Terrible (series of) write-up(s), nonsense story!

yinkeys:
Only last night a pregnant Akwa ibom girl wanted me to shine her combie without protection. I refused o

LOL... Abeg run for your life!

kinibigdeal:


But am single and searching

sidon there dey nack tory,dem don donate you tey tey and na your preek me I go chop

BedLam:
A deranged fellow who equally met a deranged Nigerian abroad. Na everywhere una de carry una fairy tales go. I still wonder why these things don't happen to the Chinese and Westerners. Why always black ?

Keep wondering

Fake tori de sale pass hot cake.why do u said she is it only akwa ibom tht do prostitut. Fake tori metchw

notoriousbabe:
sidon there dey nack tory,dem don donate you tey tey and na your preek me I go chop

Lol

kinibigdeal:


Lol

notoriousbabe:

Bet why na my prick be yur target sef!!!

kinibigdeal:


Bet why na my prick be yur target sef!!!

na there better meat dey for your body

notoriousbabe:
na there better meat dey for your body

Wetin make I come chop for your body

kinibigdeal:


Wetin make I come chop for your body

you wan die?

God wil always help u in every situation

notoriousbabe:
you wan die?

Hahahahah...see you! Probably your bosom go make sense

kinibigdeal:


Hahahahah...see you! Probably your bosom go make sense

na die you wan die be dat

notoriousbabe:
na die you wan die be dat

Make we try am and see who go die, my own go pas witchy witchy

netmillionaires:
Whenever I dream about these witches I go just dey grow wing for the dream, dey fly go up and come down heavily on them with Bhuddist palm and Iron kick style till dem stop to even dey appear for my dream again.
I don dey reason the day dem go appear live when I dey sleep for night. Na to use style roll go one side, pick cane and beat the hell outta them. Na dt day dem go know say IN THE NAME OF JESUS no b joke.

may i knw u pls

Part 2 please.

Good for u ooooo next tim u will not go about looking for wahala u will stay put.

IdiAmin1:
Yes oo, a very proud one at that. After hustling in Alaba and Idumota, you wan mek we dey waste the money like that? Mbanu

Sir pls dont forget about wht you
promised today,THANK YOU SIR
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Fourwinds:
na girl naw. shebi u too be girl. u suppose not to fear

...an elderly woman, pleassssssse

chimkaire:
...an elderly woman, pleassssssse

oh! U are an elderly woman. Dats ok, at least u can with stand d fear involved

Fourwinds:
oh! U are an elderly woman. Dats ok, at least u can with stand d fear involved

Thanks
And, do include ''Ma'' when addressing an elderly woman . It's important











...blissful week

ifoundmyperfect:


LOL... Abeg run for your life!

pls give me tangible reason y u said I should run

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