The whole world views Harry Potter movies as fictional entertainment, in Naija we view it as real life documentary

tori four the dogs

Those oyinbo witches in Harry Potter series nko? No be person dey straff Hogwartz chicks?

Op, you should have banged the witch. All those incantations during the action would have been very sexy.

all4naija:
Why is this primitive society demonizing women? F**k all of you hating on women!

I really like your mind

Nicely put thank you. Evolution is real it's just some take longer than others.

prettyjo:
good for him

.... I know you from some where... Anambra state university uli-i guess.

all4naija:
Why is this primitive society demonizing women? F**k all of you hating on women!

Oh get out! If anything, most men today, especially black men put women on a pedestal

If this is really a true story, I wonder whether she and your mum are cut from the same clothing? With one fabric proving stronger than the other.

IdiAmin1:
I trust NAIJA babes naa, the girl don chop the guy mugu be that. After eating my money, u wan form mammy water. Na lie oo, me too go form pappy water for you

I know right.... I would have made sure we had instant baby water that night.....!!!

ifoundmyperfect:
I fear akwa ibom girls... .

Only last night a pregnant Akwa ibom girl wanted me to shine her combie without protection. I refused o

Haa, dis one na INTERNATIONAL WITCH OH...

Businessnaija:
.... I know you from some where... Anambra state university uli-i guess.

yes

Iamsynord:
Lord of The ZANGA..
If it were me,I will still go ahead and staff d bae,I didn't book hotel room 4 nothing ..
Do it so much the witchcraft will fly comot

I was hoping to read this kinda comment.
Dude if na you, you ll do NOTHING!
Ojionu...na only mouth u get.

prettyjo:
good for him

U just a pretty girl

Make I just register my presence....... I go cum back to comment........ I need to pick up sumtyn frm mama risikat down the road

The Guy was lucky, God has given him a second chance to mend his ways.Guys n ladies we need to bcareful, am sure if he had good intentions for the lady he wld nt have gotten to that extent, but be it good or bad, Prayer is d key n d grace n mercy of God saved a soul

BedLam:
A deranged fellow who equally met a deranged Nigerian abroad. Na everywhere una de carry una fairy tales go. I still wonder why these things don't happen to the Chinese and Westerners. Why always black ?

these things happen everywhere: in china, in UK, in America...just about everywhere. do you know that UK is the place with the highest occurrences of ghost sightings?

idupaul:


Learn from what? The story is clearly a big lie .. The name on the twitter handle even says it all

Ok Sir

sauceny:
In the year 1988,i was so sick/down with malaria & was under the influence of hallucination,making me to think i was the president of America(USA).

purple Drank! My stuff right there bro

Thank God for a praying mother. I am one of those blessed with a praying mum, and I know how her prayers have been covering us.

As for you guys that think with your dicks, continue. Just pray that you don't meet one of these marine witchcraft babes that will drain your virtues and waste your destiny.

God is merciful

funny!
sounds like a tale tho.

this babe dey act. tell me she pulled her hair, or she flew around the room, or her eyes were glittering. she was acting jor. Dude slept off cos he was tired. His emphasis on knocked out was his mind giving him a reason to believe that he carried a witch.

benkings:
dprince- oga titus

ehhh?

all these sexxxxy withces dey avoid me. Na so so mugu den dey follow. Na ba%#tard straffing I for give am. im name go change to wounded no be witch

Airforce1:


This is a big lesson to all the "Ukwu and Bigg Breaast" chasers here on nairaland

Confam!!!!!!

voltron:
all these sexxxxy withces dey avoid me. N

La so so mugu den dey follow. Na ba%#tard straffing I for give am. im name go change to wounded no be witch

Lol

holyokoto:
To me this guy is just composing Jaggons, It made no sense to mw

You should have read the tweets from bottom to top.

Hmmm, now y do i not believe u

prettyjo:
yes

do you knw me also,,, let create a communicating meduim outside nairaland

Phinagold:
i didnt.if i did,what did i say?

You said I don't even want to comment. And that's a comment already

Tonniey:
Hope that guy that keeps telling us 2 date foreign girls dey hear this?

This girl is not foreign, she is from akwa ibom