Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary

Them de train nam...almost from birth

Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary

How u did knw? have u had one b4 ni?

AmberQueen:
Well,if a woman who has had 3children feels she cannot endure d size of his joystick then he must be massive downlow...

Meanwhyl,so it was only #60,000 that he spent on her during courtship

Hmmm!

em for spend 1 billion shey?

Kachisbarbie:
Nawa

That kind DEEK.

[size=15pt]It must be as big as a hilux's stick-shift [/size] for a mother of three, to receive it and humble.

Probably he just pushes everything in. Those kind deek, dey reach person heart gaan.


Oriegwu o

Hmmmmmmm xperience is d best teacher Nne i hail oooo

Kachisbarbie:
Nawa

That kind DEEK.

[size=15pt]It must be as big as a hilux's stick-shift [/size] for a mother of three, to receive it and humble.

Probably he just pushes everything in. Those kind deek, dey reach person heart gaan.


Oriegwu o

Na for this kind place u dey show ur talent

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

WoW





Like your point

Chanchit:


I would tell my male and female children to make sure they have sex before marriage, those religious teachings are all crap. Sex before marriage would save you a lot of stress. What if my daughter is marrying a one minute man, or even an impotent Or a man just like this case, things like this leads to extra marital affairs, then the husband would be reporting my daughter and hearing such as a father na yawa. So they must check if they are sexually compatible.

And btw, they should calculate each round of sex @10k, so they would know who will balance who.

Nonsense! Sex in rural Zamfara can never cost up to 10k per round. It should be pecked at around 5 to 7 hundredd per round or 3 rounds for 1k.

Machine guy

Ladies are just impossible... If e too small, una go complain, now u don see Caterpillar u still dey run.

naijainfogalery:
Women the most complicated creature ever . if its small that's when they want big , if its big that's when they like small , if he cums fast they want him to stay long if he cums late he wants to kill them. If he makes love like a gentle man he is too soft , if he does it like an animal he is brutal. If he doesn't do it every day he is starving them if he does it every day he doesn't have human feeling , if he is always the first to ask he is a se.x addict if he always wait for her to ask he isn't romantic , I've searched all the books of the world, you can't please them .

An average woman doesnt know what she wants and she expects you to help her figure it out if you do or try to you are being forceful and if your plan fails you are In Soup .

You can only overcome them with patience and Gods wisdom else thou shall be frustrated and thou shalt eventually die and she shalt meet another

Moderation is the answer. Don't over do, don't underdo. Shikena!

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

Like the devil, sworn sinners will always exploit unpleasant experiences of others to justify the wrong they are immersed in. You and your fellow "like" partners can only see how this absolves you of depravity. You need JESUS today!

Chanchit:


I would tell my male and female children to make sure they have sex before marriage, those religious teachings are all crap. Sex before marriage would save you a lot of stress. What if my daughter is marrying a one minute man, or even an impotent Or a man just like this case, things like this leads to extra marital affairs, then the husband would be reporting my daughter and hearing such as a father na yawa. So they must check if they are sexually compatible.

And btw, they should calculate each round of sex @10k, so they would know who will balance who.

What if such premarital sex result in unwanted pregnancy.

What if they have HIV before they finally see a compatible sex partner?

If their sexual compatibility later wane, what will you advise them?

What is paramount in marriage, sexual compatibility or self-sacrificing/unselfish love for one another?

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

. You are very wrong , please stop fornication.

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

U got what you asked for

edobor108:
Women with wahala,if man get small joystick una go complain say na big 1 una dy find,if man con get big joystick una go stll complain say na small 1 una dy find nawa 4 una mata oo

The comment / advise I hope to see is not here atall, as female that is matured enough to have sex, especially this womena that have 3children b4, No joystick should be too big for her, is normal for some women pussy to be tight, but when the hubby engage her for a long time in pre-intimacy, she will be very wet and very ready to accomondate any size of Joystick, her service will be widely opened that human can even enter. I believe they do not engage in enough romance b4 inserting joystick, even Ashawo in the motel need pre-intimacy put their pussy wet not to mention one partner woman.

