RULES FOR MY WOMAN

1. My woman is NOT allowed to laugh at other peoples jokes even via social media...She has to send me the joke first and then we decide if it's funny or not so we can laugh together.

2. My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say "bless you." She's already blessed, she has me.

3. My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.

4. My Woman isn't allowed to
defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say he's an 1diot, he's an 1diot!.
Say it with me,"HE IS AN 1DIOT!!

5. My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another man's jokes when Im not around...She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.

6. My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3 men in her life. Me, your father & your brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one.

7. My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 100 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again.

8. My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I've seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of no where.

9. My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men while I'm asleep. You're not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more about God.

10. My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man.

11. My Woman is not allowed to take a jog around the house, What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so.

12. My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a stick!

13. My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her girls, she might turn lesbian and leave me..

I DO this to protect my woman because I love Her!!!

Ladies what do you think?

These is not LOVE, these is MADNESS.

weird o

No 6 is funy

In one word.........#possessivity#. BTW @op are m or f? just asking though.

I need female version

Classyzi:
In one word.........#possessivity#. BTW @op are m or f? just asking though.

Female oh!

Its something I saw on FB and thought it's hilariously funny and true

mkpakanaodogwu:
I need female version

Create a counter then

Twaci:
Female oh!

Its something I saw on FB and thought it's hilariously funny and true

yea very hilarious.....bt are some guys like that or is it just a joke?

Classyzi:
yea very hilarious.....bt are some guys like that or is it just a joke?

Oh, they are!

mkpakanaodogwu:
I need female version

My man is not allowed to break up with me. Oh, you wanna see other people? Here's a chair...go sit by the window!

My man is not allowed to hug other females, even his grandmother. Chest bump that hoe & call it a day!

These are the only two I remember lol.

lol! Seriously? y not jes put her in a box n lock it up?

Dat no 4 is sweet

Then who would be your woman ops,is she frm the moon Then who would be your woman ops,is she frm the moon

no 10 is so funny. u don't even trust God

I guess the O.p z talking bout a robot..

pinky21:
no 10 is so funny. u don't even trust God

I dey tell u!

sammirano:
Dat no 4 is sweet

mkpakanaodogwu:
No 6 is funy

pinky21:
no 10 is so funny. u don't even trust God

What is this? I'll now have to scroll back up to check which one is no. 4, come back, the go up again, check no. 6. The go and check no. 10 again.

Aviero:
What is this? I'll now have to scroll back up to check which one is no. 4, come back, the go up again, check no. 6. The go and check no. 10 again.

Why not read all?

Lol

Aviero:
What is this? I'll now have to scroll back up to check which one is no. 4, come back, the go up again, check no. 6. The go and check no. 10 again.

Kpele ,write dem down b4 u comment. so u don't ve to stress urself

Village nigguz still do thiz

1 and 5 is so funny

Lolz. Some guys might be guilty of some of these sha.

she isn't allowed to fart and poot in public

twaci where did u c all dis rules...wich kind of love z dat one different rules
no11 z so funny ...hw wil she keep fit ..

cutieberie1:
twaci where did u c all dis rules...wich kind of love z dat one different rules
no11 z so funny ...hw wil she keep fit ..

Hello dear! How far?

Twaci:
Hello dear! How far?

babe,am fyn
hw z evrytin..

cutieberie1:


babe,am fyn
hw z evrytin..

Sweet. Dunno what to do with my hair

Ummm, a bit over exaggerated, don't you think?

Aviero:
What is this? I'll now have to scroll back up to check which one is no. 4, come back, the go up again, check no. 6. The go and check no. 10 again.

hahahaha u are funy