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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by emperorchedda(m): 6:55am On Mar 06, 2015
OP you made salient points especially prostitutess being more experienced as well as the two categories of girls being virgins and sluts, it gives a blow to the face of the ladies that's why they are attacking you. #SayNoToHypocrisy

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by kelvinmuffins3(m): 7:49am On Mar 06, 2015
Take your drugs regularly bro.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by helphelp: 8:33am On Mar 06, 2015
The OP and the MOD are high on SK
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by hotgunz(m): 8:33am On Mar 06, 2015
S goin to b fun, @least most of naija lady re coded ashewo

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 8:37am On Mar 06, 2015
How will this affect Nigeria economy......GEJ BABA
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by johnwell(m): 8:37am On Mar 06, 2015
Jesus, are you for real?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by toprealman: 8:37am On Mar 06, 2015
WHY NOT START WITH SPELLING VIRGIN CORRECTLY MAYBE YOU COULD GET LUCKY AND ATTRACT ONE THAT WILL GIVE YOU MAX SATISFACTION. ALSO RESEARCH ABOUT THE PROPHET IN THE BIBLE GOD TOLD TO MARRY A HARLOT, MAYBE YOU WILL SIT UP.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by gymnasium(m): 8:40am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward


So with al dis ur grammar na ashawo you wan marry I pity you as if say you don forget say touching body don put money grin
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tundeotunba(m): 8:40am On Mar 06, 2015
U could easily get STDs too. Ghost of bad past could also catch up too. Just sit back nd enjoy the dilenma!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by flexing11(m): 8:40am On Mar 06, 2015
de name of de op say it all,
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by zaralady: 8:41am On Mar 06, 2015
Who make dis guy escape yaba left? undecided, I should get dat pesin arrested...as d name implies "mumumugu" op u b mumu and u b mugu...no offense made sha angry
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by lanre316: 8:43am On Mar 06, 2015
AND THIS KIND OF TOPIC MAKES FRONT PAGE? NONSENSE!

LITTLE WONDER THEN THAT NAIRALAND'S RATING HAD BEEN STEADILY DECLINING AND OTHER WEBSITES LIKE NAIJ AND LINDAIKEJI ARE TAKING OVER THE TOP SPOT

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by collarfreak(m): 8:43am On Mar 06, 2015
Guy you need sexual deliverance
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by flexing11(m): 8:43am On Mar 06, 2015
u ae a bullshit!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Sweetguy25: 8:44am On Mar 06, 2015
Not all prostitutes are like that though, some are very boring even in bed.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by nairabetguru(m): 8:45am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

thats what happens in a country where "stealing is not corruption"

gudluck 2 u on marrying ur slut. grin
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by slymichael(m): 8:45am On Mar 06, 2015
U r close to ur grave bro
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Chrisaali(f): 8:47am On Mar 06, 2015
Your Monicker says a lot about u. So I won't push it. If these are reasons u wanna marry a pro, then goodluck to u.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by MizMyColi(f): 8:47am On Mar 06, 2015
Mumumugu
If you have a sister, I'd like to introduce her to this prostitute haven close to where I live.

I'm pretty sure some pervs who subscribe to these points would like to settle down with her after the merverts and perverts in the biz must have groomed her thoroughly.

Deal? grin

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by krasican(m): 8:47am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward
DISGUSTING TOPIC

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by 1stola: 8:48am On Mar 06, 2015
Mumumugu
No mind all these Hypocrites here o
Most of this girls are whòres and even worst than prostitutes.
How do you describe a girl with at least four active fûcking boyfriends?
Some of them claiming virgins before marriage are liars and only looking for magas.
Even ashawos were once virgins.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by holyokoto(m): 8:49am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

Marry a prostitute after facing the consequences you will know! I have no comment for your thinking
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Tbillz(m): 8:50am On Mar 06, 2015
Why do ladies react more to topic that hit the G*spot?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by bolkay47(m): 8:52am On Mar 06, 2015
Although OP is crazy ....let's be realistic, prostitutes will sha get hooked to someone ni that's sure.. Someone?? Like op yes
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by YabaLeftist: 8:52am On Mar 06, 2015
Good luck in your noble quest.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Ghadafy(m): 8:53am On Mar 06, 2015
All the best in catching HIV/AIDS.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by lolaxavier(m): 8:53am On Mar 06, 2015
This is the most empty and shallow piece I've read in a while.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Samirana360(m): 8:53am On Mar 06, 2015
Ewu number 1
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by eekonwei: 8:53am On Mar 06, 2015
Absolutely rubbish...
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tonero230(m): 8:54am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

Lazy man.Also give birth to prostitutes
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by kandiikane(m): 8:54am On Mar 06, 2015
It is good to know that you consider your mother a slut. I mean she gave birth to you so she must have slept with someone.

P.s, don't be offended as you can see you have called every mother and non-virgin a slut including your mother abi you forget say your mum is a woman too? It happens, sometimes men forget that the human who gave birth to them is a woman.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 8:54am On Mar 06, 2015
Another APC supporter is this the change you wanna bring? Hell no. Gej till 2019

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