MrsAnyanwu:
hahhhhaaahhhaaaa take it easy na, e be lyk say u really provoke dat day ooo, I don laff tire, take one orijin for my head, u too much, but next Tym,don't do dat, what if she nd her protocol friends no con get money nko,dat means dem go wash plate tire ,rtflmfao

wristwatch:


Baby, I don't care. My luv for u can't make ur father becomes a pastor.

*dont go jawe* abi u dey form for me.

Orijin101:

Lolz. . . No be my fault jhare, if i no do like dat, i don bring ignominy unto myself be that. . . But i sure say some of them go get money for hand. . .

Beamborla:

It's my right to form...

Good morning

Orijin101:

Lolz. . . No be my fault jhare, if i no do like dat, i don bring ignominy unto myself be that. . . But i sure say some of them go get money for hand. . .

wristwatch:


Lol. U dey mind dem. Dem get money 4 hand na

Survivor33:

Guy you poor sha!!!

wristwatch:

Okay oo. Make u no overform 4 me oo. Beambeam
Yea. Gmrmg. How ws ur nty?

valmunich:
Who goes on a date these days?



if you no go come my house collect am, dey go!!!!!




Unless if I'm in a happy mood, I fit just take you out.

Orijin101:

Lolz. . . No be my fault jhare, if i no do like dat, i don bring ignominy unto myself be that. . . But i sure say some of them go get money for hand. . .

Survivor33:

The lady in question should also come along with her own cheddar(money) in handy for unforeseen circumstances. Anything can happen when going on Dates.

wristwatch:

Dey must wash plates oo. Hungry babes!

softysparky:

Collect wetin?

Mariojane:
hmmmm. is your type of guy that will even be begging the girl to go out with him. we know you bros. like you will know what you are doing when that thing between your---- started controlling you.

Mariojane:
hmmmm. is your type of guy that will even be begging the girl to go out with him. we know you bros. like you will know what you are doing when that thing between your---- started controlling you.

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

Mariojane:
hmmmm. is your type of guy that will even be begging the girl to go out with him. we know you bros. like you will know what you are doing when that thing between your---- started controlling you.

vega84:
True talk bt is only naija gals oooo, that's hw low theirs mentality is. #vegatalks

wristwatch:


Hahahaha. Wetin be the 1st one love?

Upnepaa:
As your lordship wishes ma

wristwatch:


Na ur type nai dey turn husband into errand boy.

subbieD:



Lol.....check ur mentions jhur

sotasty:


Something about errand boy husband?? no way jose!! he's lower than that and happy and so am i.
i guess (like Riri and kim k) goddesses are born that way, not made.
If we wanted,every man would be our pleasure sex slave so dont tempt us.
its not a man's world but you must think it is.everything you do is one way or the other for us and since i realised that, plus all the goodies a woman naturally has, i realised how powerful i was over a man.

wristwatch:


If him deactivate, romance section go collapse oo!

tosyne2much:
You never made mention of it after dat that

sotasty:
Females should be worshipped so all of a man's efforts aint in vain.
The hotter the goddess, the more your effort should be.

Edusouls:
naija babes na hungry,poor,red eyed,greedy ,nasty,and mannerless girls,the harsh enviroment made them like that, so the first and last thing in their mind is survival, and when you are dealing with such people, you have to be ready for war. And taiming these girls aint easy at all, many are untaimable, others requires serious hardwork and firmness. U dont play calm with a wild thing,it will devour you into pieces. You play rough and hard,to first taim it then you can deal with it.. Hope u guys understand.?