@ tayo-d
ur kudos dey much appreciated
2bad say ur work 2day com dey depreciated,
i hope say d powerline design fit wait,
e good u read our story b4 we clean d slate!

@ denony,

i for lyk ur continued support,
but ur post too b like CNN ireport,
i com dey fear say na anoda language
bc i no fit get the inner message,
anyway sha, i go call interpreter
make u no charge my brain lyk NEPA meter!!

@Maedan,

No be to tank me I join this crew
Na your virgin sista I have in view
If na true she sweet as u talk
Who go blame me if I try out my luck

Monica, Lewisky, her name he no mata
Just like Bill Clinton, na one tin am after
To love and to hold, that is my desire
This no be games, 4 her love I aspire.

@ tayo-d

RE: MY SISTA

as i come make mysef her spokesperson
e good make i give una one lesson
fest of all, u for no cross out dat word "virgin"
cos i fit beat my chest say she no be dustbin
but a good home-girl wey my mama train
she get good shape and a quicksilva brain
lesson two, she no dey ready for relationship
if u lyk sha, carry on bc na u fit win d championship

rotimy:

I come dey think say[b] I dey for another world,[/b]
How your advice come de help us work in accord.
We go make sure we keep strong our super bond,
Because we go always be the the first no be second.

in fact, e be like say we dey planet Mercury
cos dis lv fit stay hot 4 a whole century
i no go mind say u go don old n gray,
hope u go still lyk me wen all my teeth don go astray
in any case, we must at least celebrate our golden anniversary
marriage wey last 50yrs na d one wey don overcome all adversary!!!

@maedan,

RE: MY SISTA
as i come make mysef her spokesperson
e good make i give una one lesson
fest of all, u for no cross out dat word "virgin"
cos i fit beat my chest say she no be dustbin
but a good home-girl wey my mama train
she get good shape and a quicksilva brain
lesson two, she no dey ready for relationship
if u lyk sha, carry on bc na u fit win d championship

I no mean to cancel, na clerical error
I no doubt at all, she's one maid of honour
No beat your chest, the twins there no like am
Rotimy sef, go halla if you burst am

No mind the pretenders
Even though they aspire
This hunk is the winner
The championship is over

^^^lol

e b lyk say u get good sense of humour
n u no go give ur babe brain tumour
una go dey laff n jolly everyday
all d tym go dey spent on sweet playplay
unfortunately, i no wan make my sista do mistake
i don learn say, ur kind guy dey give plenty heartbreak

@maedan,

e b lyk say u get good sense of humour
n u no go give ur babe brain tumour
una go dey laff n jolly everyday
all d tym go dey spent on sweet playplay
unfortunately, i no wan make my sista do mistake
i don learn say, ur kind guy dey give plenty heartbreak

So what shall I say of this Prince Charming
I no dey boast, to Ladies I'm disarming
But for every Adam, there must be an Eve
Even Joe the Plumber get hin own gig

My heart wan burst, he dey do me jigi-jigi
Like rail-u-way, wey pass 4 Oshodi
Maedan na only your little sista
Fit calm the heart of this fine broda! 

To yarn you truth, I no dey break heart
Even though you think I'm a play-er
For better for worse, that is my creed
Unless of course you give new decree

Tayo-D:

@maedan,

My heart wan burst, he dey do me jigi-jigi
Like rail-u-way, wey pass 4 Oshodi
Maedan na only your little sista
Fit calm the heart of this fine broda!

To yarn you truth, I no dey break heart
Even though you think I'm a play-er
For better for worse, that is my creed
Unless of course you give new decree

mr. man, e dey good to b persistent
& i go advise say make u stay consistent
u don already pass d first exam
but d next one go b like d war 4 vietnam

Uhhmmn!!

d tym don dey reach to draw d NL guest lists
2 include d wellwishers 4 NL, even plus d confusionists
e go take some time, but i go try do am well
make no one come miss d sound of d wedding bell!

@maedan,

mr. man, e dey good to b persistent
& i go advise say make u stay consistent
u don already pass d first exam
but d next one go b like d war 4 vietnam

I no go mind, if u send me go Iraq
To Afghanistan, even hell and back
For my sweet luv, noting dey too much
I am in this, true true 4 d long run!

No shaking, that is my new motto
I no dey withdraw, like school olodo
Set d bar high, even set am low
I'm here to stay, so let the test flow!

@maedan,

d tym don dey reach to draw d NL guest lists
2 include d wellwishers 4 NL, even plus d confusionists 
e go take some time, but i go try do am well
make no one come miss d sound of d wedding bell!

Make your fine sista the Chief Bridesmaid
I will be Rotimy's Bestman for that day
And just in case you two withdraw 4 altar
We go step in, marry, no wahala! 

Tayo-D:

@maedan,
[b]Make your fine sista the Chief Bridesmaid
I will be Rotimy's Bestman for that day[/b]And just in case you two withdraw 4 altar
We go step in, marry, no wahala!

I dey fear for you to be my bestman,
As your body dey jigi-jigi for a woman.
As you wan stand with her dat day U fit get heart-attack,
And such calamity fit derail our royal wedding from d track

maedan:

d tym don dey reach to draw d NL guest lists
2 include d wellwishers 4 NL, even plus d confusionists
e go take some time, but i go try do am well
make no one come miss d sound of d wedding bell!

