From a blog reader.
I graduated from secondary school in 2000 filled with hopes and
dreams. I dreamt of instant admission into the university,
graduating with a first class, getting a plum job and getting
married and having my first kid by the time I am 30. Naija
frustrate me, I wrote jamb till jamb started writing me. It got to
a point they started sending me to different states on sight-
seeing/jamb writing tour!
In 2005, out of frustration I decided to kill myself, I bought
valium 5, drank overdose but I no die, as a matter of fact, I
didn’t even sleep that night.
After long suffering, I got so good at jamb that I scored 298
without cheating and gained admission by 2007. I was so happy
and fulfilled. I had arrived! I packed myself to school and was a
good student. At the end of my first year I had a 4.1cgpa. I was
happy, I had 5years to clock 30 so I felt I could still catch up my
dreams, Then I met her…
I was minding my business jeje on nairaland when she started
attacking me, we insulted each other till the admin banned us
both, we opened new ids and resumed the insults. We were at it
for ages, I opened almost 5 ids to fight this girl. In the course of
the fight we started liking each other. She somehow got my
number and called and we became friends being the sharp nigger
that I was, I “toasted” her and she agreed. Our schools were 1
hour apart so she came over, after much cajoling we had “sex”
that same night.
Let me explain why I emphsized the word sex.
After much sweet-talking, we entered the romance/pre-intimacy
stage, I went through the whole, touching and kissing and by now
my “agro” levels were off the charts, then I carry finger chuk
for her “kini” and it was as if a fish seller suddenly opened my
self-contain wey I dey manage and dump all the fish wey she buy
the week before but could not sell. The whole room was smelling
and I became dizzy but my agro overpowered the dizziness and I
continued. Our clothes dissappeared and I was kissing her oranges
and then she pushed my head down say make I give her “head”
I was so Hot or maybe I was high on the fishy smell but na so I
carry mouth put there, it was like eating rotten liquid fish, I
almost vomit inside her “tin” but my “agro” level kept my N50
mama-put dinner in my somach. The smell was so bad my p***s
died off! Seeing the hell I had gone through and as I no wan lose,
I got vaseline, and woke my thing up and we did the business.
The truth is she was good in that department, so good that I
spent my remaining 3years in school “dying there”. I endured the
fish smell for 3years and the following happened to me.
1. My grades dropped till I struggled to graduate with a 2.2
2. I am now allergic to fish, if I eat fish or anything cooked with
fish I vomit.
3. I am now married and my wife’s “thing” smells lovely but I no
fit give her head cos the thought makes me feel like vomiting my
lunch.
And the worse be say, when I wanted to break up she said I must
pay for damages and she broke up countless relationships I had
after her till I had to run to another state and change all my
numbers but now am the one suffering. My question to NSG fans
is this, can I sue her for causing me this trauma?

source.
naijasinglegirl.com/can-i-sue-her/

the Mods should ban you for another 5 years for this story

For those of us with highly photographic memories and who haven't gone down low before, you've just told us never to try it that much i can deduce from this thread

ArchEnemy:
the Mods should ban you for another 5 years for this story

abeg demystify ur plight, cant seem to understand why I should be banned. waiting to hear from you soon.

Frankly speaking I was captivated by your writing. Had a good laugh from it

this is super story