Blackett:
Yes.

Will she break up with me for that? No. . . Pata pata, she'll say "you're so disgusting" I'll reply "I know"

Life goes on.

Tandullceblog:
It's because they are old

Martins301:


What if it causes a sour spot in ur relationship? Or what if she was the one who did it? Would u tolerate it?

Nneka123:
Stop eating beans!

No I won't

Blackett:
No I won't

Blackett:
How will it cause a sour spot in my relationship?

Explain.

Martins301:


She may not like it at all and when u do it repeatly she may start having reasons not to like u. This can cause the sour spot to develop.

Martins301:


She may not like it at all and when u do it repeatly she may start having reasons not to like u. This can cause the sour spot to develop.

Nneka123:
i'll kill you

Your farts will smell worse sef.

Martins301:
I will narrate the event that prompted this question.

I was in this rural village in one South-West state and one evening, I left my abode to go purchase something. Time was around 7:20pm.

While heading to my destination, I was about taking a turn at the side of a house when I heard someone fart. As I took the next step, I saw a man and his wife [probably in their 60's] sitting and discussing beside their house. The man released another fart, positioned himself well and released yet another one.

All this while he was chit-chatting happily with his wife in the local dialect with me casually strolling by. The man simply acted as if his wife and I weren't even there.

But sincerely, how many married or dating couple can do this?

diddydiva:
no! its irritating

Babygal4eva:


Then you are dating an immature lady. Afterall if you marry the babe will she forbid you from doing it in the house?

ZedX5:


If that's what counts as a sour spot in the relationship, and not that I treat her wrong or have a bad attitude I cannot change, then she's free to ball. . . I'll find another girl willing to do "fart challenges" with me.

Ko si aiye iranu.

Nickijoy:
That one na freestyle... I sometimes gist with him while he's doing his business in the toilet... That's how I roll. No dull moments

iceberylin:

This one na Essay

Martins301:


You should connect with ZedX5 The perfect match

Martins301:


Have u ever thought that farting uncontrollably in her presence may be a bad attitude?

Martins301:


Personally I don't like it. Its not about maturity. Its about preference.

Nickijoy:
who's Zedx5?

Babygal4eva:


It is about maturity actually, If you are in a relationship that you hope will head into marriage and you can't stand your gf farting in your front what will happen when y'll get married and she has to poo in the house and y'll have a communal bathroom(with the shower and toilet in one) will you tell her to hold it till you are done bathing or brushing or will you ignore it cause you know you all do it and geez you have sex wth the woman in her vag where she wees and all that so kini big deal?