child of a weak man. When next you approach a girl and she immediately makes you loose focus, try to get back on track by first smiling, atleast with the knowledge that she won't have thrown that at you if she wasn't interested, then answer her question brilliantly. Funny what a smile can do. Passing her sh1t-test can see you to the level of sh1t-testing her.

ok o.we do hear.buh am telling u no man is weak.

MzNelly:
Lol,
Sh1t tests? WTF

Ain't nobody got time to be testing a nigga; if I like you, trust my
countenance to be approachable. If I don't, no amount of confidence will
move me.

bt u no fine. i won't even approach u.

1toRtoiSe1:
Yes, we girls frown and size you up when you try to chat us up, but that doesn't mean we find you annoying. We actually, in most cases, find you intimidating that's why we put up a defence. Walking up with huge biceps, round butt, well trimmed hair, nice cologne, a good dress sense etc do really knock us off balance, a thing we try to hide by frowning, sizing you up and acting uninterested. It's just weird how guys can't really see through the facade. Some even get knocked off balance as a result of the girl's reaction. Well, you can't expect her to make things easy for you. We girls love to test guys and we only do so to guys we see as having the potential of being our man. Such test is called sh1t-test. How do we know he's the real deal without checking him out rigorously? If he can't conquer our sh1t-tests, then he won't be able to live with our bullsh1t(Yes, we ladies got bullsh1t, whether some admit it or not). We don't want to end up carrying the child of a weak man. When next you approach a girl and she immediately makes you loose focus, try to get back on track by first smiling, atleast with the knowledge that she won't have thrown that at you if she wasn't interested, then answer her question brilliantly. Funny what a smile can do. Passing her sh1t-test can see you to the level of sh1t-testing her.

ok o.we do hear.buh am telling u no man is weak.jst that some guys dont have time to be lingering around trying to impress you guls once she acts unfriendly also a real guy knws his selfworth and wont want to bring down his manly dignity and this types re relationship materials.only a worthless guy trys to impress ladies by been persuadsive.i rarely approach girls buh when i do believe me she has no choice.

GoodBoi1:
Who's intersted in sh¡t tests? Sh¡t test to me is a no... I can't be trying to convince a female, your either in or out then unto the next one.

Thank you! Who have that luxury of time for one shitty test or whatever? Real men don't chase everything under the skirt. Real men don't beg ladies for attention. Guys should learn and stop chasing ladies that doesn't care about you. First expression last longer. Let them do all the forming, by the time they're getting close to the age of 30, they will retract their step and turn to Mother Teresa.

This looks like a Nollywood script

you're so lonely that you're now teaching us how to woo you and fap you afterwards. smh.

In frank donga voice " I dont play games ma " ...