Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Doughyeenbae(f): 9:59am On May 20, 2015 |
Umm |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by coolzeal(m): 10:00am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Z8(m): 10:01am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey: I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww!
Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother,
I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.
http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
Choi, NL always knows how to set my mornings right @OP No. 8 na em funny die... even in Physics e no make sense.. be like say men dem never hear of viscosity ? 1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by naijaboiy: 10:02am On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: TO ME ITS BETTER WEN YOU DONT HAVE SEX. DONT KNOW WHY THIS SMALL BOYS WONT PUT THEIR D**K INSIDE THEIR TROUSER AND WAIT FOR THAT NIGHT TO COME What is this one saying?
Are you a virgin if I may ask?
Hypocrites be talking. 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by IDFWU(m): 10:02am On May 20, 2015 |
charly4lyf:
Op forget story, only one thing involved, Shooting inside. Ogbeni u be real charlie shha. 2013 and u still do this ish |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by naijaboiy: 10:03am On May 20, 2015 |
Doughyeenbae: What if you get freaky....with clothes on...and juices spill...any chances of getting preggy?? |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Z8(m): 10:03am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Cpumping(m): 10:04am On May 20, 2015 |
chuna1985: No one died in the Bible for using withdrawal method. Go n read ur bible. Sm1 dd. Smwhr in numbers or leviticus. D guy withdrew his s*perm touch d ground, God was angry with him n he died. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lurlah2014(f): 10:04am On May 20, 2015 |
HAHAHA I never said i was one just saying for me not to get pregnant its beta i dont hav sex when its not proper naijaboiy:
What is this one saying?
Are you a virgin if I may ask?
Hypocrites be talking. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by naijaboiy: 10:07am On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: HAHAHA I never said i was one just saying for me not to get pregnant its beta i dont hav sex when its not proper Next time you put your comments in place so as not to be MISUNDERSTOOD! |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by opiaoku: 10:07am On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: HAHAHA I never said i was one just saying for me not to get pregnant its beta i dont hav sex when its not proper i want to fork you i want to give you a hot bangg |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Doughyeenbae(f): 10:07am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by paulbets: 10:08am On May 20, 2015 |
Read Genesis chapter 38. The story of Onan chuna1985: No one died in the Bible for using withdrawal method. Go n read ur bible. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lurlah2014(f): 10:09am On May 20, 2015 |
are you ready to marry me? opiaoku:
i want to fork you |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by SexyCeline(f): 10:09am On May 20, 2015 |
Nice one OP |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Cpumping(m): 10:09am On May 20, 2015 |
OP,
How can u forget Andrew liver salt and schwepps.
Postinor 2 of the 90's
I bet u sm pple still bliv it works.
Com n identify ur self. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lurlah2014(f): 10:09am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by bxcode(m): 10:11am On May 20, 2015 |
Flee from pre-marital, it does you more harm than good |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 10:11am On May 20, 2015 |
number 4! guilty as charged.. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 10:12am On May 20, 2015 |
paulbets: Read Genesis chapter 38. The story of Onan
I know the story like the back of my hand. Please read it now and open ur eyes to discover why he died. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Cpumping(m): 10:12am On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: are you ready to marry me?
Nooo, he just wnt to put his thing inside. He will not move. *ROTFL*
That pishure is so funny. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by boynigeria(m): 10:13am On May 20, 2015 |
mziceberry:
lolzz...thanks for pointing that out to me. buh are we fighting ni?? no ma'am |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 10:13am On May 20, 2015 |
Cpumping:
Sm1 dd. Smwhr in numbers or leviticus. D guy withdrew his s*perm touch d ground, God was angry with him n he died. please read it again now, open ur eyes n mind as u do so u can understand why he died. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 10:14am On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by HRich(m): 10:14am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey: I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww!
Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother,
I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.
http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
Honestly i'm guity no doubt. Thanks for the tips and correction. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Dugozpweeti(f): 10:15am On May 20, 2015 |
boynigeria:
LOL... its titled 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy not 8 thing Christian boys need for future happy home |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by subbieD(f): 10:15am On May 20, 2015 |
Lol.....Hmmmmm.OK o. Pls read my signature |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by boynigeria(m): 10:16am On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: That blissful wedding nit
yea, for us who ve been patiently waitin' |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by walexluv: 10:18am On May 20, 2015 |
Confirm ni o oo ooo |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Toks2008(m): 10:19am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey: I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww!
Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother,
I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.
http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
I will never use a condom to make love never..ITS PERPETUAL SUFFERING.
If i can take a shower with cloths on or enjoy licking a candy with its covering then i just might consider using a condom for sex.
RUBBIIISH
#teamonepartner |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by femi4: 10:20am On May 20, 2015 |
chuna1985: No one died in the Bible for using withdrawal method. Go n read ur bible. seems he is referring to Onan Genesis 38:9-10New International Version (NIV) 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by paulbets: 10:22am On May 20, 2015 |
I know God regarded his act as wickedness for not wanting to make babies for his brother by spilling his seeds on the flour. It was considered wickedness in the sight of God chuna1985:
I know the story like the back of my hand. Please read it now and open ur eyes to discover why he died. |