This article is to give a little insight on
the cute and funny things ladies do after
break up.
1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always
the first move. As soon as the guy breaks
their heart, the next thing is to delete his
number. But you know what’s annoying
about this? It doesn’t change anything
because we still have the ex’s phone
number stored up in our brains. Ask them
in five years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP
EXPERTS: I know most people can relate
to this. We all have that friend who had a
bad break up and next thing, she thinks
she has a BSc in dating. Relationships
become her favourite topic. She suddenly
wants to give relationship advice at the
slightest chance, even if hers did not
work. She knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy
whom they loved so much breaks their
hearts, next thing is church. They forgot
God was their companion before the
break up, but as soon as the break up
happens, they have the front row in
church, their voices would be the loudest
during service and would go to church 10
times a day if they have to. Some
Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as
soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a
Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies
always have a sense of empowerment
after a bad break-up. You start to see
things like, #teamsingleandlovingit, #
teamsingleforever etc even though we
are dying inside. We suddenly have our
little NGOs and become allergic to men. I
pity some toasters during this period
because they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s
after a break up that we remember that
food is our best friend. They would buy
the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest
bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle
of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The
truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us
feel any better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They
dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk
to remember’ and lay on their beds all
day, crying their eyeballs out after every
scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even
when you are in the best relationship,
that song just has a way of making you
feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up,
everything reminds you of the ex. One
second they are happy, the next you see
the type of car your ex owns, or smell
his cologne somewhere and they are
sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor
amongst the ladies. After a bad break
up, they would stalk their ex on
Instagram, Facebook or even dial his
number a couple of times with a strange
number. Then when he says hello, they
hang up or just remain silent. We know
some of you are guilty. Women are the
best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you
haven’t noticed this, when a girl is
single, she never stays home. Even if
she wants to, her friends will never let
her. She would always want to go out
and have
that fun she would never have had with
her ex. It is always a plus when they
know that their ex would be at the
event. If their ex will be there, they
would kak up (dress to kill) just to make
sure he realises what he is missing.
Besides, Mr. Right can be found
anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the
time, they turn to good girl gone bad if
they can’t handle themselves. Those
toasters she kept on hold while she was
dating become her besties and we all
know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have
done at least one of these listed above.
You are free to add yours too...

Seen this like 101 times

11. Continues Self-service.

No5 wuz my main thing

I drank Chapman every day nd ate out till I stopped thinking about him

leave ladies alone go and vote

Y u got two thread the same?

Prolly looking for more comments

Lala247:
Y u got two thread the same?

DrAify:
Prolly looking for more comments

Lol different level of attention seeking two threads nah wah ...

Anyway doc .. How u been aint seen u in a hot min.
Hope ur good

lol
de al true

Yeah

I am good and you?

Lala247:


Lol different level of attention seeking two threads nah wah ...

Anyway doc .. How u been aint seen u in a hot min.
Hope ur good

Speaking from experience,I guess

sinaj:
lol
de al true

DrAify:
Speaking from experience,I guess

lol yea

Cool

sinaj:
lol yea

DrAify:
Yeah

I am good and you?

Never been better thanks.
No voting for u i guess.. They should have made a system that allows nigerian outside nigeria to vote too .
Would have been cool

Heart break?.. I read immaturity. Two rationally mature minds won't start what they won't finish.

You are welcome

If it is allowed,I ain't gonna vote

Lala247:


Never been better thanks.
No voting for u i guess.. They should have made a system that allows nigerian outside nigeria to vote too .
Would have been cool

DrAify:
You are welcome

If it is allowed,I ain't gonna vote

Lol me neither ... Want to c what will change after this whole election .

Lala247:
Y u got two thread the same?

It was a mistake

youngsahito:
It was a mistake

Oh ok thought so

Dont worry a mod will notice and close it
Or u cn leave comment for mod on the thread u want closed. [quote][/quote]

Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even
when you are in the best relationship,
that song just has a way of making you
feel sad...... true but trying listening to Selena Gomez - the heart wants what it want but not when u just got ditched......

alberto2k:
Seen this like 101 times

I haven't..... spare us that 'I already know it ish'

HumanPsycho:
Heart break?.. I read immaturity. Two rationally mature minds won't start what they won't finish.

pple sha..... so u are perfect?

Lala247:
Y u got two thread the same?

It was a mistake...