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Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by phemmyflexxy(m): 1:42am On Aug 09, 2015 |
I do all the aforementioned including eating ass (special for Muslim gals cos they wash it all d time) except no. 1. 2 Likes |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 1:48am On Aug 09, 2015 |
skyfullofstars:IGNORES! |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by nattyGENT: 3:06am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Gurgle:continue to dream. If you care, ask the ladies 30yrs & above why they still remain single (DREAMING&WISHING, NOT FACING REALITY).... ARE YOU GOD? |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Gurgle(f): 3:07am On Aug 09, 2015 |
nattyGENT: And what part of my post caused you to say so Sir |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 3:13am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Number 4 isn't true Igbo dudes grow beards wellar |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Gurgle(f): 3:24am On Aug 09, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: cant wait to stroke that of Ultimate Bae |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 3:25am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Gurgle(f): 3:27am On Aug 09, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: No lol just a euphemism for my future husband I can see you have claimed Mr Nelson lol See, some people can actually respect the boundaries, mtcheww |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by RepentantTr0ll(m): 3:30am On Aug 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 3:32am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Gurgle:Your already dreaming of his facial hair Honey you're too far gone I tell u... Chigozie is waiting for you Phyno eh chai. No words cause the dudes voice does things to me Boundaries like what. You and ur NL hubbie? That one dey play away match o I see something like side olosho before...... |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by RepentantTr0ll(m): 3:32am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Am in the mood for some "Banter"
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Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Gurgle(f): 3:37am On Aug 09, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Lol, yeah I keep sighting him chyking females on different threads, chai this man yeah his facial hair has to be luxurious. Some guys cant grow good beards oh dear Lol his voice is so interesting. So deep!! You know phyno so interesting. He has everything he needs to be an arrogant so and so, light-skin, eyes with a colour other than brown, deep voice blah blah but he seems so humble somehow lol |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by politicalpastor: 4:06am On Aug 09, 2015 |
[Must you turn men into slaves in the name of western world? This is nonsense . I will stick to my bini culture. What a nonsense. Why must men turns a gate men to their wife or girl friends. That is totally unacceptable. American mentality. I live in america but i stick to my traditional values and norm. Must you copy everything from them. . Seriously, it's crazy. quote author=Demigods post=36623451]Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this. Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you. . 1.OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure . 2.Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders: Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room? . 3.Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions: – Why did you wake me? – Did the sound call my or your name? – Do I look like I major in handling sounds? – Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds? I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life. .4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards: So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one. Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence: Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down. Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions. Cheers yo! Source:https://tscng./2014/06/25/things-nigerian-men-dontwont-do/ Cc: lalasticlala this thread is nice enough for front-page o do the needdul Ishilove[/quote] |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 4:09am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Gurgle:I always take the meaning of that chyking so literally so it throws me for a loop whenever anyone says it...... Hmm she likes them hairy. Like gorilla? I need him to be able to grow hair but I want him to shave it. Beards look kinda dirty to me. Except Chibuzor's of course Yeah his voice is deep..... His English is all soft while his Igbo is very guttural Humility is such a nice trait in males. I mean it's nice in females too but we exhibit it more often. So it's cooler on males. He was/is kinda awkward so I think that's part of it. |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Gurgle(f): 4:15am On Aug 09, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Lol yes, I used to take it like that too until I saw the context of it here...nawao No not hairy. Just thick beard and eyebrows. Don't really dig chest hair but if he has it I guess its ok Yeah I want 5 oclock shadow but he grows it once in a while when he feels like it. Its more about having the potential to do it than actually doing it LOL. wow youre actually on him. Do you ever go to his concerts? you could probably get to meet him if you play it right yeah I remember I was watching one of his interviews, it was sooo wow! hes so different talking face to face from when hes rapping! Compared to flavor who is completely alpha, all the time lol. What do you think of him As he is the parallel Igbo artist |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 4:27am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Gurgle:Ok I get the context I was just being naughty You can always shave the chest hair abi tweeze it.... Shey na love? This girl your picky o. Like you want a lot of hair exactly here here and here but you don't want it there.... Smh. /in whiny nairalander males voices/ Go and build your own man or wait for Jesus Christ to return I feel ya about the potential. True true true. On him meaning what You can't recognize true love Na joke sha I like him.... A lot..... But I don't even know what I'd do if (when ) I meet him. My friend said I'll instantly become his baby mama so better to admire from afar lol Yeah almost split personality. I love dudes like that. I feel like I myself am also like that. Can go from extremely brazen to extremelyyyy shy. It's cute. Flavour Nabaniaaaaa ooooo Our Igbo broda I like what he's doing for us musically I don't like that he's an ashawo lol He should be hotter than Phyno, physically but he doesn't have that special something. But he doesn't need me many babes are throwing themselves at him My friends family loves him so much, all his songs are hits. And that his waist winding no be here o he pass me on that one |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 5:26am On Aug 09, 2015 |
jcflex:Lmao. |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by christinie(f): 5:52am On Aug 09, 2015 |
searching4love:and to think this orang-utan has females in his lineage. Wisdom is the principal thing. Get it. 3 Likes |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by kane33: 7:11am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Na wa o |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by tupacshakur(m): 7:20am On Aug 09, 2015 |
searching4love: Searching4love baba! ...slaying Naija girls since 2012! |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by tupacshakur(m): 7:27am On Aug 09, 2015 |
christinie: Shut the fuckin' fucck up! The fact that he has females in his lineage shouldn't becloud his sense of reasoning; shouldn't restrain him from stating facts just as they are. Most of the points he raised are absolutely correct. 2 Likes |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 7:30am On Aug 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Nobody: 7:31am On Aug 09, 2015 |
Lmao.. Lmao.. Lmao... Dis post is sure a comic relief... Buh,hey, demigods, der r several Nigerian men who do those things.. 'tleast my boyfriend does.. # tongue out# |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by djjosh(m): 7:39am On Aug 09, 2015 |
jcflex:or he is the only1 dt knws hw to open it. |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by iheanyi40(m): 7:58am On Aug 09, 2015 |
number 2 tho |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by soos: 9:32am On Aug 09, 2015 |
I smell lieses! 1 Like |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by frakdon(m): 9:34am On Aug 09, 2015 |
I think it should be the way round, yu knw cuz men r leaders.. |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by frakdon(m): 9:36am On Aug 09, 2015 |
tupacshakur:don't blame the brother..... |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by codedpee(m): 10:23am On Aug 09, 2015 |
No 6 is hot... These people shouldn't be forming at all |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Achilies(m): 11:07am On Aug 09, 2015 |
[color=#000099][/color] sonofananimal: Guy u worry o. |
Re: Things Nigerian Men Don’t/won’t Do For A Lady by Achilies(m): 11:08am On Aug 09, 2015 |
[color=#000099][/color] skyfullofstars: Yes o. Very very normal |
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