Hope say d woman shout no dey distorb d children if d man dey bang her 4 nyt?

I've saw it, Can't stop laughing

danbrowndmf:
looool
OKO NLA

Pinkycute Pls u Need to come Read this One Ohhhh.

Kachisbarbie:
Nawa

That kind DEEK.

[size=15pt]It must be as big as a hilux's stick-shift [/size] for a mother of three, to receive it and humble.

Probably he just pushes everything in. Those kind deek, dey reach person heart gaan.


Oriegwu o

Lmaooo.. This is the most hilarious babe on NL. Certified

Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary

hahahahahaha....ao many hausa prrrick av u seen or tasted!!!! Sup with the other thread 'isokuso'

Chanchit:


I would tell my male and female children to make sure they have sex before marriage, those religious teachings are all crap. Sex before marriage would save you a lot of stress. What if my daughter is marrying a one minute man, or even an impotent Or a man just like this case, things like this leads to extra marital affairs, then the husband would be reporting my daughter and hearing such as a father na yawa. So they must check if they are sexually compatible.

And btw, they should calculate each round of sex @10k, so they would know who will balance who.

make sure u xpect ur chldrn 2 b sexmania and 2 hv many bastad and STI OR STD in ur house, cos my ppl use 2 say 'a child sent 2 steal by hs father do break d door with hs leg'

[quote a :Puthor=Dyt post=31161488]Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary
[/quote] As if u no like am

egbaguy:
hahahahahaha....ao many hausa prrrick av u seen or tasted!!!! Sup with the other thread 'isokuso'

She deactivated na

naijainfogalery:
Women the most complicated creature ever . if its small that's when they want big , if its big that's when they like small , if he cums fast they want him to stay long if he cums late he wants to kill them. If he makes love like a gentle man he is too soft , if he does it like an animal he is brutal. If he doesn't do it every day he is starving them if he does it every day he doesn't have human feeling , if he is always the first to ask he is a se.x addict if he always wait for her to ask he isn't romantic , I've searched all the books of the world, you can't please them .

An average woman doesnt know what she wants and she expects you to help her figure it out if you do or try to you are being forceful and if your plan fails you are In Soup .

You can only overcome them with patience and Gods wisdom else thou shall be frustrated and thou shalt eventually die and she shalt meet another

minister of women affairs

Kachisbarbie:
Nawa

That kind DEEK.

[size=15pt]It must be as big as a hilux's stick-shift [/size] for a mother of three, to receive it and humble.

Probably he just pushes everything in. Those kind deek, dey reach person heart gaan.


Oriegwu o

Lol abi na una say una want jumbo deek nww una dey complain

Hahahahahaha!!!! I aff want to die wit laff oooo. Too big for her just after one week. HhhAaaa!!! And d guy just paid 60k!!! Madala... I go go dat village go marry ooo.

dkronicle:
60k minus 2bangings

Hehehehehehe

Deek that touches the kidney....Yekpa!!!

Aprime:
Haha
This reminds me of a song.

[s]Some can Bleep but have no dick.
Some have dick but cannot Bleep.
We have dick and we can Bleep.

Glory be to lalala [/s]

And It's always right to say no to premarital sex. But to avoid problems like this, it's sensible and logical that you taste each other, to know if you're compatible or not.

Though, one shouldn't use this platform as an excuse to ransack every hole or tweak every joystick in the name of compatibility. No, that's forni-patibility.

Hahahahahahahahaha your song got me me laughing.....hehehehehehe

AmberQueen:
Well,if a woman who has had 3children feels she cannot endure d size of his joystick then he must be massive downlow...

Meanwhyl,so it was only #60,000 that he spent on her during courtship

Hmmm!

no need to pay back the 60k o because of the damages his.............................
u know the rest

alberto2k:
Op...

Do some ladies a favour by dropping that man's address and phone number

i need to get his number for my ex, we broke up because she wanted the biggest size available and i dont have it