Beamborla:

Pls, do.
You won't regret it

jacksparrow1207:

lol. Joker!

ronald4lif:
Wow! This is deep, takes a lot of creativity. Number 3, 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, and 19 made me laugh so had that I almost poured cold water on the eba I'm making rather than hot.

Everyone is guilty of 19, truth be told we all have farted before in a bus, a silent fart.

I hate that number 3 ehh. I was in this bus from Enugu to Lagos some years ago. Immediately the bus set off a woman and a man started praying simultaneously. We'd hoped one of them would stop for the other to do the praying for where? They both fired prayer from left and centre as if they're getting paid. The more one person appears to be overshadowing the other with a loud voice the other increase their voice. It was epic.

History keepers, grammarians and beggars. Chai you don kill person.

The list would have been 21 sha. The agberos like KingTom, Tosyne2much and lagmostkuit who would just occupy seats on a bus and on buying a ticket and boarding they start disappearing one after the other.

Darkrebel666:


~ Its called unnecessary show off in a bid to pass off as someone intelligent..... and it gets boring.
#WackGrandiloquent

Dcaliphate:

wrong, i'm the ace card

Lala247:


Dont worry i'll holla at u if i go there ..

stephenqueen:



Lekan if I hear say I read this thing finish

jascon1:
my brother, e no rich to ask.

stephenqueen:

Lekan if I hear say u I read amu finish

stephenqueen:

Mumu u dey read bible

MrsChima:
Who has called me?

TheSonOfMark:



So, Monsieur, what would you have me do? ? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your unprovoked tantrums.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the confused one here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, dude, hate the game. Good evening.

kinglekan:


U dey mind orijin101. Person wey dey ask me weda Genesis na babe.

shebi na olamide sing song of Solomon ?

misspatsy:
Someone pls help me oo!!!I can't stop laughing abeg oo...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Lagos transport no easy at all.
Those "lemon jersey" preachers can be so annoying sha,lyk say na so Jesus christ take preach 4 him tym
I think I will look for dis sonofmark guy so I can laugh more
As 4 those yokos I no dey shift anything oo,I send anybody sms?


This write up really got me laughing out my sorrows sha

Dcaliphate:
you 4got to add the lagoonophobic, these ones jump out of the nearest window at the site of a lagoon

MrsChima:
I am a ball buster!

kinglekan:


Oga give urself small brain naa!! Why u wan make the ist page boring by quoting my long epistle.

Oya b4 I count to 5 make u don edit ur post remove my quote.

Orijin101:

shebi na olamide sing song of Solomon ?

KingTom:
Lazy mumu!!

stephenqueen:

Your papa,the thing too long na

stephenqueen:

Your papa,the thing too long na

Lala247:


Dont u get on bus?

kinglekan:


Beamborla prefers the canoe!!

jacksparrow1207:


Whatever mate

Dcaliphate:

must u reply

jacksparrow1207:


Are u on some cheap drugs?

jacksparrow1207:


But 2hours of s3x round no too long?