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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Hedybee(f): 9:43am On Mar 07, 2015
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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:47am On Mar 07, 2015
ZedX5:
Explain how it's a bad attitude.

The right term should be habit. Some people don't like those who smoke weed. If I know u smoke weed, I may not relate too well with u cos I see it as a bad habit.

Uncontrolled Farting can be likened to a bad habit. If u can excercise restraint and not fart in front of ur female boss in her office, why can't u excercise that restraint with ur spouse?
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:49am On Mar 07, 2015
Hedybee:
I cant do it, as for my partner i won't mind if he does it as long as it doesn't smell

Can I get your contact? I know someone who fits ur description grin
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nickijoy(f): 9:51am On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:


A guy above who loves uncontrolled farting as much as you do. grin
Hahaha.. Not uncontrolled oo.. But I don't pick offense when they come... That's it
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:53am On Mar 07, 2015
Nickijoy:
Hahaha.. Not uncontrolled oo.. But I don't pick offense when they come... That's it

Shalom!
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Hedybee(f): 9:58am On Mar 07, 2015
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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by ZedX5: 10:01am On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:


The right term should be habit. Some people don't like those who smoke weed. If I know u smoke weed, I may not relate too well with u cos I see it as a bad habit.

Uncontrolled Farting can be likened to a bad habit. If u can excercise restraint and not fart in front of ur female boss in her office, why can't u excercise that restraint with ur spouse?
Cos she's not my boss. She's a potential life mate. I guess you don't know what relationships really mean.

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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Babygal4eva(f): 10:04am On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:


Please don't get me wrong o. Am not against anyone farting. The situation u described above is an exception. Doing it in the toilet is understandable. . . . .doing it while we are gisting or maybe making love is crude and unacceptable to me.

Ok that is about preference then
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:11am On Mar 07, 2015
Hedybee:


Lol! I hope d 'someone' isn't you

em. . .em. .let me check. . .







Am not sure.








Can I have it now? grin
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:13am On Mar 07, 2015
ZedX5:
Cos she's not my boss. She's a potential life mate. I guess you don't know what relationships really mean.

And I guess you don't really know the dynamics of human choice, taste and preferences.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Hedybee(f): 10:24am On Mar 07, 2015
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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:


When u grow old, will u start doing it or tolerate it? grin


Hehehe
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Princecalm(m): 1:06pm On Mar 07, 2015
It does not look decent
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 2:31pm On Mar 07, 2015
What is the difference between the virginal and the anus? If you can go down and suck her pussy, why can't you take the mess( fart) that follows shortly after buying her suya undecided]
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 07, 2015
celine234:
What is the difference between the virginal and the anus? If you can go down and suck her pussy, why can't you take the mess( fart) that follows shortly after buying her suya undecided]

What would u consider as inappriopriate behaviour in a relationship then?
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 07, 2015
Princecalm:
It is not look decent

This ur grammar ehn!
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Princecalm(m): 3:41pm On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:


This ur grammar ehn!
well, after typing the first tense i was suppose to post, i decided to erase some words not knowing it would affect the structure.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Mar 08, 2015
Advertico:
so u'll rather mess ur stomach up
No i would rather excuse myself.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by fart4mee: 8:35am On Nov 16, 2018
EVERY SOCIALIST NAIJA BABE /GUY HAS DEVELOPED THESE HYPOCRITICAL ETHIC CONCEPT IN THEIR BRAIN .. WHAT I WANT AND WHAT THE SOCIETY DEMANDS I MUST WANT AND LIKE, SO MANY PPL LIVE IN THE CLOSED CONFINED CAGES AND BEHAVIORAL PRISONS THEY CREATE FOR THEM SELVES TO PLEASE EVERYONE AROUND THEM AND THE SOCIETY EVEN AT THEIR OWN INCONVENIENCE.. THIS IS THE WORST CASE OF HYPOCRISY..
a man that cannot stand the sight and soun of a ladies farts will go down below then use his mouth and tongue to lick suck wipe not only the VG but even the BUTTHOLE.. he will even love.. but any time he sees a post about farting he make society acceptable comments and remarks to show that he is a descent person.. abeg wetin dey commot fo woman nyash hole and toto wey im they suck like icecream..
some pastor that are quick to condemn farting as a demon possession also do a lot of shit behind closed door..
LADIES ARE THE WORSE IMAGINE A LADIES THAT LIKE TO DO RIM JOB ON GUYZ, THEY WILL STILL COMMENTS NEGATIVELY ABOUT FARTING ON ANY PLATFORM..
this why you should be free with yourself.. the guy that said that if you cannot fart in the presence of ur female boss you should hold ur fart in anytime u are with ur fiancee is a CAGED PERSON, he forgets that many ppl do alot of pretenders things in the presence of pastors to save their faces but when they get home they unlish the dragon..
if you cannot fart or accept the mess and fart of your loved ones then you shoul live alone.. AND ALL THE LADIES THAT COMPLAINT ABOUT FARTS SHOULD BE BARREN ALL THE LIFE BECAUSE BABIES ARE MESSY TILL THEY COME OF AGE.. IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AT THE SOUND AND SMELL OF FARTS THE YOU DONT DESERVE A BABY OF A CHILD

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