I dey suggest make our royal wedding be on Easter Sunday,
So that we go leave for honeymoon at Bahamas on Monday.
I don book the congress hall at Sheraton Abuja for reception,
Dem say everything go get attention and bring us satisfaction.
As many fans don promise us to from very far and near,
Even Prido Yar'dua say him go come to smile ear to ear.
I trust say you go do real justice to the list and the i.v,
Those wey we forget go relax and watch am live for t.v

This by all standard is the best thread on nairaland
Meadan and Roty are talented and gifted.

Had a good laugh all the way. now i've got this headache[sub][/sub]

keep it up guys.

@tayo d
u sound lyk person wey no go fear bombshell
bc i get one kind bad news2 tell
dis my sista wey u dey scope so
don get im own sweety wey don carry am go
dem go come my wedding,make u c4ursef
bt make u no com fight d boy like fresh prince&jazzy jeff!

@Rotimy,

I dey fear for you to be my bestman,
As your body dey jigi-jigi for a woman.
As you wan stand with her dat day U fit get heart-attack,
And such calamity fit derail our royal wedding from d track

This your contradiction don give me brain bloc
How I go recover after this great shock
Abi na the test Maedan talk about be this
Get behind me satani, you no go fit win!

Ultrame, b4 u say "open sesame",
u don get ur automatic I.V.
Infact,na high table ur chair go be!

@Maedan,

@tayo d
u sound lyk person wey no go fear bombshell
bc i get one kind bad news2 tell
dis my sista wey u dey scope so
don get im own sweety wey don carry am go
dem go come my wedding,make u c4ursef
bt make u no com fight d boy like fresh prince&jazzy jeff!

Maedan now I suspect you
The babe mama train, how hin take get boo?
You no dey my side, that much I can see
All well and good, my goal I shall achieve!

Una don try
Your plan I don catch
Even with that, I no go retire
Infact this love just set me afire!

@rotylovy,
make we no 4get who go b d entertainer
i no mind if dbanj go b d wedding singer
or if u prefer,we go hire deejay
wey go mix tunes of d latest & of yesterday!

@ tayo-d
i no talk say make u retire
i jus give u fair warning,b4 tym expire
she get her choice, she fit change her mind
if u fit win her lv,she go lv d sweety behind!¡

By d way, Tayo-d
so, even virgin no go get who im like?
So far she no dey jump around lyk jim iyke
dis na d exam u nd 2 pass
e no eazy2 capture dis sweet lass!

maedan:

@rotylovy,
make we no 4get who go b d entertainer
i no mind if dbanj go b d wedding singer
or if u prefer,we go hire deejay
wey go mix tunes of d latest & of yesterday!

Since you like dat entertainer D'banj to be our wedding singer,
I go allow am perform so far he put him long thing for hanger.
Yes Madam Onyeka go "come sing one love keep us together",
DJ go mix old school, new school and even future school 2gether

Tayo-D:

@Rotimy,
This your contradiction don give me brain bloc
How I go recover after this great shock
Abi na the test Maedan talk about be this
Get behind me satani, you no go fit win!

I no wan shock you as dey serious to get dat lady,
De only thing you go need is to be humble not heady,
Then I go ask her sista if she dey available and ready.

@Maedan,

@ tayo-d
i no talk say make u retire
i jus give u fair warning,b4 tym expire
she get her choice, she fit change her mind
if u fit win her lv,she go lv d sweety behind!¡

Oh my, Oh my, this is getting interesting
Which one u dey, why this hifalutin
To say this na fight, you know there's no contest
That babe na mine, aro, osan or sunset!

By d way, Tayo-d
so, even virgin no go get who im like?
So far she no dey jump around lyk jim iyke
dis na d exam u nd 2 pass
e no eazy2 capture dis sweet lass!

That aint how I roll
Haven't you been told
Not down with sharin'
When it comes to luvin'

@Rotimy,

I no wan shock you as dey serious to get dat lady,
De only thing you go need is to be humble not heady,
Then I go ask her sista if she dey available and ready.

How can I woo her
When I no get her number
You be my guy
Tell her, I said "hi"

@ tayo-d
jus 4 d record,no get d wrong impression
even tho dem say we dey 4 recession
hw i go advise u2 share my sista
i mean say u get chance2 b d star
if only u go persevere
u go overthrow d bobo wey dey4 reserve¡!

rotimy:

Since you like dat entertainer D'banj to be our wedding singer,
I go allow am perform so far he put him long thing for hanger.
Yes Madam Onyeka go "come sing one love keep us together",
DJ go mix old school, new school and even future school 2gether

na 2day i know say we get d same mind,
and dat lai lai, no1 fit break our bind
na Onyeka i dey think go give us some vibes
tho' some of her songs dey from other tribes
i no mind make we mix am, with ibo n yoruba
we go even invite a funky mallam 2 sing im own 4 hausa!

maedan:

na 2day i know say we get d same mind,
and dat lai lai, no1 fit break our bind
na Onyeka i dey think go give us some vibes
tho' some of her songs dey from other tribes
i no mind make we mix am, with ibo n yoruba
we go even invite a funky mallam 2 sing im own 4 hausa!

Jolly plus over happiness don make me add more kilo,
Come see how our God come lift us to d top from zero!
In our union together I go always and forever try to be your hero.
I go take good care of U dat U go dey laff when you look for mirror