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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Ebonymiss: 11:42pm On May 04, 2015
Not interested
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Sigo86(m): 11:42pm On May 04, 2015
Se aiye iya lawon okunrin wa ni
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mayydayy(m): 11:45pm On May 04, 2015
these hoes aint just loyal.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by oyin01(m): 11:47pm On May 04, 2015
Something like this...

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Pennah(m): 11:47pm On May 04, 2015
THERE IS GOD OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 11:48pm On May 04, 2015
Who run the world. ...........cheesygrin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by bastien: 11:50pm On May 04, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland version
Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin
no be lie some guys mumu eh
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 11:53pm On May 04, 2015
bastien:
no be lie some guys mumu eh
[size=15pt] As in ehn! their mumurity na raise to power 100. . .
dem go dey like babe pix anyhow while the babes no even know say dem exist!
[/size]

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Emdee590(m): 11:53pm On May 04, 2015
Princecalm:
Conclusion: people are being sentimental about the female folks status whether it is reasonable or not.
True talk
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 11:56pm On May 04, 2015
oyin17:



Put ur pix. let me like it
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How about ur own pics?....
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I totally like viewing Nlanders babes profile to see their pics.... But alotaf dem dnt put up their pics and I waste my mb viewing photo'less profile... Always very annoying!

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 11:57pm On May 04, 2015
grin observation aiye
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Iamoilprince(m): 11:57pm On May 04, 2015
If u re a girl n eventually uploaded a nude pics ehh! U jst get ready for 5000inbox, 10000 comments and 50000 likes! Lol
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Osirimononaye(m): 12:04am On May 05, 2015
Like to prove @the op wrong. grin grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by lonelydora: 12:04am On May 05, 2015
Lol
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by hope4nigeria(m): 12:04am On May 05, 2015
thats if the female is beautiful or else ! it'l be 0likes, 1000 insults.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by nwaanambra1(m): 12:05am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
cool. we are derailing thread.

bro! u na correct 'womanizer' grin grin

u know the golden rule of womanising! cool

rule 1 'pretend not to be interested and sh will be allover u just to prove u r interested!'

rule 2 'pretend not to notice her beauty and she will do anything to make sure u acknowledged it'

rule 3 'subtly and cleverly show how loaded ur goodie bag is and she will beg to taste it'

rule 4. make i stop here before small boys go know the secrets y we dey always collect their small girls from them cheesy cheesy grin grin cool cool

y did they even hide that your post?

i hope they wouldn't hide this one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Kisses4rmDxtanx: 12:06am On May 05, 2015
I dun hama
1,000,000 likes 3,000,000 comments.
Sorry it was a joke
6,000,000 curses 10,000,000 hates.

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by bluecircle470: 12:07am On May 05, 2015
BrainnewsNg:
FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

Pls Add yours……………..


http://brainnewsng.com/hilarious-facebook-updates-by-ladies-and-men/

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:08am On May 05, 2015
Nairaland Version
Ggrin Pic uploaded 3hours ago
115likes 345 old likes

Origin101 Pic uploaded 3hours ago

2likes 9oldllikes

Abi that kind Rokiatu Dp wey dey coz traffic and make Se.un smile .. grin

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:10am On May 05, 2015
Girls live off those likes I tell you... If a girl posts a picture and no one likes it for some hours, it does something to her mind.... Its d way they re made nd its the way guys re, to appreciate them in hopes of getting some attention.....

Till a guy is grown up, busy or In a mature state we are almost defenceless.....

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Kisses4rmDxtanx: 12:11am On May 05, 2015
Princecalm:
Conclusion: people are being sentimental about the female folks status whether it is reasonable or not.

Not sentiments dude God neva created any woman 2 suffer, aren't u surprised none even clicked 1 like to ur status nd not even d female folks u r supporting Guy wake up na real mata OP dey yan.

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Esdb3: 12:14am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
single dad tongue

Either this is a lie or you are like one of those kids in mount zion movies that sneak out for parties and don't listen to their parent.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by tottinova: 12:16am On May 05, 2015
girls tend to use the comment box as a point of chatting. guys aid them buy answering


TRUE/FALSE

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by bankai2015(f): 12:17am On May 05, 2015
nwaanambra1:


bro! u na correct 'womanizer' grin grin

u know the golden rule of womanising! cool

rule 1 'pretend not to be interested and sh will be allover u just to prove u r interested!'

rule 2 'pretend not to notice her beauty and she will do anything to make sure u acknowledged it'

rule 3 'subtly and cleverly show how loaded ur goodie bag is and she will beg to taste it'

rule 4. make i stop here before small boys go know the secrets y we dey always collect their small girls from them cheesy cheesy grin grin cool cool

y did they even hide that your post?

i hope they wouldn't hide this one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided


All this in immature boys with baby dick, claiming that there know how to play with women.


Go and sleep boy,


You knoweth nothing

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:17am On May 05, 2015
nwaanambra1:


bro! u na correct 'womanizer' grin grin

u know the golden rule of womanising! cool

rule 1 'pretend not to be interested and sh will be allover u just to prove u r interested!'

rule 2 'pretend not to notice her beauty and she will do anything to make sure u acknowledged it'

rule 3 'subtly and cleverly show how loaded ur goodie bag is and she will beg to taste it'

rule 4. make i stop here before small boys go know the secrets y we dey always collect their small girls from them cheesy cheesy grin grin cool cool

y did they even hide that your post?

i hope they wouldn't hide this one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided
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Rules ni?
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Lechers do not have rules... We just heat the street and pick a girl for the week!...
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Womanizers don't have rules to go by... A real skirt chaser! Have his skills and his tactical magic lines to seduce any woman of his choice!
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If you know what I mean! You'll know that rules don't favour us!

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:19am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Nairaland Version
Ggrin Pic uploaded 3hours ago
115likes 345 old likes

Origin101 Pic uploaded 3hours ago

2likes 9oldllikes

Abi that kind Rokiatu Dp wey dey coz traffic and make Se.un smile .. grin
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Lol.... She's a d.p killer...
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:19am On May 05, 2015
BrainnewsNg:
FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

Pls Add yours……………..


http://brainnewsng.com/hilarious-facebook-updates-by-ladies-and-men/
Op... Nice observation. See the exact words i used in another thread..... "The fact that a pretty girl can get more than 150 likes for posting a selfie is something else. Most of these 'Likes' are from thirsty guys who think that by hitting the like button and giving her validation means that she'll fvck them". grin . Damn. Even her worthless statement sounds Hot. cheesy . SMH... Ho.r.ny to hot...

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:22am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol.... She's a d.p killer...
Lolz That babe called Ggrin too coz Traffic ooh about week ago .. But Rokiatu As.s Madt gan .. If dem put on top jumia or konga walahai e go sell die grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:24am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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How about ur own pics?....
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I totally like viewing Nlanders babes profile to see their pics.... But alotaf dem dnt put up their pics and I waste my mb viewing photo'less profile... Always very annoying!




Lol, don't be angry
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by OKNkanu(m): 12:25am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland version
Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin
Lol.... I actually felt it happens to only me....... cheesy ........ No matter the kind face you keep...... 2Likes is a constant.







#AssLickingHasNoReward.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:29am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland version
Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin

No. No be lie.

But, Na Nigerian girls be that.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:29am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:

Lolz That babe called Ggrin too coz Traffic ooh about week ago .. But Rokiatu As.s Madt gan .. If dem put on top jumia or konga walahai e go sell die grin
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Buahahahaha...I for place order ni....

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