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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Sunymoore(m): 10:29am On Mar 06, 2015
prettythicksme:
op i like u ooo,u like good thing tho grin#thumb up undecided and i dey wait for the u go open thread say ur ashi wife don give u hiv/aids grin#cant wait for that day!!
Thanks for wishing him well..
But they'll undergo test before marriage na
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 10:36am On Mar 06, 2015
Sunymoore:

Thanks for wishing him well..
But they'll undergo test before marriage na
she will still b into the job after marriage that is what op want ooo cheesy
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by goodgood2(m): 10:36am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward
Who says cheating on a slut won't spite her. All humans are jealous beings. A slut would kill u if you mess with her heart. Do u think they don't have feelings?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by MizMyColi(f): 10:40am On Mar 06, 2015
Epaul:

hey miss, that came out pretty snippy.
He, the OP clearly wasn't encouraging girls to take a sortie into prostitution. He was only airing his personal conjecture why a man should marry a prostitute. (he maintains the right to be wrong). Your bringing his sister into this who is no privy to the OP's thought wasn't felicitous in the least. You could have simply attack his post and state the reasons you don't read from the same hymn with him. That would have been and is the right thing to do.

Now, this is not a question of whether i think the OP is right. This not a question of whether prostitution is moral. It is, on the contrary, about your response; curt and not apt.

Next time, he might as well put a disclaimer.
Stating that he doesn't advise anyone to tow that path.

We have lots of young folks who are looking for the next catchy/trendy thing to do.
Why encourage them in the least.

We all have our dark, divergent conjectures/thoughts which we sometimes put to screen.....
In cases like that, we shouldn't be so opinionated about it.

No need getting emotional about this.
I simply asked a question, "If you have a sister........" A yes or no would have sufficed.
Having her at the back of your mind, knowing that she might become a professional prostitute (however anyone chooses to define that) tomorrow, would you still go ahead to write that?
Would you encourage her to become one.
Because, she'd fulfil your fantasies or that of those who share the same thoughts with you?
I wanted it to hit home.
I wanted those who would come on this thread to hail the OP to read and first put their sisters or loved ones in perspective before loudening up.

I have an issue with people who paint something that is clearly black grey.
It is just improper.

If I have a brother, can I advise him to marry a prostitute?
Yes!
But under the conditions that he loves her deeply and would like to see her in a better position AND vice versa!
In the end, our actions don't define us, our soul does.
However, we shouldn't promote actions that are fraught with destruction, both of the human psyche and being.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by iyky(m): 10:40am On Mar 06, 2015
Real mumu!!!...... Hope ur mother is a prostitute?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Timoleon(m): 10:44am On Mar 06, 2015
hotgunz:
S goin to b fun, @least most of naija lady re coded ashewo

This is the crux ofbthe matter o. They dont stay in brothels no doubt but wen a babe has 12 official boyfriends, uncountable side runs, do all d bj, ana.l, snake in d monkey shadow dey stil come online to show hipocrisy. We know d truth all ye private ashewos....#sarewagba
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Franklyne(m): 10:56am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward
hahahaha..d day wey u go get sense christmas go fall on March20..go marry ashana naa...smh!!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by luggy(m): 11:02am On Mar 06, 2015
are they not human being, it is even better to marry them, because they will give u confortable sex fucking,
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 11:04am On Mar 06, 2015
Mehn eleyi o gidi gan
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by socialwritter: 11:11am On Mar 06, 2015
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 11:11am On Mar 06, 2015
Exponental:
op... did u learn dis from an older member of d family.... say ur mum, aunt or who?
ghoat,he didn't insult anyone with his post,he just aired his opinion and did not refer to anyone.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 11:15am On Mar 06, 2015
iyky:
Real mumu!!!...... Hope ur mother is a prostitute?
big hausa malu,was ur mother's name mention in d post,stop being childish and grow up.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by dubemivan(m): 11:19am On Mar 06, 2015
Some people are surprised at Op... but what do you expect from mumu + mugu=mumumugu! Its jst one of those mumuish statement.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by xtervaganza(m): 11:20am On Mar 06, 2015
Though I don't agree with this op , but the girls on here opening their mouths like they opened their legs need to shut up. Are they any better than the wh0res? Some are just as classless as a hotel wh0re

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by zeongeon: 11:27am On Mar 06, 2015
Most guyz cursing at the op how many men are you sharing ur present gf with? How many men have ur gf banged before meeting u?. 2 the ladies cursing at OP how many bf's do u have? How many men have handled ur congo?

We can curse the OP all we can but the truth is that with the way most girls are now most guyz will unknowingly be getting married to prostitutes.

One doesn't have to stay or live in the brothel to b a prostitute. Keeping more than one bf is part off it, giving ur man sex and expecting some reward in return is also part of it.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by lockupman(m): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2015
I know they'll attack you but the truth is I enjoy the company of classy olosho. As in they are more kempt than normal girls who are pretenders and have more and virtually unprotected sex and are more prone to STDs. I've had several gf but I enjoy the company of classy olosho . Some have very good orientation and are educated too just that condition pushed them into what they do as I have experienced. I have met several who are graduates both b.sc, hnd and some ond As to whether I would marry a classy olosho (not anyhow dirty prostitute in brothels), I don't know sha o.


mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Pholayemi(f): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2015
sirlaw2:
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok.
1. Its past ur bedtime
2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime.
3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed.
4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then...
5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since...

