Truckpusher:
Well, if you're broke kindly learn how to package yourself but rule number 1 - Do not keep a girlfriend as a broke guy always use the hit and run style while hanging new puccies every now and then.

These hoes ain't loyal unless you're making it rain.

Kingsasian:
you are right.

teeowl:
You are the reserve bench boyfriend... be careful.

niceguy7:
Pls nairalanders make una help me in this matter.......

I am currently dating a girl....buh she told me she has bn in a relationship with a guy for six years....buh the time i wooed her she assured me she truely like me...buh my question is will it be easy for her to break up her six yrs relationship with her former guy? Abi she jst wan deceive me?

IBBG:
guy I'll tell u to ignore or forget the girl. U'll always be second fiddle to the boyfrnd. I'm talking frm experience. U won't have much say in that relationship cos she will be feeling dat she did u a favor by accepting to date u afta all she had already told u she has somebody and u still insisted. My broda its not worth the stress cos the experience can be very frustrating, knowing that dere is somebody she luvs n gives priority to more dan u.
Where u'll feel d pain more is wen u crave her attention and she tells u d boyfrnd is around so she can't give u her attention until he leaves.
My assumption is that, she just want u to occupy the temporary vacuum dat her bf leaves frm tym to tym so dat she won't feel lonely since she considers u to be a nice guy n u won't tak advantage of her.
Finally I'd advice that even if u want to date her, don't tak her serious n don't give her ur whole heart. Just be indifferent to her n exhibit an I don't care lifestyle towards her to avoid heart break.
Keep her as a side chick just as she is trying to mak u her side bf n look for anoda girlfrnd.

IBBG:
guy I'll tell u to ignore or forget the girl. U'll always be second fiddle to the boyfrnd. I'm talking frm experience. U won't have much say in that relationship cos she will be feeling dat she did u a favor by accepting to date u afta all she had already told u she has somebody and u still insisted. My broda its not worth the stress cos the experience can be very frustrating, knowing that dere is somebody she luvs n gives priority to more dan u.
Where u'll feel d pain more is wen u crave her attention and she tells u d boyfrnd is around so she can't give u her attention until he leaves.
My assumption is that, she just want u to occupy the temporary vacuum dat her bf leaves frm tym to tym so dat she won't feel lonely since she considers u to be a nice guy n u won't tak advantage of her.
Finally I'd advice that even if u want to date her, don't tak her serious n don't give her ur whole heart. Just be indifferent to her n exhibit an I don't care lifestyle towards her to avoid heart break.
Keep her as a side chick just as she is trying to mak u her side bf n look for anoda girlfrnd.

popweezy:
Nice list. But do you know u've just discouraged us from going near a lady? No doubt a broke nigga will alwayz av problems with ladies simply bcuz most of them ladies are also damn broke and

2 brokes can neva make a rich

..A LADY CAN ONLY TELL YOU MONEY IS NOT LOVE WHEN SHE ALREADY HAS THE MONEY/ALL HER NEEDS

Savyy:

Fool. Nonsense. Absolute piece of crap. Imagine you are giving your younger bro or cousin bro this advice. Instead of telling him better ways of making a living out of his broke life, you are giving him this shiit.
You'd meet your waterloo soonest. Keep using the hit and run style.

tosyne2much:
Wooooow !!!


God bless you bro

INTROVERT:
Very true... .









You are broke yet you want to do and do and do everyday. You can't take her out, top up her airtime, or gifts . Many naija boys are fond of this.

vizkiz:
an advice to all the young men in the house. Please brother just read this shiit!

[b]ifyou are broke,nigga just stay the furck away from ladies..believe me, your destinies are not meant for each other because you will definitely end of hearbroken.

These girls are hoes and they need to get paid but you can't (you think say na paper she dey use do her hair, fix her nails and buy those sexy cloths abi) because your destiny is broke at the moment...

All those times you spend online chasing after women, sending them messages, calling them with your hard earn card and they will still be forming beyonce for you(forget say you no get game, its because you are cashless). Can't you just invest those period on hustling and see these biitches run after you when you start making it big?

Ask yourself this question, why do you think the so called "big girls" run after the Gs and those Gs even treat them like biitches but still they(big girls) will sTill want to die for the guy

It his because of his d¤pe cash!!, fool and you go dey sit down for house 24/7 dey browse, dey do FTC, dey upload mumu picture on facebook. You go even dey ask your girlfriend for cash again, ahn ahn...the way you mumu reach, you go dey vex if one guy call am abi carry am go out...

Guy, your destiny needs a rest slap...ode!

You think say na ordinary thing dey make ireneony dey create love thread give se*un? [/b]

Vick4rill:
my bro, you ve said it all, even O.p should take correction, he is always creating sensitive thread for free just to gain the approval of nairalanders, if only he had gone into writing am sure he will be counting thousands of his own through it

IBBG:
Tanks. But baba u too much o. Ur write ups are always indigenous n enlightening laced with a high sense of humor which makes for a fun filled reading irrespective of the length.
I envy ur writing style n I'm hoping to incorporate it to my style as well.
Keep it up bro I d feel u wella.

vickylala239:


I Dnt knw u sha,Bt u Dnt sound like a reasonable gel.

What happen to your own personal money.

D school ur papa sent u to,Wat use is it,if u still depend on a man.

Also u r wrong we still Hv gels who Dnt k abt ur money,Jst love dem

Everyone is Nt Lik u,Dey Dnt tink Lik u.

Sometimes I wonder why gels go to school sef.

Most a guy pay to fckkk you??.

some gels Dnt gv a fck,incase u Dnt knw, there are gels Dat r After fck, fck well and u Hv dem calling you.

This is more reason why guys maltreat gels,d love of money.wen u Hv money as a gel,guys Dnt do shhhit.

Gels Lik u r to b deceived.

For ur info,guys do carry deir guy car n still fck gels for free.Weda 1st class gel or Nt.

Jst deceive dem wit Wat u borrow,Dey open for u.

Broke guys fck more Dan money guys if u Dnt knw.knw it Nw.

Gels jump into ur car,ones u give dem d sign.u fck n Dey cum bck wit d hope of money.

Stop deceiving ur sef.broke or no broke.guys r still fcking.

Ppl Lik u,ur bf Dnt Evn give anytin, u cum here and sound as if ur bf usually give 500k per fck.

Ppl Lik u settle quarrel wit rounds of sexx.


Better stop dis ur ashawo thinking.

Abuse Mi if u Lik!!

Haters attack Mi,Bt I will always say d truth.

wendycindy:
lols, I don't really knw how 2 create topics o d one I even manage 2 create sef didn't hit fp I felt bad... So no need

ehjiwummy:


Been broke is not a disease dat can not be cured,every humanbeing can get broke life is not a bed of rose.if ur guy is broke dat doesn't gv u upper hand in d relationship.ladies nid to learn a policy of FULL and LESS,if u see dat ur guy has a brighter future nd he's not a lazy type pray for his story to change jus lik toysne2much story change,thou money answereth everything but dat doesn't mean u shld treat a broke guy lik a trash.if he's loyal nd loving type stick to him nd pray for him.what holds relationship is loyalty nd commitment. Moreso,as a lady u nid to get something doing not turning ur bf to ATM.I remain Ehjiwummy

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Ioannes:

don't giveup trying. Hope when you finally make front page you'll Holland me So we can pop Champaign together. *wink*

tosyne2much:
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wendycindy:
lols... Abi o