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Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:48am On Aug 26, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Morning hun lol
So dey lied to me .. Chai thanks jare
Cuz u know everytime i see topics with konji i dont comment cuz dont know wt dat means
Hope u slept well
But now u know, i got my eye on u dearie mak conji no catch ugrin BTW how is da states? Do they still practice racism?
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:53am On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
But now u know, i got my eye on u dearie mak conji no catch ugrin BTW how is da states? Do they still practice racism?
uk
Yh dey do but on d down low
Shey u know its a criminal offence so no one wants to be called racist n all dat .. So dey just do it undercover
N depends on the area u live aswell
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 8:58am On Aug 26, 2015
wait till a gal asks u out by herself..smh
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:09am On Aug 26, 2015
.......And the idiot thinks help would come from Nairaland
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:26am On Aug 26, 2015
LadyBoss1:
uk
Yh dey do but on d down low
Shey u know its a criminal offence so no one wants to be called racist n all dat .. So dey just do it undercover
N depends on the area u live aswell
hav u ever fallen victim
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 10:18am On Aug 26, 2015
fraustratedfowl:
thanks bro for your understanding. The problem am having is the first talk thing. I naturally don't talk with ladies, especially if i have that feeling for them. anyway, will give a try in the morning. thanks again
Na God win, MA broda..... No worry, u go succeed. I use to be in the same shoes. Once u open u to a lady for the first time, even if she refuse ur advances..... Dat will give you the courage to approach many one..... Took me a second try before I gat my first gf grin
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by madgoat(m): 10:29am On Aug 26, 2015
fraustratedfowl:
behave matured angry or else i transfer my fraustration unto you angry



then you will become madcow or mad fowl or madgoat! angry
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 10:42am On Aug 26, 2015
madgoat:
shocked shocked shocked
Aww OMG, madgoat is here grin
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 11:44am On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
Guy, i dont know him ohhh grin it depends on his dept, me am electrical... Do u knw baba oyeniyi
no,ok watx d colour of the primary school signboard?
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 11:58am On Aug 26, 2015
General3620:
no,ok watx d colour of the primary school signboard?
I didnt check dat..wait so u tink am lieing. Let me show u dat i know it.. When u enter big gate, u'll go front a little bit nd u will see a roundabout, da school is right to round about. They have two different buildings one for primary, da other's secondary Abi am i lieing?? undecided
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by tonero230(m): 12:00pm On Aug 26, 2015
fraustratedfowl:
if you peeps can't advice me then delete your comments angry

How old are you?
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 12:01pm On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
I didnt check dat..wait so u tink am lieing. Let me show u dat i know it.. When u enter big gate, u'll go front a little bit nd u will see a roundabout, da school is right to round about. They have two different buildings one for primary, da other's secondary Abi am i lieing?? undecided
you are nt lieing bro,you are very correct.
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 26, 2015
General3620:
you are nt lieing bro,you are very correct.
so now u bliv me dat i knw ur school grin
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by afolwalex20(m): 12:36pm On Aug 26, 2015
sophietosyneabou:
wait till a gal asks u out by herself..smh

