jus 4 d record,no get d wrong impression
even tho dem say we dey 4 recession
hw i go advise u2 share my sista
i mean say u get chance2 b d star
if only u go persevere
u go overthrow d bobo wey dey4 reserve¡!

oluwdashmi:

@rotimy
heyo, bililis, dahala etc, think say dem get mouth
but u don show dem say ur love na meadan couch
with your promise to bring her comfort
even without much effort

sugabelle:

na wa o

for dis thread, i dey trip
e dey make me wanna skip
take care to keep am going
make sure no space 4 overthrowing!

rotimy:

Make u no skip de trip for Abuja come Easter Sunday,
The Rotmy-Maedan wedding go give you joy all day.

sugabelle:

nice

i just dey feel ur ringtone
e for nice to add my own to the love zone
but i no wan maedan to break my head
if i try thief her roti sweetheart 4rm this thread

Tayo-D:

@Maedan,

Dem call me Mr Lover
Smooth talker, not a Punisher
The more you get to know it
Na so you go dey feel me!

Naughty no dey my nature
Look well, no indignation
And if you see my future
U go see your Sista feature!

firestar:

Chei!

The next episode of super story be say


The clanking gongs of nl's towncriers of Mae and Roti's wedding day


I hope say una go sing lyrics, inspired from Roti's cynic critics!


Chorused by well wishers, friends and family. . .

De song go reach top music charts for MTN, Music Africa and Soundcity. . .


Abi?


Yu gree?

maedan:

@ my romantic, caring, sexy & CIVILIZED rotimy,
sweet'art, pls no mind heyo, e no get clue,
about d diamond wey dey deep inside of u
na ur kind humble guy dey get all d chicks wey hot,
while d show-offs dey get d back of pot.
In fact, na dat ur poem we go print 4 d wedding programme
make pple see say u truly luv ur maedan!

***kisss***

maedan:

@ heyo
i no jus understand
i think say u b civilized man
those very lines u dey call disgusting
be d kind wey dey last without rusting
na so he take capture me 4rm d 1st page
so i beg make u save ur rage
me wey don already write ur special I.V. Card
bt now i go tear am bc ur heart too dey hard

heyo:

Posted on: Today at 03:57:47 PMPosted by: rotimy
Insert Quote
***********For MY MAGNIFICENT MAEDAN***********

Eletric current de run for my bodi as I dey look your foto,
My heart dey sweet me as if I don win a very big lotto.
Your face no just dey very fine but na shining angel face,
No beauty contest you enter which u no go win the race.
Your eyes dey shine as de bright early morning sun wey rise,
And your smile dey very unique and fit break all de Eskimo ice.
You fine nose dey well pointed as if Baba above put am fertilizer,
And when you talk and laugh, it be like say your voice get equalizer.
^{Your teeth dey white as if angels brush them with super bleach,
And when we marry I go take time and lick them inch by inch.}Your lips dey so succulent pass the Obalnde suya,
And I go soon enjoy your kiss pass de Benue doya.
With only one week to our speacial wedding

@roty

dats so disgusting brother
ur sexual tactics are like those of a villager, yulk!!

no vex say i no reply since all dis time
e no easy to dey always rhyme
i get a lot of shopping to do
i neva even buy d wedding shoe
in any case, my sista still dey on hold
to be captured only by d one wey dey v.bold!

Tayo-D:

@Maedan,

Your silence has been astonishing
And your reply is no less comforting
Good luck on your your shopping spree
But tell me who dey pay the bill
Rotimy talk say hin no get any dough
How u come dey manage am so?

Let me know if you need a sponsor
I know one for the city of London
All dey need is a night with the bride-to-be
And with dat they go meet your every need.

rotimy:

))))))))))))))))TEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY MAEDAN((((((((((((((((((((((

Princess
Priceless
Gift
Lift
Diamond
Almond
Rose flower
Mind blower
Lovely Maedan
My only Madam

maedan:



so i be a princess wey dey priceless
and a gift wey dey give person heart a lift?

diamond wey dey like almond, na only me?
even a rose flower and mindblower -chei, see me see

i[b] sure say u dey sweeten me up for that our honeymoon
u wan make sure we rock am pass d one for mills & boon[/b]
no wahala, as an e-hubby, u go electronically enjoy ur maedan
and then carry am go ur house make i come be your madam!

Tayo-D:

@Maedan,

Your silence has been astonishing
And your reply is no less comforting
Per your Sista I am still pursuing
Though her hand you are witholding

He dey hard to always rhyme
No matter how hard a broda try
But so far luv dey abound
Inspiration go come around.

Good luck on your your shopping spree
But tell me who dey pay the bill
Rotimy talk say hin no get any dough
How u come dey manage am so?

[s]Let me know if you need a sponsor
I know one for the city of London
All dey need is a night with the bride-to-be
And with dat they go meet your every need. [/s]
[/quote

Na before Rotimy say he no get money,
But God come butter my bread with honey.
I no fit afford all de fine things in dis world,
But I not fit leave my sweet wife naked for cold.
We dey take wisdom dey spend for dis marriage,
Maedan na very good wife who know how to manage.
Tayo, you kin sponsor na type wey get big K-leg,
because your type dey pursue person's wife with him 3rd-leg

rotimy:

Na before Rotimy say he no get money,
But God come butter my bread with honey.
I no fit afford all de fine things in dis world,
But I not fit leave my sweet wife naked for cold.
We dey take wisdom dey spend for dis marriage,
Maedan na very good wife who know how to manage.
Tayo, you kin sponsor na type wey get big K-leg,
because your type dey pursue person's wife with him 3rd-leg

see dis one, i no blame you
dem say in d end, person go talk true
from ur words, i see say u fit cause a lot of strife
na so u suppose yarn to person wife?
anyway, my roty no talk say e no fit afford,
he only say make we manage in one accord
even millionaires dey spend their money with sense
abeg my guy no come here dey yarn nonsense

Tayo-D:

@maedan
See me see wahala, abi na trouble
Why this unnecessary hustle and bustle
You overlook my very smart and good intention
Designed to help you for your special occassion

I say I know a generous sponsor
No be by force by force make u concur
All I know be say u get power to choose
If u no like am, make you just press snooze

No be say I wan cause any wahala
But funding a wedding no be small matter
As for Rotimy, hin don catch my clue
Him luv don drive am to love-vendor for you

rotimy:

Na wa for this man way say I get clue,
May be him dey suffer from de bird flu.

Tayo-D:

@maedan
See me see wahala, abi na trouble
Why this unnecessary hustle and bustle
You overlook my very smart and good intention
Designed to help you for your special occassion

I say I know a generous sponsor
No be by force by force make u concur
All I know be say u get power to choose
If u no like am, make you just press snooze

No be say I wan cause any wahala
But funding a wedding no be small matter
As for Rotimy, hin don catch my clue
Him luv don drive am to love-vendor for you