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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Lastdon02(m): 12:30am On May 05, 2015
So Pacquio gat beaten by Mayweather n less dan an hour nd he still gat paid $120million. And my momma av been beaten me 4 free since i was born.

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:30am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:


You married?
Yes we are married! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:32am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:





Lol, don't be angry
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I went back to ur profile again...and I didn't find anythng to view!... This girl...ur literally consuming my mb... There iz God oh!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:32am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Buahahahaha...I for place order ni....
Am sure u won't get ya order they will be out of stock. . grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:33am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
teen? I am a father of one
Liarrrrrrrrrr
You better tell her we have 6kids! wink
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:34am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

Yes we are married! cheesy
Yinmu @ u ...Married bawo ..
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:35am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:

Am sure u won't get ya order they will be out of stock. . grin
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LooooooolllllL.... You mean, em fast guys go place order before me?.... U got me laughing bro...
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:37am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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LooooooolllllL.... You mean, em fast guys go place order before me?.... U got me laughing bro...
Pre - order sef don finish market
Abeg make we no derail Origin trend ..
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:37am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Yinmu @ u ...Married bawo ..
I'm married to agarawu23 cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mcowubaba: 12:37am On May 05, 2015
Tru story- a pretty lady on my frnd list(fbook) updated on her status 'hmmmmmmmm' nd had over 50 likes nd 17 comments...

Up till today, I am still wondering what was being liked her comment or her beauty sad

Another nasty girl updated on her status "I hate trolls, mess u people, mess u boyz" nd she actually had over 100 likes shocked nd many comments..
Even those niggass tanking baes for accepting dia frnd request..WTH
.. The only person I will tank for accepting my frnd request in my Grandma(nd she is not on facebookcheesy)

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:38am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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I went back to ur profile again...and I didn't find anythng to view!... This girl...ur literally consuming my mb... There iz God oh!




Hahaha , what do u want to see on my dp
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:39am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

I'm married to agarawu23 cheesy
shocked shocked U are the baby mama coz said he's a single dad .. tongue
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:40am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Yes we are married! cheesy


Lol, we are two now in his life
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:42am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




Hahaha , what do u want to see on my dp
. . I'd like to see you...if you dnt mind!... Jst the privilege!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by anigold(m): 12:42am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland version
Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
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Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin

bros I have one like on my profile,i have joined nairaland since 2009.
but my cousin join yesterday and she has 17 likes now. nawao. grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:47am On May 05, 2015
Mcowubaba:
Tru story- a pretty lady on my frnd list(fbook) updated on her status 'hmmmmmmmm' nd had over 50 likes nd 17 comments...

Up till today, I am still wondering what was being liked her comment or her beauty sad

Another nasty girl updated on her status "I hate trolls, mess u people, mess u boyz" nd she actually had over 100 likes shocked nd many comments..
Even those niggass tanking baes for accepting dia frnd request..WTH
.. The only person I will tank for accepting my frnd request in my Grandma(nd she is not on facebookcheesy)
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These aint common anymore... Girls will post silly things about men! And men will foolishly indulge on a "like" contest to feast on her attention!... She won't still dash it out!.... And the fury asslickers will resort to abusing the girl... It isn't just common these days!...
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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:47am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:



Lol, we are two now in his life
ehn! For wia? Don't even go dere..
I'm his one and only cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:48am On May 05, 2015
anigold:


bros I have one like on my profile,i have joined nairaland since 2009.
but my cousin join yesterday and she has 17 likes now. nawao. grin grin grin
[size=15pt] u see what I'm saying grin [/size]
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:48am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
ehn! For wia? Don't even go dere..
I'm his one and only cheesy



there is love in sharing dear, let's share this man
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:49am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
shocked shocked U are the baby mama coz said he's a single dad .. tongue
He was only joking.. He can re-phrase the statement wink
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:49am On May 05, 2015
anigold:


bros I have one like on my profile,i have joined nairaland since 2009.
but my cousin join yesterday and she has 17 likes now. nawao. grin grin grin
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Congratulation! You've just WON one more like this morning!..... Thank me later!

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 12:49am On May 05, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Not sentimental. Just a$$ kissers
Prish on joh
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:50am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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I'd like to see you...if you dnt mind!... Jst the privilege!



Which kind of pix you want me to put there, my boobs or butt, I don't want to show my face.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:50am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




there is love in sharing dear, let's share this man
I'm not sharing oooo
Na by force?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:50am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




there is love in sharing dear, let's share this man
I'm not sharing oooo
Na by force?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:51am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

He was only joking..
He can re-phrase the statement wink
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by GHOSTSNIPER(m): 12:52am On May 05, 2015
MrDojo:
Babes get high on likes and comments on facebook.....whether dey post nonsense oh....or sometin d@ makes sense......A babe can jst say.....shuld I wear balck panties 2day........under 2mins 100+ like 1000+ comments....with diff yeye boiz sayin baby y dnt wear green nw......SMH....




Bt as 4 boiz na once is while self u suppose dey post 4 facebook.......4 me na in d past 3+ yrs I neva post anytin na jst HBD comments...


#pawpaw is a type of Foood
DANM RIT. KIDS ALL OVA NRLD
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:52am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




Which kind of pix you want me to put there, my boobs or butt, I don't want to show my face.
Let see how u look like .. Judging from ya post u beautiful .. cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by bastien: 12:53am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:

[size=15pt] As in ehn! their mumurity na raise to power 100. . .
dem go dey like babe pix anyhow while the babes no even know say dem exist!
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oga Orijin I no sure if you vex pass me for this level oh, them just they waste like anyhow, my like too expensive to waste wink
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:53am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
I'm not sharing oooo
Na by force?



ok, forget about him cos I'll keep him to myself.

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:53am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




Which kind of pix you want me to put there, my boobs or butt, I don't want to show my face.
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#Nevermind!....
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:54am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Let see how u look like .. Judging from ya post u beautiful .. cheesy


You sure?

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