U liv in ilorin??
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Jaypea98: 12:50pm On Aug 26, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Ok lol finally know d meaning
He was wrong it actually means libido lala247
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:04pm On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
so now u bliv me dat i knw ur school grin
yeap,r u 2ru wit yur exams?
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Aug 26, 2015
[quote author=General3620 post=37354591]yeap,r u 2ru wit yur exams?[/quoted] which exams grin Bida has withdrawn me since Dat useless school
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:30pm On Aug 26, 2015
[quote author=Durent post=37355143][/quote]ooh,ithought u r still a student der,d xkul has too much student na,so withdraw is very rampant der
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by godoluwa(m): 2:30pm On Aug 26, 2015
@op & the rest sex starved dude, visit the nearest brothel to enjoy yourself. nonsense!
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 26, 2015
General3620:
ooh,ithought u r still a student der,d xkul has too much student na,so withdraw is very rampant der
Yea, am chigozie na general be ur real name?
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:38pm On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
Yea, am chigozie na general be ur real name?
lol,who go get dat kind name?my real name is success
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:48pm On Aug 26, 2015
General3620:
lol,who go get dat kind name?my real name is success
ok
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:13pm On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
u tink say na u frustrate pass??..guy, i frustrate pass u ohh but i no dey bhav dis stupid on NL.. U are a real poo man, go nd die who cares??
Get sense! angry i stated in my post that i need matured advice, so i will not trade any words with you. Some sensible guys here have started contributing with good response. Anyway, if i die, the whole world will be silent. You don't know me! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry undecided
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:14pm On Aug 26, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Pls wts d meaning of konji
come to my house, i will teach you not only the meaning of conji, but will demonstrate it to you. angry angry
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:16pm On Aug 26, 2015
xamuelotu:
Go put ur penis insyd ice block....... grin
Ice block? I only need advice on how to get a lady down! angry angry angry angry
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:17pm On Aug 26, 2015
mikron:
guy the guy needs sound advice not ridicule and insults na, ur insults is not helping him. wink
help me tell that madcow1 there! He thinks am his mate angry angry
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:19pm On Aug 26, 2015
Durent:
da guy is a wasted cun.t, he just joined NL today nd has already started postin nonsense undecided i'll teach him to behave online
may peper not enter the soup you'll eat tonight! angry angry angry


I came here for advice, so stop allowing me spew thrash sad sad
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by MadCow1: 9:19pm On Aug 26, 2015
fraustratedfowl:
help me tell that madcow1 there! He thinks am his mate angry angry


Biko Wetin I do you?
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:22pm On Aug 26, 2015
mikron:
Walk up to any girl of ur choice, greet her, introduce urself and ask her for her name, tell her u ve been seeing her around the area u saw her if she lives around there, depends on the answer she give u, ask her without being shy if she would be kind enough to give u her number as u won't mind adding her on whatsapp, that u want to be her friend and possible chat better with her on whatsapp, she might tell u she doesn't do whatsapp, don't worry probe further by asking her username on Facebook if she doesn't mind giving u that u spend most times online and from time to time u might want to chat with her there. After maybe a week of all these that is if u re successful by the above steps then move to step 2, that is telling her u wish to take her out on a date. If she give u d go ahead, take her to a decent eatery joint, buy her what u know ladies like to eat, take her out for short strolls in ur neighbourhood from time to time, then move to step 3, invite to ur crib, tell her u re a good cook that u would like to cook for her, 99% of ladies I ve dated fall for this. She will surely come, my brother I no fit tell u what to do next o, na u hold knife for one hand and yam for the other so na ur business wetin u do next, the ball is now in ur court.

Lest I forget don't be scared of any girl, even if she is d daughter of Dangote, do the needful and leave the rest for God. Men are moved by sight and beauty but women are moved by spoken word. All the best
the bestetest advice sir. Will try it. Hope my liver allows me sad
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2015
BiafranAvatar:




Observing...




Just Say The Name "BiafranAvatar"

don't just observe, contribute angry angry angry
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2015
IamChuks:

Na diz kind thin dey cause all those raping.. very soon dem go hear say u don rape 9yrs girl... beta go carry Ashawo
Truth be told, i have sweared never to rape a small child. As for ashawo, please how do i do it? i've been hearing bad things about them like if you visit them, they will take your destiny or use charm. Please throw more light on this
Re: Can't Approach A Lady, CONJI Is Killing Me, Please I Need Help! by fraustratedfowl(m): 9:32pm On Aug 26, 2015
ojesoj:
I want to advice this guy.I was like this when I was in junior class but not anymore since am an adult now. You can't take rejections, you are so scared of The rejections response you would get from a lady you like. You don't imagine the words to woo a lady coming out of ur mouth. First start talking to girls you don't like, girls you don't have any feelings for at all it would help you break barriers of approaching women

Note that CONFIDENCE would get you any lady because all women breath on the CONFIDENCE of a man
Thanks for your advice, but naturally am a shy guy. I find it hard to mingle with people especially in the public, not to talk of ladies. i will just melt away cry

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