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Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Boxer007(m): 6:29pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
*Walks in drunk and starts messing with Rokiatu's asss mercilessly*


Hafi biday eneblokos, eneprick oh jah wata gwan.....hmmm.......Henegod.



Hi Boo boo. Can I hold your truck?
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:29pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Poisoned arrow won't hurt my precious asss. tongue

I know you will never invite me over to your useless and useful birthday party spanking.

Where is the ahoho? angry

Any poolside naked party just for the men?
I want to see dozens of asss here . sad
I will arrange threèsome or fourthsome for you...you na boss na grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 6:30pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Is that how you greet your ex husband ? angry

Hug me joor for old times sake.

At least we had two children with one assist from Kingtom. sad
Oga abeg o, all children were fully scored and created by you grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 6:30pm On Mar 27, 2015
Boxer007:


Hi Boo boo. Can I hold your truck?
No!

We select truckpushers by the size of their John Thomas. angry

Can you make missclassy cum here? shocked
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:31pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Is that how you greet your ex husband ? angry

Hug me joor for old times sake.

At least we had two children with one assist from Kingtom. sad
cheesy grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 6:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
Enegod:
I will arrange threèsome or fourthsome for you...you na boss na grin
You can arrange but not these nairalanders . I hear say dem dey carry Love Machine abi dilito dey waka these days with mirexx as their leader . angry

My bombom is too precious abeg - these girls are very deadly sad
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:34pm On Mar 27, 2015
KingTom:
Oga abeg o, all children were fully scored and created by you grin
one person can't do that na... you assisted one grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 6:35pm On Mar 27, 2015
KingTom:
Oga abeg o, all children were fully scored and created by you grin
You think I don't know?

Once you whistle my wife go wan go piss angry

You think ayam not awuya awuya of your kurukere movement ?
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 6:37pm On Mar 27, 2015
Enegod:
one person can't do that na... you assisted one grin
He is an expert dribbler and sharp shooter grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 6:38pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
You think I don't know?

Once you whistle my wife go wan go piss angry

You think ayam not awuya awuya of your kurukere movement ?
I confess I do have a thing for the big round asss on your current wife, but as for your ex, bross Na you alone oh, or maybe enegod assisted you grin grin grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:41pm On Mar 27, 2015
KingTom:
I confess I do have a thing for the big round asss on your current wife, but as for your ex, bross Na you alone oh, or maybe enegod assisted you grin grin grin
me na lines man...i watch closely
kingtom assisted it, trust me i saw it grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by naijaboiy: 6:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
[size=18pt]Happy Birthday Enegod. cool[/size]

Quiet but Bad Nigga grin

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Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by MizMyColi(f): 6:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Is that how you greet your ex husband ? angry

Hug me joor for old times sake.

At least we had two children with one assist from Kingtom. sad

You wan chop ban abi?angry

Why posting false informationsad

We were never married joor tongue.
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:43pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
You can arrange but not these nairalanders . I hear say dem dey carry Love Machine abi dilito dey waka these days with mirexx as their leader . angry

My bombom is too precious abeg - these girls are very deadly sad
mirexx? I no follow you talk *lips sealed*
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 6:44pm On Mar 27, 2015
Enegod:
me na lines man...i watch closely
kingtom assisted it, trust me i saw it grin
No rather the lines man interfered with play grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Nobody: 6:44pm On Mar 27, 2015
Happy birthday smiley
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:46pm On Mar 27, 2015
naijaboiy:
[size=18pt]Happy Birthday Enegod. cool[/size]

Quiet but Bad Nigga grin
thanks bro cool grin

I can see you are done dealing with mofos grin grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 6:46pm On Mar 27, 2015
KingTom:
I confess I do have a thing for the big round asss on your current wife, but as for your ex, bross Na you alone oh, or maybe enegod assisted you grin grin grin
Chai! diaris Goduo..... grin

All these confessions you people are sharing .....smh

Omo! Come help me abeg only me no fit finish am but abeg no put pikin inside .
I no wan born Ghanaian child. cheesy
I hope say these dark charly dem no dey here
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by MizMyColi(f): 6:47pm On Mar 27, 2015
Enegod, I'll have me a mix of lemon flava'd chapman & tourniquet (whatever that means)cheesy

Tenks cool
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 6:48pm On Mar 27, 2015
Nneka123:
Happy birthday smiley
thank you sweery smiley
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 6:49pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Chai! diaris Goduo..... grin

All these confessions you people are sharing .....smh

Omo! Come help me abeg only me no fit finish am but abeg no put pikin inside .
I no wan born Ghanaian child. cheesy
I hope say these dark charly dem no dey here
Guy you wan annoy those Charcoal boys, when they come for you, I no dey o grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 6:49pm On Mar 27, 2015
MizMyColi:


You wan chop ban abi?angry

Why posting false informationsad

We were never married joor tongue.
Ha! So who born Gift and onome with me ? undecided

I sabi say Kingtom na him be akpos papa but chai..... cry
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by naijaboiy: 6:50pm On Mar 27, 2015
Enegod:
thanks bro cool grin

I can see you are done dealing with mofos grin grin
Yes Boss cool

I'll need something to cool off. Those mofos really needed some schooling.

You get orijin? grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 6:51pm On Mar 27, 2015
Enegod:
mirexx? I no follow you talk *lips sealed*
Sorry it was a slip of the diick as in mr Di1ck.
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 6:54pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Ha! So who born Gift and onome with me ? undecided

I sabi say Kingtom na him be akpos papa but chai..... cry
Dua ris god ooooo grin
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Nobody: 6:55pm On Mar 27, 2015
HaPpy birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Truckpusher(m): 7:00pm On Mar 27, 2015
KingTom:
Guy you wan annoy those Charcoal boys, whem they come for you, I no dey o grin
Them charcoal boys are in for a long haul.

I simply ignore them.

They declared themselve a free economic zone , re-evaluated their currency and the criminal Chinese and Americans flooded their market with finished goods and killed off whatever that was left of the local industries and the local market simply went comatose .This is an idea that our leaders despite their kleptomaniac attitude had refused to buy and key into .
I don't argue with them - I'm waiting for their kids to come over looking for survival then we would be making policies to buy off that our colony from their white masters

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Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 7:04pm On Mar 27, 2015
naijaboiy:

Yes Boss cool

I'll need something to cool off. Those mofos really needed some schooling.

You get orijin? grin
here you need it grin

Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 7:11pm On Mar 27, 2015
MizMyColi:
Enegod, I'll have me a mix of lemon flava'd chapman & tourniquet (whatever that means)cheesy

Tenks cool
tourniquet? shocked
You need something very strong before you drive me crazy grin
here...

Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by KingTom(m): 7:12pm On Mar 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Them charcoal boys are in for a long haul.

I simply ignore them.

They declared themselve a free economic zone , re-evaluated their currency and the criminal Chinese and Americans flooded their market with finished goods and killed off whatever that was left of the local industries and the local market simply went comatose .This is an idea that our leaders despite their kleptomaniac attitude had refused to buy and key into .
I don't argue with them - I'm waiting for their kids to come over looking for survival then we would be making policies to buy off that our colony from their white masters
They have once again unwittingly signed their own death warrants
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 7:12pm On Mar 27, 2015
Unibenstudent:
HaPpy birthday
thanks bruv cool
Re: Happy Birthday Enegod!!! by Enegod(m): 7:14pm On Mar 27, 2015
KingTom:
No rather the lines man interfered with play grin
grin cheesy

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