P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me.
true talk. Pls tel him. Am sure he was sleep typing den. Rabbish
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 11:36am On Mar 06, 2015
Shezhawt:
Total bullshit
Thirded grin
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Pholayemi(f): 11:37am On Mar 06, 2015
This is your way of telin us you want to marry an ashawo. Issokay. Make ur family catch u first.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by NemzySeries(m): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2015
He jst said his mind.....sum commenting are currently in prostitutes lodge ATM.
Sum of d babes getting ain't any beta or loyal dan d prostitutes dem selves.


Finally, dis hoes ain't LOYAL undecided
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by adedayourt(m): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2015
amokeme:
seconded!


Thirdeded
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by adedayourt(m): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2015
amokeme:
seconded!


Thirdeded!

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by NemzySeries(m): 11:44am On Mar 06, 2015
lockupman:

I know they'll attack you but the truth is I enjoy the company of classy olosho. As in they are more kempt than normal girls who are pretenders and have more and virtually unprotected sex and are more prone to STDs. I've had several gf but I enjoy the company of classy olosho . Some have very good orientation and are educated too just that condition pushed them into what they do as I have experienced. I have met several who are graduates both b.sc, hnd and some ond As to whether I would marry a classy olosho (not anyhow dirty prostitute in brothels), I don't know sha o.



Not supporting d idea of marrying olosho but U're not out of point....he(females inclusive) who has slept wit more dat 1 partner eida b4 or after marriage is guilty of dis sin

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by IyfeNamikaze(m): 11:47am On Mar 06, 2015
didn't a prophet marry a harlot in the Bible? so why una wan chop the Op head? nonsense people! it's his choice!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by nerilove(m): 11:47am On Mar 06, 2015
menix:
@OP....y u dey spoil mkt for dis nairaland ladies..
See as dem tackle u lik final beating wey actor dey give boss 4 film...

Dis 1 wey pple dey vex lik diz, nah ghost go marry doz prost.

Well i know of a friend who married one cous she got preg. Buh i mst tell u, dat family is way way solid than most 9ja families, d understanding is A1....
I'm totally in support of the OP. Prost takes care of the family when things are not going well for the husband. My neighbor married one and everyone around Envied the way they show each other love. But its better if get a good and family oriented one cos some of them are wolves in sheep clothes. I wish u all d best
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by shegsrules(m): 11:48am On Mar 06, 2015
I believe u came out from a gud family so follow the example of ur dad marrying ur mum and not there son marrying a harlot aka public latrine
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by walemi21(m): 11:54am On Mar 06, 2015
CORRECT....

I AGREE WITH YOU
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by IyfeNamikaze(m): 11:56am On Mar 06, 2015
MizMyColi:


Next time, he might as well put a disclaimer.
Stating that he doesn't advise anyone to tow that path.

We have lots of young folks who are looking for the next catchy/trendy thing to do.
Why encourage them in the least.

We all have our dark, divergent conjectures/thoughts which we sometimes put to screen.....
In cases like that, we shouldn't be so opinionated about it.

No need getting emotional about this.
I simply asked a question, "If you have a sister........" A yes or no would have sufficed.
Having her at the back of your mind, knowing that she might become a professional prostitute (however anyone chooses to define that) tomorrow, would you still go ahead to write that?
Would you encourage her to become one.
Because, she'd fulfil your fantasies or that of those who share the same thoughts with you?
I wanted it to hit home.
I wanted those who would come on this thread to hail the OP to read and first put their sisters or loved ones in perspective before loudening up.

I have an issue with people who paint something that is clearly black grey.
It is just improper.

If I have a brother, can I advise him to marry a prostitute?
Yes!
But under the conditions that he loves her deeply and would like to see her in a better position AND vice versa!
In the end, our actions don't define us, our soul does.
However, we shouldn't promote actions that are fraught with destruction, both of the human psyche and being.

enough with the grammar abeg! didn't God direct a prophet to marry a harlot in the Bible? so by your own stand, God is encouraging immortality?
big big grammar with little or no sense.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by mayyorr01(m): 11:59am On Mar 06, 2015
Arrant NONsEnSe
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by menix(m): 12:00pm On Mar 06, 2015
nerilove:
I'm totally in support of the OP. Prost takes care of the family when things are not going well for the husband. My neighbor married one and everyone around Envied the way they show each other love. But its better if get a good and family oriented one cos some of them are wolves in sheep clothes. I wish u all d best

Mii sef wish u all d best too...
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Tosinville(m): 12:08pm On Mar 06, 2015
The OP needs some aspirin and pls never let yo mama see this
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by mistiquephat(m): 12:09pm On Mar 06, 2015
This is a product of A.G.C (acute Generational Curse). Bros u are representing ur progeny well. Thumbs up for u.

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