Teempakguy:
That's why I'm the one going for computer science.

And dats why I'm going for Elect/Elect

RobinHez:

And dats why I'm going for Elect/Elect

chai . . .
You be electrician?
Chai!

Teempakguy:
chai . . . You be electrician? Chai!

Shatap there jhor
Its only in Nigeria we are regarded as 'electricians' and 'radionics'
But our species abroad design Robots, spaceships, and anything electronical...

RobinHez:

Shatap there jhor

Its only in Nigeria we are regarded as 'electricians' and 'radionics'

But our species abroad design Robots, spaceships, and anything electronical...

well, you can be a pioneer in that . . .

RobinHez:
In response to this thread:> https://www.nairaland.com/2467498/shocking-illegal-new-jamb-eligibility

I've decided to post my findings here...and i employ other "like" minds to help mee do the same here.

Pls. complaints on the rumour should be dropped on the above thread, while theories explaining the 'new' process should be done on this thread.

#no panicking!

H0w d0 I check my eligibility. .UI

Teempakguy:
well, you can be a pioneer in that . . .

I accepted the course so I can work on "made in Nigeria products"

And also invent something I've been secretely concealing in me

bi0nics:

H0w d0 I check my eligibility. .UI

Wait till the 27th of this Month sir.

RobinHez:

I accepted the course so I can work on "made in Nigeria products"

And also invent something I've been secretely concealing in me

everybody just dey conceal something . Berra go and find work in innoson.

RobinHez:

Wait till the 27th of this Month sir.

THANKS

Robinhez God bless you plenty.... I knew something was wrong when uniben delayed. Remember I said something concerning Jamb, although it wasn't very similar to this. Nice work, u guys should continue with d investigation. THIS DIBU SEF.

Teempakguy:
everybody just dey conceal something . Berra go and find work in innoson.

U sef no conceal ya own?

Anyways, I don't have plans to work under anybody when am done with schooling...except in a case when I need finance for a project

DoctorAB:
Robinhez God bless you plenty.... I knew something was wrong when uniben delayed. Remember I said something concerning Jamb, although it wasn't very similar to this. Nice work, u guys should continue with d investigation. THIS DIBU SEF.

Thanks sir...also give credit to my boy () Teempakguy


#na joke o

RobinHez:

U sef no conceal ya own?

Anyways, I don't have plans to work under anybody when am done with schooling...except in a case when I need finance for a project

You and I have very similar plans!

I also don't want to work under anyone. Instead, together with brilliant scientists.

sylarsquins:


Hey, pls kindly notify me wen u find out the means of knwin the institution uve bin transfered to. Thanks

I sure will

Teempakguy:


Robinhez, look at this idea.

There are roughly 70 public/government own universities in Nigeria.

The total number of candidates that scored above 200 and are hence fully capable of being admitted to the university are 455 639. If these were equally shared among all these universities, each university would have an average of 6500 students . . . very convenient!

However, in the presentation I downloaded showed that a mind boggling 607330 students applied to just ten universities!!!

That means almost everyone that scored above 200 is gunning for one out of just ten universities.

It then only makes sense to redistribute the students so that each university has 6500 students each. Personally, I think that's a very good idea, honestly.

Seeing this, I am thinking the students would be redistributed based on

1. Their scores.
2. The proximity of the universities to their States.
3. Catchment.

And all of these would be done with percentage based selection per course!

With these, there is no need to transfer anyone to private schools or Maiduguri. There are more than enough other places to transfer them to.

let the students who have not been verified consider this.
Ask your selves these.

1. What is the probability that I am among the top 20% in my chosen course.
2. How far is my school from my state?
3. Do I fall under my school's catchment?

BRILLIANT

Just in a moment ago;

The National Association Of Nigerian Students south west zone has called for
immediate reversal of the new admission policy (Eligibility Regulation).

According to a statement issued by the General Secretary and Public Relations
Officer Zone D, Comr. Obanobi Bidemi and Comr. Olatinwo Jeremiah, the
association describes this new policy as fraudulent.

