ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.

oyin17:




You sure?

bastien:
oga Orijin I no sure if you vex pass me for this level oh, them just they waste like anyhow, my like too expensive to waste

since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like

Mhizkel:

Shiiiii...Don't disturb my husby..He is fast asleep after we did that thing
He will reply you tomorrow

Orijin101:

[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like [/size]

ligopedro:
I think am sure

oyin17:





ok, forget about him cos I'll keep him to myself.

Orijin101:

[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like [/size]

Mhizkel:
Shiiiii...Don't disturb my husby..He is fast asleep after we did that thing He will reply you tomorrow

oyin17:



You may be right

oyin17:





Are you sure? he licking honey here

Orijin101:

[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like [/size]

Haha. Joker

oyin17:




Are you sure? he licking honey here

Mhizkel:


I will report you oo
Have you forgotten rule number 22 of NL?



It says and i quote:
A nairalander is not allowed to snatch a member's husband!
Break the rule and see wah will happen to u!

BrainnewsNg:
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Mhizkel:
In your dreams

ligopedro:
What tin ? Is it that same tin dey do in 50 SOG

ronald4lif:


Haha. Joker

ligopedro:
What tin ? Is it that same tin dey do in 50 SOG

ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.

foxxynik:

.
.
Quite thoughtful.... You gave them the "like" of their lives!

Their lives depends on it tho

Orijin101:

[size=15pt] jokes apart bro, that's the perfect truth! all i do is to check their profile and get the fvck out of there.[/size]

ligopedro:
Una no go kill this guy ..

ligopedro:
Oya lemme confirm it .. U on IG ?

Mhizkel:

Haba! You lyk amebo sha!
Should i be telling you everything my husby and i does?

Expsbterror:



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ronald4lif:


That's not what I meant. Was referring to the charity-like.

Oops. . . no vex jhare, i dey para

oyin17:




Nope

oyin17:





I can break any rule for my love , he said I should tell you he dumped you immediately he set his eyes on me.

ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.