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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 7:30pm On Aug 14, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Well, she's being wooed by a troll which is quite fitting.

Why? Im not a troll!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 7:30pm On Aug 14, 2015
MoneyOvaBiitchz:
even gurgle wey no get dp,
dem say she get sexy body.


Aaahhhh...laaaaaawwwwwd I aff dieded. cry
lmao..nairaland boiz no go kill me....
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:30pm On Aug 14, 2015
CLeAtHead:
When I first say your moniker
I was like WTF
Then I realised you could be my lady luck
You came in yearning for culture
I came in like a vulture
2 People trying to have some fun

69 Bans counting
I still couldn't stop yearning
Mods took me to Jail
But they were destined to fail


Once a Troll
Always a Troll
Baby I hope we can Roll

Cold winter Nights
Lemm be the one to treat you Right
You ever need a man in your life
Lemme be the African to treat you fly

Am not a Romantic
But I hope you appreciate my Antics cool
ABSOLUTELY AND UNBELIEVABLE NONSENSE, RUBBISH, STVPID AND FOOLISH IN D HIGHEST ORDER, u dserv a ban 4 dis wack lines. "mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 7:30pm On Aug 14, 2015
CLeAtHead:
When I first say your moniker
I was like WTF
Then I realised you could be my lady luck
You came in yearning for culture
I came in like a vulture
2 People trying to have some fun

69 Bans counting
I still couldn't stop yearning
Mods took me to Jail
But they were destined to fail


Once a Troll
Always a Troll
Baby I hope we can Roll

Cold winter Nights
Lemm be the one to treat you Right
You ever need a man in your life
Lemme be the African to treat you fly

Am not a Romantic
But I hope you appreciate my Antics cool


sounds like a dirge undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by ronald4lif(m): 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
agarawu23:
boss, that's how we make it real wink

Both of you have same signage. Heaven bound love. Ride on!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
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you want more lines? cheesy cheesy cheesy
prettythicksme:
nervous ko,naval nii cheesy abeg drop lines make we see wetin u fit yarn! cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol you understand that London Jazz cool
kontinuu u hear.
Jez konteenuu. lipsrsealed
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
Gurgle:


Why? Im not a troll!
lmao.... I wonder why a troll would woo u....
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
stephenqueen:


Level don change ba undecided undecided

Na bra I wan buy but ah no know ma babe size but if ah see ur boobi I go remember her size wink cheesy cheesy
cheesy level don change,u no fit fool me again grin btw wetin concern my boobs with d ur bra u wan buy? shocked
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by CLeAtHead(m): 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
[I see my haterz
But they are my No 1 stalkerz
cool
Just gotta put you in Ghostmode
Cus your logic is too slow
undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Well, she's being wooed by a troll which is quite fitting.
oh, no wanda.
qood ⁴dem den.
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao.... I wonder why a troll would woo u....

Hes actually really a nice guy, have you spoken to him before
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
ronald4lif:


#Yawns.
Fly wan enter your mouth o. grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
no be small o. but no lele sha
no fall my hand o!...
cos na captain u be!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wordbank(m): 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
Eggovinmma make we do ds tin before we hit the club.
Shitz going down tonight
Nnena123 we got it locked down till the sun comes up
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
With d way i'm seeing tinz,i think u guys will confuse me tomorrow!!i wont knw who to choose! cheesy
Anyone of us u choose, its either i commit suicide or i become a murderer.

you choose me, i die loving you,

you choose sinnzu, i kill him because i cant be alive and see him love you.

We both have 1 heart, and our hearts need another!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao.... I wonder why a troll would woo u....
simply cuz she no get dp. cool
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Rilwayne001: 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
Cutehector:
not bad sha... Buh trekking miles? Really? U nor get money to buy range rover? cheesy

grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
hehehehehehe. i hope i wont
Phikom:

no fall my hand o!...
cos na captain u be!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2015
Gurgle:


Hes actually really a nice guy, have you spoken to him before
I tot u said u dnt meet people online in reality..hw come did u knw he is a nice guy all of a sudden?
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by CLeAtHead(m): 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2015
Gurgle you own no
One any explanation
NiggaZ just take this S***
Too seriously
Cant everyone just chill
And flow with the wind
Gurgle:


Hes actually really a nice guy, have you spoken to him before
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 7:35pm On Aug 14, 2015
AgapeCharis:
For your mind now o. cheesy

Loooool which mind, cant you see my suitors cool cool
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:35pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
where is ladyboss1? sad angry
Ur busy doing wt u do best
So u didnt see me ere since .. undecided

Neway gotta bounce see yall
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:35pm On Aug 14, 2015
CLeAtHead:
[I see my haterz
But they are my No 1 stalkerz
cool
Just gotta put you in Ghostmode
Cus your logic is too slow
undecided
SHUT UP THERE, u beta deactivate 4 d disgrace uve just put male nairalanders
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2015
MoneyOvaBiitchz:

simply cuz she no get dp. cool
that equally makes her a troll cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2015
dont ruin the vibe already. angry
LadyBoss1:

Ur busy doing wt u do best
So u didnt see me ere since .. undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2015
grin grin grin
NL ßabes shaaa
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agarawu23(m): 7:37pm On Aug 14, 2015
ronald4lif:


Both of you have same signage. Heaven bound love. Ride on!
cool smiley
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 7:37pm On Aug 14, 2015
Cutehector:
I tot u said u dnt meet people online in reality..hw come did u knw he is a nice guy all of a sudden?

I mean I have had several conversations with him, he is not a troll as he seems
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by DharmyYinks: 7:38pm On Aug 14, 2015
[b]Mademoiselle Gurgle


Like the sun unleashes its brightness,
My dilated pupils parted,
Before me stood an elegant princess,
My oeuvre self became hovered,
I was stupefied,
I was daydreaming,
At your vivacious sleekness,
Everyother girls became inferior,
If I were to place u and the other girls in here,
On a juxtaposition,
The result would be devastating,
U're altogether beautiful
Just like a fairy
Your skin sparkles
And your beauty glows
Your pixie dust got me mesmerized
Am intoxicated with for you
Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence
I'll gladly opt outta my camaraderie
Just to be with you
My love for u is intrincate
It sometimes throws me in a colossal conundrum
If only u knew u have a heart
That beats inside me
They told me I could do anything
If I put my mind to it
Yet no matter how hard I try
I just can't take u off my mind
Darling our love is divine
It keeps spilling out pictures
Of us having late night convo's
Kissing in funny places
I must confess
Cupid really struck that arrow
With ultimate accuracy
because it went through my heart
And left me bleeding for your love and touch
I wish to be your boiled plantain
So that u can salivate
My life with the sweetness in you
My love for you is so sweet
That no Doctor even(mrsphyno)
Can cure ne of this diabetes
My sunshine
Without you in my heart
I will be a blank space
Without any value
Or essence of living.
Will u come fill my heart
Will u be mine and mine alone
because I can't bear sharing you
With the world
I'd rather opt outta life's race
Will you be mine alone??[/b]

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 7:38pm On Aug 14, 2015
Cutehector:
that equally makes her a troll cheesy
maybe she has thing for trolls. lipsrsealed
Like "he's actually a nice guy" cool grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wordbank(m): 7:38pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
dont ruin the vibe already. angry
Na woo-fight be ds abi na wetin

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