The statement reads," Over 40 million Nigerian students at home and in diaspora
want the JAMB registrar to define the word “CHOICE of INSTITUTION”. Why would I
be posted to a school I never applied for? Why would I be posted to a school above
my parents’/sponsors’ means. “We saw this trend coming from last year when the myopic board reduced the options of institution of choice from six to three claiming it is to save students from the fraudulent activities of tertiary institutions in the process of admitting students.“
We call on the Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to
begin a probe into the accounts of the admission board, its registrar and top
echeleon as it has been paid by proprietors of private tertiary institutions hence
the bastardization of the admission exercise – a great semblance to the scandal
that rocked the world football governing body, FIFA,” it said.

The statement also warns that the over 5 million students across the 6 states of the
South West, including affected students, would be mobilised to the JAMB office if
the policy was not reversed immediately.

fflamingo:
Just in a moment ago;

The National Association Of Nigerian Students south west zone has called for
immediate reversal of the new admission policy (Eligibility Regulation).

According to a statement issued by the General Secretary and Public Relations
Officer Zone D, Comr. Obanobi Bidemi and Comr. Olatinwo Jeremiah, the
association describes this new policy as fraudulent.

The statement reads," Over 40 million Nigerian students at home and in diaspora
want the JAMB registrar to define the word “CHOICE of INSTITUTION”. Why would I
be posted to a school I never applied for? Why would I be posted to a school above
my parents’/sponsors’ means. “We saw this trend coming from last year when the myopic board reduced the options of institution of choice from six to three claiming it is to save students from the fraudulent activities of tertiary institutions in the process of admitting students.“
We call on the Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to
begin a probe into the accounts of the admission board, its registrar and top
echeleon as it has been paid by proprietors of private tertiary institutions hence
the bastardization of the admission exercise – a great semblance to the scandal
that rocked the world football governing body, FIFA,” it said.

The statement also warns that the over 5 million students across the 6 states of the
South West, including affected students, would be mobilised to the JAMB office if
the policy was not reversed immediately.

they're making life difficult for themselves. Honestly.

Teempakguy:

You and I have very similar plans!

I also don't want to work under anyone. Instead, together with brilliant scientists.

And u're favorite book as a kid was the encyclopedia?


Well...I hope we can both partner on a project when the time is ripe

RobinHez:

And u're favorite book as a kid was the encyclopedia?

ehn!
Where did you find out.

Well...I hope we can both partner on a project when the time is ripe

of course na.
60% of the time will be spent on fighting.

Teempakguy:
they're making life difficult for themselves. Honestly.

obviously when critically checked, the policy benefit every sane admission seeker. I repeat SANE.

Teempakguy:
ehn! Where did you find out.

I do my research

of course na. 60% of the time will be spent on fighting.

Loool...especially with ur "nose dat can sniff profit" Cuz I dnt like money dat much...
Just hope we won't pour acid on ourselves

fflamingo:
obviously when critically checked, the policy benefit every sane admission seeker. I repeat SANE.

of course.

CuteMaryJ:
I sure will

Thanks

RobinHez:

I do my research



Loool...especially with ur "nose dat can sniff profit"
Cuz I dnt like money dat much...

Just hope we won't pour acid on ourselves

please allow me to make a little contribution to this, OAU has started selling her post utme scratch cards about four days ago, and so far there hasn't been any ineligibility case that I know of.But the situation is that unlike before when you just have to put in your reg number and then all your data will be retrieved as it is on JAMB database including your score, you now have to input them yourself now with the e-portal telling you that JAMB is yet to send your details. But so far, people have been doing their registration without any hiccup, with the exam slated to hold on August 8.

Read the latest gist:

Man hanged himself after receiving a letter. See the letter - https://www.nairaland.com/2470220/tears-45-yr-old-man-just

Ayam fearing oh...I nuh get backUp plan oh...



Uniben please oh...

Abeg Jare.... let us hear word... Jamb this.., Jamb That.... If u need help passing jamb, buzz me... umbotombara@yahoo.com

sylarsquins:


Hey, pls kindly notify me wen u find out the means of knwin the institution uve bin transfered to. Thanks

From what I'm hearing, the only way is by going to Jamb's office.

I've never understood the reason behind the restriction of being allowed to write for a limited amount of schools after passing utme.

I've always felt it would have been better to allow candidates write for as many institutions as they can after utme...

After increasing the limitation, they've decided to turn their stůpidity up a notch and have made it even worse


Dibu is a fûcked up human being... Absolutely no doubt about that

Thanks Teempakguy and RobinHez!


Brilliant